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Here's hoping for the greatest 50/50 split since zipper vs pullover hoodies.
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lots of normal people dont like cats, but show me one person who doesnt like dogs and isnt simultaneously batshit insane/has issues. Here is the dog whisperer; a normal, well-adjusted man who just likes dogs more than most people  Here is the cat whisperer, a hosed up failure of a man who has more issues than cosmopolitan  This poll is pretty close simply because these forums have an abnormally high number of maladjusted retard manchildren who are scared of going outside, these are the people who prefer cats to dogs. there are some normal people who prefer cats because they don't have the room for a dog or are allergic, which i have nothing against. Also countdown until cat fans start laying sick burns on genetic mutant rat dogs instead of real dogs because there is no comparison when it comes to a real dog vs a cat. Dogs are always better, mans best friend, will save your life, will love you unconditionally, can accompany you everywhere, will listen to you, will respect you and are not pets with training wheels. SBJ fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Dec 22, 2014 |
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SBJ posted:lots of normal people dont like cats, but show me one person who doesnt like dogs and isnt simultaneously batshit insane/has issues. Abloo bloo bloo. Did a cat rape you as a child?  I like cats more because they are much calmer. Dogs are spaztards and cant be left alone.
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Dec 22, 2014 08:06
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psyopmonkey posted:I like cats more because they are much calmer. Dogs are spaztards and cant be left alone. "I am calm" / 
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Dec 22, 2014 08:13
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psyopmonkey posted:Abloo bloo bloo. So you don't know how to raise a dog 
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Dec 22, 2014 08:16
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Even this little dipshit is superior to all cats
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SBJ posted:lots of normal people dont like cats, but show me one person who doesnt like dogs and isnt simultaneously batshit insane/has issues. Jackson Galaxy has the most punchable egg-head face I have ever seen. Of course he likes cats. No self respecting dog would have that thing as a master.
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Dec 22, 2014 08:19
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for some reason people that dont like cats really cant shut up about disliking cats.
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Dec 22, 2014 08:21
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dogs are obedient bitchmade slaves, cats have their own agenda
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Dec 22, 2014 08:32
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if a human behaved like a cat, relying on you for survival and still treating you like an rear end in a top hat while destroying your property*, you'd kick that motherfucker to the street to starve. *I realize this is all teenagers but I digress
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Cats bear parasites that are harmful to infants and unborn children yet the people who like them are infants and unborn children, can't get any weirder than that on this earth
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Dec 22, 2014 08:36
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brain parasites and or defects are a necessity if you are to own and love a cat. just look at psyopmonkey
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Doctor J Off posted:im not sure this pic dates back to egyptian times. although i am interested in https://www.coolest-parties.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT_e6tPNaxM I'm sorry but this thread honestly needs to be about this now.... http://www.coolest-parties.com/dog-birthday.html
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cats don't starve on the street because they're only partially domesticated and thrive in the wild
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doesn't the dog whisperer believe in discredited wolf hierarchies and do everything based around that junk? and yet the dog lovers jump at the chance to lick his heels
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Dec 22, 2014 08:39
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Baba Ganoush posted:So you don't know how to raise a dog of course he doesnt, thats why he got a feral animal and he just pretends that the love is there
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Jimlit posted:I'm sorry but this thread honestly needs to be about this now.... that is indeed the coolest dog-birthday
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Pivotal Lever posted:dogs are obedient bitchmade slaves, cats have their own agenda I saw Batman Returns and catwoman was p hot but thinking about your actual pets in an s&m way is just a bit much.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:doesn't the dog whisperer believe in discredited wolf hierarchies and do everything based around that junk? and yet the dog lovers jump at the chance to lick his heels yes, he's wrong about a lot of things. But still a pretty normal person regardless
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SBJ posted:yes, he's wrong about a lot of things. But still a pretty normal person regardless yes it's totally normal person behavior to think there's nothing wrong with loving up something you claim to love based on junk science while you're at it why don't you campaign against vaccines for their mercury?
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The dogs helped us hunt, while the cats kept our crop-fields safe. In return for their service, we shall keep them as pets for all eternity.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:yes it's totally normal person behavior to think there's nothing wrong with loving up something you claim to love based on junk science sorry the anti-vaccine guy is clearly the cat whisperer, those brain parasites are a hell of a thing man
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SBJ posted:sorry the anti-vaccine guy is clearly the cat whisperer, those brain parasites are a hell of a thing man the cat whisperer actually understands cats though is the point. the dog whisperer on the other hand is just as likely to hurt the dogs he loves as an anti-vaxxer is to hurt their kids
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Dogs are always breathing nasty in your face and you have to bathe them. Cats forever
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Dec 22, 2014 08:48
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uh u should prolly bathe ur cat from time to time bro
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Dec 22, 2014 08:49
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:the cat whisperer actually understands cats though is the point. the dog whisperer on the other hand is just as likely to hurt the dogs he loves as an anti-vaxxer is to hurt their kids This guy gets it. The cat whisperer is cool because he knows it's almost always the human being a goddamn dick to their animal because they can't grasp the concept of a pet that doesn't bend to their will.
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i can overpower a good 95% of house cats, whereas theres a fair number of dog breeds that could kick my rear end. ergo in the interest of preserving my fragile ego, i prefer cats
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girls that like cats are ok/whatever, but guys that are really into cats are always friendless shutins. like if you is a dude and you got an issue of cat fancy in your house ... you don't need to worry about anyone making fun of you for that cause no ones gonna see the inside of your house until you slip and die in your shower alone and your corpse gets consumed by your fifteen cats.
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Dec 22, 2014 08:53
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Good to see dogs taking a healthy lead
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cats are cold-blooded killers with no love in their hearts
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Pivotal Lever posted:cats are cold-blooded killers with no love in their hearts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb0PhLbe-pY
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Dec 22, 2014 09:14
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okay this is the only anti cat argument I'll buy, without cats there would be no this guy
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i mean, they're both cool, but dogs are cooler
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cats are for each pound the more efficient, muscular and vicious killer, much like me
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Neurosis posted:cats are for each pound the more efficient, muscular and vicious killer, much like me If I wanted that, i'd adopt an alligator.
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Dec 22, 2014 10:05
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an alligator sized cat could kill anything, anywhere
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Why don't people like fish anymore?
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I like fish, but they're not really pets are they You'd have to be a pretty big weirdo to grab a fish out of the aquarium and try to pet it
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