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Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

5-HT posted:

yeah that'd be boniface, and he posted it on gawker. tonydanzasho and turn left dale noo!!!!! were p cool tho.

http://gawker.com/5987590/let-me-introduce-myself-farewell-to-mobutu-sese-seko

Jesus, that's a lot of bullshit.

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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I could barely skim it...self indulgent as all gently caress

now I know what my posts feel like

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

a posting ghost posted:

I could barely skim it...self indulgent as all gently caress

now I know what my posts feel like

self-realization is always a good thing

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

self-realization is always a good thing

After enough time dragging yourself towards something, you start getting dragged towards it instead

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Jesus goat-loving christ


Okay I grant you that fucktardasaurus' article is a pretty strong argument against ever opening helldump again but still I want it back

I perform better with an element of danger and creepy stupidity

Tujague fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Dec 22, 2014

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im helldumping u right this minute for the word "fucktardasaurus"

WOLF HONGO
Aug 29, 2014

paranoid randroid posted:

im helldumping u right this minute for the word "fucktardasaurus"

tujague loves using a bunch of swearwords in arguments to ssound cool and edgy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Tujague posted:

Jesus goat-loving christ


Okay I grant you that fucktardasaurus' article is a pretty strong argument against ever opening helldump again but still I want it back

I perform better with an element of danger and creepy stupidity

If you want to jerk off in a circle you can do that here.

Also lol at how boniface spent years trying to unsubscribe from gay porno mags that people sent him because of his position as shitlordprotector of helldump.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

the new pleb posted:

Also lol at how boniface spent years trying to unsubscribe from gay porno mags that people sent him because of his position as shitlordprotector of helldump.

ahahahhhah I hope this is true

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

boniface is a more successful writer than any other goon now lmao

http://www.theguardian.com/profile/jeb-lund

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

boniface is a more successful writer than any other goon now lmao

http://www.theguardian.com/profile/jeb-lund

guardian CIF is embarrassing.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

The print Guardian is stil la good paper but its online version drags its name through the mud. Rusbridger should be ashamed

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

hes leaving next year and his legacy is clickbait. lmao.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Are "swearwords" really upsetting that guy or is this some kind of sophisticated pedo animees humor that I'm not parsing

I mean, he said "swearwords"


edit: Like, I think I said "gently caress-stump" in a different thread and this guy carried the trauma and angst over here and he seems to be complaining about it

Tujague fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Dec 22, 2014

WOLF HONGO
Aug 29, 2014

youre still going at it huh

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Neo-Helldump would be pretty much a non-stop complaining station for every bitter forums user. I'm talking endless threads of "please helldump this one guy because his anime avatar makes me upset :qq:"

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

gnarlyhotep posted:

ahahahhhah I hope this is true

http://gawker.com/5987590/let-me-introduce-myself-farewell-to-mobutu-sese-seko

quote:


The people harassing me did know it, and evidently someone had started registering my name and email address on message boards dedicated to white supremacy or to taking photos of preteen girls bathing in public pools and talking about "unblemished angels.

the heebie-gbs
Apr 23, 2007

♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫
       /
:sax:
overall it was an effective lint trap for bad people with lovely opinions. also crumbunist was like the posting panopticon

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

quote:

I couldn't even sit down to start writing this story now without my hands going white and shaking


Im shaking too, with laughter

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



quote:

when my friends want to bust on me, evidently chinless.

just rolls right off

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i fear helldump returning in case they expose my real identity as a mid tier african warlord

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Alexzandvar posted:

Neo-Helldump would be pretty much a non-stop complaining station for every bitter forums user. I'm talking endless threads of "please helldump this one guy because his anime avatar makes me upset :qq:"

this is also what original Helldump was, some of the greatest threads were reversals of fortune

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

this is also what original Helldump was, some of the greatest threads were reversals of fortune

I think the fact that pretty much everyone on SA has skeletons in their closets is obvious and we don't need to bring back hell dump to know that.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




isn't helldump blamed for sorta killing the 'community' feel SA used to have? i dunno, cause i wasn't here but i saw lowtax posting about it.

also, SS seems to be the new gayer helldump trying to dig up the lamest and most boring things.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yeah I think having secret police following you around reading every post you make would kill a sense of community pretty fast.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

what happened to crumbunist he's the only other notable helldump guy I remember, is he still waiting out there ready to unleash a complete record of everyone's internet activities from the beginning of time

crumbunist is too busy dealing with the fallout from edward snowden to post

also wolf hongo what is the deal with it looks too high quality to be a regular red text but idk why you'd call yourself an irredeemable fuckwit

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Alexzandvar posted:

Yeah I think having secret police following you around reading every post you make would kill a sense of community pretty fast.

trick I've learned is to sow misinformation in your posts and laugh as people eat it up to get their fix like a bunch of starved orphans

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The CIA should hire former helldump super stars to be intelligence agents.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Spanish Manlove posted:

trick I've learned is to sow misinformation in your posts and laugh as people eat it up to get their fix like a bunch of starved orphans

you're not actually gay are you

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Alexzandvar posted:

The CIA should hire former helldump super stars to be intelligence agents.

well given that the racist republican hugbox spent over a year digging poo poo up on one specific admin they seem to be trying to get in the CIA like how Caro was trying to become a freedom fighter in libya

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

ashgromnies posted:

there was also that thing where all helldump posters could be voted on and banned and it turned out that a lot of the helldumpers were more hosed up than some of the ppl they tried calling out, it was just a terrible, creepy place
Helldump was like a neighborhood watch, it sounds like it should help clean up the area until you realize the only people invested enough to volunteer are obsessive busybodies or complete weirdos with an itchy trigger finger.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Jeb Lund was a goofy old man who spent his mid to late 30's finding as much real life information on teen posters as he could, then he wrote a long winded article about his internet posting history for some scummy clickbait site like anyone would give a poo poo ever.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Spanish Manlove posted:

well given that the racist republican hugbox spent over a year digging poo poo up on one specific admin they seem to be trying to get in the CIA like how Caro was trying to become a freedom fighter in libya

trying to be a freedom fighter? caro was sniping gaddafi soldiers left and right

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i can;t remember who said that boniface contacted them about making sure people voted correctly on the garbage day votes. but he did.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Spanish Manlove posted:

trick I've learned is to sow misinformation in your posts and laugh as people eat it up to get their fix like a bunch of starved orphans

i fear helldump returning in case they expose my real identity as a public official who was at a high level in the bush administration

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Phoon posted:

i fear helldump returning in case they expose my real identity as a public official who was at a high level in the bush administration

hell, i wonder how they got the phone number to this gas station I work at but that's some dedication

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Without helldump future generations of goon are never gonna learn not to use the same name for something awful, facebook, and furaffinity

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

trying to be a freedom fighter? caro was sniping gaddafi soldiers left and right

And then ended up in a horrible prison begging for death. Truly something to aspire to.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Kimmalah posted:

And then ended up in a horrible prison begging for death. Truly something to aspire to.

Caro survived and will return when tyranny becomes overbearing, like dorner

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

scalded schlong posted:

i can;t remember who said that boniface contacted them about making sure people voted correctly on the garbage day votes. but he did.

yeah that's me, the helldump majority whip. it's a dirty job but hell I like it

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