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oooh woowww..... elvish is soooo ama zing,, he constructed an ENTIRELY NEW LANGUAGE FOR HIS WOLRD CRAFTING. actually its just finnish
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gnarlyhotep posted:it needed more elf on hobbit action imo Seriously all you get is one post mortem kiss it's kinda balls.
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Ramsus posted:Yeah, I dunno why they feel like they need to sanitize and cheer up everything to appeal to children. There have been films like The Never Ending Story that were pretty grim, but kids enjoyed them. PEOPLA RE PUSSIES TODAY most grimms fairy tales are incredibly dark in their original forms. kids getting hosed up and killed all over the place
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Whoops I mean spolier
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Ramsus posted:Yeah, I dunno why they feel like they need to sanitize and cheer up everything to appeal to children. There have been films like The Never Ending Story that were pretty grim, but kids enjoyed them. PEOPLA RE PUSSIES TODAY Eh, the book was basically a children's book. The problem is some people can't just sit back and enjoy a children's story without feeling like their maturity is being threatened or something. Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Dec 20, 2014 |
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Dec 20, 2014 00:56
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Sauron too. Although I think he was a little higher up, not quite a god but close. sauron and the wizards were both the same kind of dudes. so were the balrogs
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Stormageddon posted:Whoops I mean spolier god dammit
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Actually I think you'll find the Star Wars prequels were actually pretty good, so not comparable at all.
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ladyboy pancake posted:Actually I think you'll find the Star Wars prequels were actually pretty good, so not comparable at all. Han Solo flying Chubacca into Mordor? gently caress yeah it was
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Dec 20, 2014 00:58
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why is everyone so fixated on their media pap being 'dark' and 'gitty'
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anyways the hobbit movies were really good. i like the part where the elf is hopping on the dwarf barrels
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a hole-y ghost posted:anyways the hobbit movies were really good. i like the part where the elf is hopping on the dwarf barrels that vsounds cool and funny so get it the HELL out of my movie! this movie about midgets and magic angels and merlin and homosexuals needs to be as GRIZZLED AND REALISTIC as the normandy scene from safeing privates ryan a star war betamax fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Dec 20, 2014 |
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Dec 20, 2014 01:00
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also the part where the dwarfs eat all of the hobbits food is funny too, i like that one you thought you eat a lot huh hobbit?? well i bet you dont eat as much at 12 fat guys!!! -me bbefore that scene
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Also just like with Star Wars, the director's best work was before the first part of the series.
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I liked the second one of the hobbit films more but this one was solid and probably better than anything else out right now if you are going to the movies. The first ten minutes should have been on the end of the second one, though, because goddamn not everything needs to be a cliffhanger esp a lovely one.
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a starwar betamax posted:oooh woowww..... elvish is soooo ama zing,, he constructed an ENTIRELY NEW LANGUAGE FOR HIS WOLRD CRAFTING. actually its just finnish Finns are magical 
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saying the star wars prequels were good seems to be the new "im gay" or "cuck" and I can't wait til everyone gets tired of it. Furthermore, im gay
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another good part is where the dwarfs hop onto 4 sheep that appear from nowhere for them to ride willingly to their deaths
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I like the part where the big macguffin stone goes away in the middle of the movie and is never mentioned again
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hahah i don't think ive ever actually heard anybody like these movies, even dumb people think they are stupid maybe they are legit for children though?
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the lord of the rings movies weren't very good except for the first one like i'm not trying to be edgy or anything it's just my opinion. they just didn't "grab" me
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Stormageddon posted:I like the part where the big macguffin stone goes away in the middle of the movie and is never mentioned again
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Lord of the Rings is cool and Star Wars sucks.
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Fonzarelli posted:hahah i don't think ive ever actually heard anybody like these movies, even dumb people think they are stupid i only saw the first one and i didn't like it but actually a lot of people probably like them because people keep goign to see them???
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Fonzarelli posted:hahah i don't think ive ever actually heard anybody like these movies, even dumb people think they are stupid no, even stupid children think they suck
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Cnut the Great posted:i only saw the first one and i didn't like it but actually a lot of people probably like them because people keep goign to see them??? I think they are only really seeing them out of habit, like a weird compulsion because its a trilogy and you can't dip out after the first one
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Fellowship was the best book/film of the trilogy.
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The Hobbit movies suck. The second one was barely passable but as a whole sucked.
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Oh another good part is Billy Connolly dwarf. PJ should make a trilogy about him and Lee Pace elf adventuring odd couple style. Wait, I guess that was basically the LOTR trilogy kinda
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Stormageddon posted:Oh another good part is Billy Connolly dwarf. PJ should make a trilogy about him and Lee Pace elf adventuring odd couple style.
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Fonzarelli posted:I think they are only really seeing them out of habit, like a weird compulsion because its a trilogy and you can't dip out after the first one i don't think you understand why normal people see movies
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So does Fili/Kili whatever bang that hot elf chick?
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:So does Fili/Kili whatever bang that hot elf chick? Yes no
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the other day i heard two guys going on and on abotu how great the hobbit movies are.............. they kept dropping smug burns on other people saying stuff like "pffff....i guess everybody who HASNT READ THE BOOK are gonna be suprised when gigglypuff dies in the third movie" then one of them said "man.... i wish they had made three movies each about the origional trilogy..." and the other guy said "ooh man,, that would be awesome... 9 movies total.... whoa"
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Seriously this poo poo is way better: thanks
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:So does Fili/Kili whatever bang that hot elf chick? nope, but he does get something long and hard shoved in him against his will. it's a sword.
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Zeike posted:thanks Yeah like 40 minutes into it we're already at Lonely Mountain. KiteAuraan posted:nope, but he does get something long and hard shoved in him against his will. it's a sword. "It appears I have penetrated you!" I forgot one/both of the brothers died. I know Thorin dies and Bombour lives to be an even fatter fatass
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fili and his brother kili die when a troll drops a safe on them
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Yeah like 40 minutes into it we're already at Lonely Mountain. I love how when Jackson included the songs they are still total dick when compared to the 1977 movie. Which is still baller as gently caress.
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