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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
    *owns his own successful buisness
    *has friends outside of somethingawful? (mike nelson?)
    *does not wear hats
    *has money...and didnt get it from rich parents
    *never attended art school
    *is not transgendered
    *is not an gay
    *has a nice car
    *does not live in his parents house (lives in same town though so...)
    *owns own home (dome house)
    *has raised a multiple happy children
    *is not a drug addict?
    *has rakish good looks
    *has been in a fist fight
    *has never taught english as a second language in Japan

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Posts on forums.somethingawful.com myth busted

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Posts on forums.somethingawful.com myth busted

what the

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

a starwar betamax posted:

*does not wear hats

lol/ you got pie on your face now OP...

az
Dec 2, 2005


most of the items in your list also apply to you, do you have something you want to tell us mr. not a goon

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Lowtax can't be a goon because we are his goons.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Smeego posted:


lol/ you got pie on your face now OP...

nothing makes sense any more

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Leroy Dennui posted:

Lowtax can't be a goon because we are his goons.

no way we're all goons for the illuminati

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
also hasnt he spent all his money on his divorce/the forums

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
pretty sure all his assets are in CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM merch

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
is goon
*hawiann t-shirts
*asian fetish
*white
*lives somewhere in middle of country that is not NY or LA
*poops

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
which is as good as gold impo

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

JiveHonky posted:

*asian fetish

sigh.... a GOON would want to get with an asian...LOWTAX divorces asians. he is a mirror universe goon

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

howd you make the cool list op looks profesh

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

a starwar betamax posted:

    *has rakish good looks
    *has a nice car
    *has money...and didnt get it from rich parents
    *does not live in his parents house

how about f) You're a gimp

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
"LOWTAX PAY ATTENTION TO MEE"

:roflolmao:

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
SA is a front for the CIA which makes Lowtax a spook and we are his goons.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

david... posted:

howd you make the cool list op looks profesh

[list]
*bullet pont
[\list]

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

golodmine

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




    *Cool
    *Thanks
    *Nice Gif
    *::greenangel:

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

i learned something today

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
I don't have friends on or offline... myth busted!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Lol if you think he's a real person and not just an elaborate hologram created by various goon elite.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
goon elite

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

JiveHonky posted:

goon elite

You know who they are? :ohdearsass:

I heard they're all in the colored forums.

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

I disagree OP. Your biggest argument is that Lowtax has money. If you look at the PYF recent purchase thread you will see there are lots of goons with poo poo tons of money to throw at useless poo poo.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Nigmaetcetera posted:

Posts on forums.somethingawful.com myth busted

da op got slammed in seconds

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Republican.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
What if Lowtax is the only goon and everyone else is just a tryhard

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Maybe it's like Jesus being a Jew? :shrug:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Merry Crapmas.



Suck it nerds.

:dance:

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Merry Crapmas.



Suck it nerds.

:dance:

why does some of the stuff in the box disappear this is important

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Anorexic Robot posted:

why does some of the stuff in the box disappear this is important

Because shut up. You are ruining the magic for everyone.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Luvcow posted:

You know who they are? :ohdearsass:

I heard they're all in the colored forums.

personally i don't agree with having separate "colored" forums in TYOOL 2014

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

psyopmonkey posted:

Merry Crapmas.



Suck it nerds.

:dance:

Whoa... :stare:

You've really let yourself go... I like the blonde hair dyeing (wig?) but it looks like you've gained about 50-60lbs...

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Merry Crapmas.



Suck it nerds.

:dance:

is this how you look now Psyop ?!

text me

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Anorexic Robot posted:

why does some of the stuff in the box disappear this is important

:how:

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Marvin Freeman posted:

personally i don't agree with having separate "colored" forums in TYOOL 2014

Ironically it is the forums "whites" who post in the colored forums. They look down on us GBS "brown people".

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