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texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
hi all poland is a cool country itt i will share a few videos showing the daily life in the well developed country of poland :poland:

this is how we get water. we have wells in poland and are very proud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-BTYRkdzfI

this is how a zul (menel, skurwysyn) repairs a barn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIQejWZ_Zc

heres a polish taxi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgMe3AYuBAc

how polacks transport wood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohfxFxezVSU

:poland: share more poland vids kurwa :poland:

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They put a screen door on a submarine

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
also we have our own :siren:CHUCK NORRIS:siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpeX5VLvrho

they threw him out of bank, wyjebali go kutasy pierdolone

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
think i might just mov to poland

aint like im livin in richland anyways

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


im told that poles have a preternatural knack for poultry farming c/d

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring


wish it was a bigger pic

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
poland is a happy country everyone is happy and greeting each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzOtEXaaIyI

we love riding our bikes in the countryside and experience the beautiful country of poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT1ziEV_-Lo

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008


We have the Obi Wan Kenobi street

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

more posts from the potatozone

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
I had no idea Poland was prone to so many earthquakes! those poor people can't get anything done. :ohdearsass:

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
polish people are very responsible drinkers but sometimes we just go overboard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g-zE2_nU

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i lived for about a year in a very polish area and so i saw a lot of drunks.

one night i was coming home, and i saw a guy passed out face down in the street in front of a bar and there was blood pooled up around his mouth and nose. I went inside to look for help and told the bartender, a fat old polish lady, and she said "he fine. he taking nap." and that was that.

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texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
yeah its pretty normal for us polacks to just nap on the street

like in this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaJ_zZSuwrQ

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Kurwa!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Skilleddk posted:

yeah its pretty normal for us polacks to just nap on the street

like in this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaJ_zZSuwrQ

Polish dog is just trying to do CPR, poorly

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm mostly Polish (last name ends in 'ski', even), but I speak no Polish.
I do eat duck blood soup though.

Thank you for reading.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Luvcow posted:

Polish dog is just trying to do CPR, poorly

Pole dog just looking for a hand beezy

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood

Big Beef City posted:

I'm mostly Polish (last name ends in 'ski', even), but I speak no Polish.
I do eat duck blood soup though.

Thank you for reading.

for shame, jebany skurwysynie

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I left Poland at a young age. I miss barszcz :(

jejeje
Dec 25, 2004
fetus

Skilleddk posted:

for shame, jebany skurwysynie

Uczę się polskiego, dziękuję za nowe przekleństw!

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood

jejeje posted:

Uczę się polskiego, dziękuję za nowe przekleństw!

wypierdalaj kutasie jebany

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Luvcow posted:

Polish dog is just trying to do CPR, poorly

Polish dog is good boy trying to push master home.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Can we just merge this with the Russia thread? It's the same....all of Eastern Europe is the same.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Legit tho. Just some guy muttering in a garbled foreign language and then a truck filled with adidas track pants crashes into a wall

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood

spud posted:

Can we just merge this with the Russia thread? It's the same....all of Eastern Europe is the same.

no its not the same pojebie

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
I am half Polish. Weirdly proud of it, too. CAn't speak a lick of it though, exceptnfor Piwo, which seems to work pretty well whenever I go.

Medieval Medic fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Dec 18, 2014

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Skilleddk posted:

no its not the same pojebie

Do u like Potato and Adidas?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlOoSsfU6cM

also Polish vodka is awesome

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i was born in warsaw

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

:spooky: WINGED HUSSARS:spooky:

Wikipedia posted:

The hussars were famous for their huge 'wings', a wooden frame carrying eagle, ostrich, swan or goose feathers. In the 16th century, characteristic painted wings or winged claws began to appear on cavalry shields.

The most common theory is that the hussars wore the wings because they made a loud, clattering noise which made it seem like the cavalry was much larger than in reality and frightened the enemy's horses. Other possibilities included the wings being made to defend the backs of the men against swords and lassos, or that they were worn to make their own horses deaf to the wooden noise-makers used by the Ottoman and the Crimean Tatars.

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