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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:3 knocks and a snuffle at the door means the hog wants in don't open the door. It's not the hog you once knew... that hog is gone...this is something else...
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Get them while they're fresh, OP! Takes about 200 of those little things to make an omelet, but it's SOOOO worth it! This man* speaks the truth! *or whatever gender
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:29 |
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The only way to protect yourself is by doing vigorous squat thrusts while reciting this ditty : Posting hog, posting hog Just be cool Get those trotters Off my vestibule
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:30 |
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But w/r/t mouse eggs, here is a nest: Note that the mouse is not included in the picture.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:35 |
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They're delicious gobble 'em by the handful!
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:46 |
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Tonsured posted:
aw poo poo i put those on my cereal theyre mice eggs??
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:52 |
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Gay Roads posted:aw poo poo i put those on my cereal theyre mice eggs?? Yeah you probably ate a full litter
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:54 |
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How can I tell the difference between a mouse egg and a hog egg ?? If I destroy a mouse egg is it as bad as letting a hog egg hatch?? What if I can't find it!!
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 01:04 |
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i aint afeard of no poasty hog
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 01:08 |
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they lay between 10-15
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 01:29 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:How can I tell the difference between a mouse egg and a hog egg ?? only way to tell is to think about what kind of posts u made the day before there are NO penalties for destroying eggs but if u destroy a mouse egg u will miss out on 4-5 weeks of mouse luck
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 01:59 |
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mice eggs look like shark eggs & you will find them underside of your stuff
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 02:13 |
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Kidsolo posted:they lay between 10-15 aw gently caress there he is!
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 02:14 |
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:mice eggs look like shark eggs & you will find them underside of your stuff should probably buy a shark fogger just in case tho
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 02:16 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:when u make a very good post a mouse will visit u in the night and lay an egg on whatever device u posted from. this is considered an extremely good omen if u let the egg hatch. some people think they have made a good post when they see an egg on their computer or phone but this may in fact be a hog egg which is laid for bad posters. a hog egg is very unlucky and is sure to bring disaster if u allow it to hatch more molemen planted conspiracy theories i cant believe you buy that trash keep believing in their insipid propaganda to inspire paranoia and disunity as they collapse the very earth we stand on from under us
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 02:31 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:3 knocks and a snuffle at the door means the hog wants in gently caress this is the scariest thing i've read all night... plagued by the posting hog, haunted by the posting hog, tormented by the pig of posts, terrified of the posting hog, please help, dear god, here comes the hog
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:36 |
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TEH POSTENG HOG HE IT IS COME TO GIVE YOU OF THE BACON IT IS UNDER YOUR MATTRESS???
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:30 |
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naem posted:TEH POSTENG HOG HE IT IS COME TO GIVE YOU OF THE BACON IT IS UNDER YOUR MATTRESS??? dont eat that bacon it is sure to cause acute prodromal schizophrenia
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:50 |
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Bacon it is smoked so you don't have to refrigerate it immediately but you should once you fin dit, under the mattress when the hog fairy it is come unless you have a futon then it slips in between those slats you know the ones
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:52 |
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The mice it is bad they want TO EAT the bacon and lay they are eggs but you can pet them if you are careful and you have to clean they are cage of the poops it smelly and a balanced diet, does a body good every little bit helps said the old woman as she pissed in the sea
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 08:55 |
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<0/ | ^ an exasperated man, at this thread
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 10:24 |
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lowt ax eat teh egg
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 16:53 |
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How they look: Where they lay them: tricksters
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 17:09 |
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poges
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 17:10 |
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dog buttz posted:How they look: how they get in??
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:08 |
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theyre called rice krispies OP
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:11 |
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Gay Roads posted:how they get in?? I would tell you but then you'd plug it up and probably end up with septic shock.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:15 |
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dog buttz posted:I would tell you but then you'd plug it up and probably end up with septic shock. but i dont want the mice lay its eggs in my ear!! what 2 do
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:28 |
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WHO PUT THE SNAIL IT IS INSIDE TEah ear
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:36 |
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Snails and mice TEH POSTENG HOG
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:36 |
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Hog eggs smell like sulfur inside - one trick to know after you break an egg
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:43 |
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naem posted:Snails and mice TEH POSTENG HOG quote:Feral hogs dine on a wide array of animals. Tiny mammals, snails, birds, insects, insect larvae, crayfish, reptiles, earthworms and amphibians all pop up on their menus. Foods that hogs eat
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