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I'm like the Peyton Manning of Fantasy Football - sick regular season numbers, iffy/terrible playoff numbers. Unlike Peyton, I've never won a title. But since my curse has been broken, I've gotten super lucky and won 2 playoff games I should have lost and now play for my league's title, and 1000 in cash, this week. So excited! I'm heavily favored as of today, but those fantasy projections mean only so much. The real game starts Thursday. Are you still alive? If so, celebrate our Fantasy awesomeness!
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I wish you luck in your D&D/warhammer competition for office drones.
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Dec 17, 2014 05:02
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Really productive points players are ussually on teams that are already in the playoffs so people who got lucky picks ussually still have players on teams that are still competing,  My team the Boston Beavers only won once...
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Dec 17, 2014 05:05
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Luvcow posted:Really productive points players are ussually on teams that are already in the playoffs so people who got lucky picks ussually still have players on teams that are still competing, One generally useful fantasy strategy is to target players from teams that score a lot of points. For example, if you think Green Bay is awesome, going Rodgers-Nelson-Cobb-Lacy is a bold and points worthy strategy. But it can burn you with a bad game.
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Dec 17, 2014 05:07
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Let me tell you about this championship level team that only exists as a figment: their might is unmatched.
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Dec 17, 2014 05:36
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Rando posted:Let me tell you about this championship level team that only exists as a figment: their might is unmatched. It might be quite easy to stack your team with players from the same team if you so desired on draft day. Why not draft Packers? Patriots? Broncos? They're all almost guaranteed to score lots of points.
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Dec 17, 2014 05:38
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My opponent has demarco Murray and is convinced he's going to play Sunday
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Dec 17, 2014 05:41
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whoflungpoop posted:My opponent has demarco Murray and is convinced he's going to play Sunday I think Murray will play but I just picked up his backup in case he doesn't.
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Dec 17, 2014 05:42
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I'm surprised he made it this long, they've been riding him hard and putting him up wet every week E: indy's poo poo against the run so his handcuff will prob do fine whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Dec 17, 2014 |
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Dec 17, 2014 05:46
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whoflungpoop posted:I'm surprised he made it this long, they've been riding him hard and putting him up wet every week Contract year.
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Dec 17, 2014 05:48
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It has come to my attention that there has been a rash of people posting about their dumb fantasy teams in GBS. This is very annoying! I know you think that the rest of the world really cares about what your fourth string wide receiver did this week, but they actually don't. At all. In fact there are few things in the world LESS interesting than someone else's fantasy team. Please do not post about it here in the future. If you still cannot resist posting about your fantasy teams, you are more welcome to take such discussion to our gaming/fantasy forum The Armchair Quarterback: Fantasy Playoffs! insulated staircase fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Dec 17, 2014 |
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Dec 17, 2014 05:49
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My fantasy football team is called "Baeton Manning." I have had sex with a woman
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Dec 17, 2014 05:50
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a real jerk posted:It has come to my attention that there has been a rash of people posting about their dumb fantasy teams in GBS. This is very annoying! I know you think that the rest of the world really cares about what your fourth string wide receiver did this week, but they actually don't. At all. In fact there are few things in the world LESS interesting than someone else's fantasy team. Please do not post about it here in the future. you sound like one of the bitches i took 100bux from
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Dec 17, 2014 05:55
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I just took a big fart and poo poo. Jk it's just fantasy I'll hang up and listen
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Dec 17, 2014 06:01
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Cosmos posted:I just took a big fart and poo poo. Jk it's just fantasy I'll hang up and listen Rack him.
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Dec 17, 2014 06:25
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redshirt posted:It might be quite easy to stack your team with players from the same team if you so desired on draft day. and I'm just saying that elves + dwarves is mighty as the will of the Old Ones.
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Dec 17, 2014 08:47
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peyton manning? is that the army soldier who transgendered himself into a woman?
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Dec 17, 2014 08:53
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a hole-y ghost posted:peyton manning? is that the army soldier who transgendered himself into a woman? I think so... he leaked some of the wikileaks
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Dec 17, 2014 08:54
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i bet its hard for him to take a "wikileak" with his new mangina lmao
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Rando posted:I wish you luck in your D&D/warhammer competition for office drones. pretend football with actual miniatures is infinitely more entertaining than what redshirt is doing. Proof: 
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Dec 17, 2014 09:06
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one of the dudes who invented fantasy baseball has been playing for like thirty years and never won are you him, redshirt? are you him?
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Dec 17, 2014 09:09
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proof of concept posted:pretend football with actual miniatures is infinitely more entertaining than what redshirt is doing. Proof: this guy fascinating, whats his story
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Dec 17, 2014 09:12
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he is Death, the god of death he was in a band once
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Dec 17, 2014 09:21
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nomadologique posted:one of the dudes who invented fantasy baseball has been playing for like thirty years and never won Maybe!
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Dec 17, 2014 15:35
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Go Dallas Sparkle and Miami Koalas! Man I love me some hand-egg/stick-ball/jump-hoop.
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spud posted:Go Dallas Sparkle and Miami Koalas! Man I love me some hand-egg/stick-ball/jump-hoop. LOL those aren't actual teams OR sports names
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Redshirt who are your sleeper picks for this week, any positions
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whoflungpoop posted:Redshirt who are your sleeper picks for this week, any positions How deep a sleeper are you talking about? I've been researching the dregs of the league. For example, noted white receiver Cole Beasley for Dallas. I'm trying to prepare for the possibility that TY Hilton doesn't play, and if I'm not smart, I get caught with having no one play since its a Sunday 4:20 game. Don't forget there's two games on Saturday this week.
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Dec 17, 2014 22:31
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redshirt posted:How deep a sleeper are you talking about? I've been researching the dregs of the league. Cole Beasley would be an interesting sleeper and also belongs in the GBS gross dudes w long hair thread  i picked the denver kicker last week as my sleeper cause manning's balls kept looking wobblier every week
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redshirt posted:Rack him.
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whoflungpoop posted:Cole Beasley would be an interesting sleeper and also belongs in the GBS gross dudes w long hair thread I picked up the Denver kicker 3 weeks ago and it's been good. Desperation sleeper with possible big upside and big downside is Chicago WR Marquess Wilson. But I don't know if you can trust any Bears. Pick up Joseph Randle and Kniles Davis as possible fills in for Murray/Charles.
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Dec 17, 2014 22:39
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redshirt posted:I picked up the Denver kicker 3 weeks ago and it's been good. My opponent already got Randle but i got Davis and Hyde 
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Toby Gerhart
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whoflungpoop posted:the bears are such a dumpster fire right now, until last week i don't recall ever seeing a WR getting called for offsides, much less two of them in the same game. i got super lucky w Alshon Jeffery's late TD but this week i think i'll take a chance on Harry Douglas instead. Hell yeah on Douglas if he's available. Though I see he didn't practice today so check the injury. Another possible sleeper is Marques Colston - most people gave up on him halfway through the season, but he's had like 4 good games in a row and one assumes New Orleans - Atlanta will be high scoring.
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Fat Lowtax posted:Toby Gerhart Yep. Thursday game so act quickly.
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actually thinking about starting titans defense probably wont, but thinking about it
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whoflungpoop posted:actually thinking about starting titans defense poo poo sandwich. I'd play the Jags defense over the Titans. But I'd play neither, really.
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whoflungpoop posted:actually thinking about starting titans defense *titans get four picks tonight* *curse the fantasy gods*
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Daedra posted:bad defenses dont become good while playing bad teams thursday night games are great for fantasy football illogic tho, but only the right kind of illogic, which i have determined to be _____
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whoflungpoop posted:thursday night games are great for fantasy football illogic tho, but only the right kind of illogic, which i have determined to be _____ Titans are starting Whitehurst and Jags actually have an OK defense of late. If you're trying for illogic, go Jags!
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