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woah this guys got that shower glow in his eyes. what a turn on
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talk while u eat the soup and let mouthfuls of soup dribble down ur chin and back into the bowl this imprints subconscious fellatio thoughts and she will be ready to suck a d in no time
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Dec 18, 2014 23:49
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make a pie crust and fill it w/ uncooked dry beans and glare at her when she tries to eat it
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Dec 18, 2014 23:53
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sexy young infidel posted:good jokes/convo for vegetarian girls: hey how come u weigh so much when you don't even eat meat? this reminds me a great way to get a date hot and ready is to recite ur favorite speeches from penn and tellers bullshit word for word
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Dec 18, 2014 23:56
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bring out a silver platter, place it in front of her and remove the cover to reveal a burning quran
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Dec 19, 2014 00:02
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sexy young infidel posted:lmao the embrassment when it turns out she's a hindi or something u can hedge ur bets by putting as many holy books as u can fit in there. if u do that it also provides a good segue into ur first penn jillette speech
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Dec 19, 2014 00:06
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snodig posted:Absolutely not. wear earbuds thru the whole dinner and whenever she tries to talk to u pull one out and say "did you say something" while looking really miffed
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Dec 19, 2014 00:11
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open with a low takedown like the fireman carry, then quickly maneuver around her guard and go for a kimura lock for an easy tapout. dont go for the lock if ur in her guard or u could end up in an armbar
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Dec 19, 2014 00:20
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snodig posted:What I need help with: when u need her to leave u should call the police in front of her and start saying a crazy woman broke into ur home and is threatening u, this gets people out really fast
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Dec 19, 2014 00:40
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"so" called "block busters" like "james" camerons titanic 
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Dec 19, 2014 00:53
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Literal Carehaver posted:poop all overyourself and on her just smear that stuff everywhere mark her with ur scent to scare off competing mates
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Dec 19, 2014 01:11
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get really heated about israel palestine and start banging ur fists on the table/bending silverware/overturning soup bowls
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Dec 19, 2014 01:23
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serve the bean pie and as shes eating it stare at her and say "your going to fart so much later hahhaa" and then lick ur lips real slow
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I think you should bend her over a park bench and gently caress her with your stinking, rock-hard gently caress staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little dick cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should poo poo into her mouth. By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to loving severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her rear end AIDS. Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat human being. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect penis. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed penis booger. God is a human being. God is a friend of the family. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless human being. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop loving. I wish I could have sex. I want to gently caress so bad. I can taste your loving vagina juice. I am a friend of the family. I am a stupid stupid fat loving friend of the family. God is Hitler’s human being. There is no such thing as a human being. post of the day
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