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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=357693142



quote:

OH A loving MAD PESON THAT IS SO BUTTHURT HE PUT 100 BUCKS DOWN TO SAY HES A loving CENOSR PUSSY NAZI

lol

Spandex Bonerlord fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Dec 18, 2014

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Would play a game about murdering op

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Can I play as a kid?

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
To be honest, the actual game he's mocking is kinda poo poo and boring in terms of like... quality. So it's kinda double sad.

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm
I'm gonna need to see how cute these kids will be first.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

RAGE HOLE posted:

I'm gonna need to see how cute these kids will be first.

aatrek parachute located, honeypot success

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
gosh im just sick and tired of these sjws!!!! lets go to war with them we can be the sjwws. Fight for justice for your fellow sjwws and be a sjwwjw!

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Aardvark posted:

Can I play as a kid?

Actually this could be a really great survival horror

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009
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Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009
"COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG"
Is it a full moon or something?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i'm not really up on the sjw platform but wouldn't they be against the killing of children?

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy

The Protagonist posted:

i'm not really up on the sjw platform but wouldn't they be against the killing of children?

Children never ask before they invasively move into a woman's womb. They just appear.

Problematic as gently caress.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

Would play a game about murdering op

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives
not sure what to make of this op but let me tell you something: i care a whole gently caress of a lot about video games

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Wow the Steam thread CAN'T EVEN because of games where you kill people or are made by unpleasant people or neo-nazis or someone liked a facebook post help free speech i e-mailed gabe about how I don't want a game represented on steam video games

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
i love games. videogames on the computer. i just love them. cant get enough of them. im also loving gay as hell lol

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
kill yourself op

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if he did a "no wiper" he wouldn't be butt hurt

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I'm a mad peson

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Hitlers children, a game where the player, as eva braun, refuses to bare hitler the heir he needs to be a real daddy.

Has a running total of children denied to hitler as well as a magic mirror that shows you how happy hitler would be if he had that number of children also you can show it to him in his dreams to torment him.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Dec 18, 2014

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

katlington posted:

Hitlers children, a game where the player, as eva braun, refuses to bare hitler the heir he needs to be a real daddy.

Has a running total of children denied to hitler as well as a magic mirror that shows you how happy hitler would be if he had that number of children also you can show it to him in his dreams to torment him.

As a text-based game!

It's 1943 and you are Eva Braun. It has been 2 months since your last menstrual cycle. You sit in a bedroom at the Eagle's Nest contemplating the future of you and your husband. To the west is a door to another room, to the north is a window and to the south is a closet full of clothes and an empty wire coat hanger.

Input command:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





this motherfucker paid $100 to put up a dumb anger post

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008

Cowman posted:

this motherfucker paid $100 to put up a dumb anger post

no mom's credit card did

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

natetimm posted:

As a text-based game!

It's 1943 and you are Eva Braun. It has been 2 months since your last menstrual cycle. You sit in a bedroom at the Eagle's Nest contemplating the future of you and your husband. To the west is a door to another room, to the north is a window and to the south is a closet full of clothes and an empty wire coat hanger.

Input command:

cast enlarge satan

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Seriously, kill any poster that writes "SJW" unironically.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

DaveSplitter posted:

cast enlarge satan

You belly swells noticeably.

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
it makes sense gabe would do this as hes a brony and therefore also probably a toxic fedora gamergate mens rights activist

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
my cousin is making a Fallout clone. he has been at it for 15 years

he follows fallout like a bible and everything is about the holy Fallout,

he recently spent 6000 dollars to get 3d models of children because as he says

"soon you will be able to kill children in (my game), finally" "you can kill all the children....."

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Still waiting for a game to kill yourself.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I wouldn't play it because video games are for babies and caring about them is for manbabies.

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
any preorder bundles, or what?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Inevitable posted:

Seriously, kill any poster that writes "SJW" unironically.
hmm. if i want to battle to the death with you do i just have to post and unironically use "SJW?"

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
GODAMMMMNIT if they don't do someotning about ethics in videogame journalism I'm gonna fukndhfhuhaufuygucgsyauahgdgbhgwhayhjjjjjjjjjjjjjsbbbbbb
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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I'd play it.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i'm going to go beyond ssjw

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
its about boring in videogames stupid

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Top City Homo posted:

my cousin is making a Fallout clone. he has been at it for 15 years

he follows fallout like a bible and everything is about the holy Fallout,

he recently spent 6000 dollars to get 3d models of children because as he says

"soon you will be able to kill children in (my game), finally" "you can kill all the children....."

i'm interested in this

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol

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Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

KILL ALL THE KIDS from the acclaimed developer of yin yang

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=175941902

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