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Ofaloaf posted:Meanwhile I got bit on the nose by a husky and bit on the arm by a labrador. Dogs know what's up. They were trying to implement natural selection, but I guess you survived.
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I remember the kids who didn't like dogs/dogs didn't like them, when I was little. Either it was a bad dog or the kid was a total shithead to the dog and it rightly retaliated. Most of the time the kids were shitheads but sometimes stray dogs or poorly treated dogs happen. Dogs are cool and I've even befriended abused dogs. I just don't like the full-time commitment they are. Dogs require work and if you're not willing to put it in, vote cat. A hosed up cat is less of a drain and danger to the world than another rear end in a top hat with a pitbull. Even really mean dogs are easy to communicate with and befriend unless they're totally broken and trained/raised to attack. Your childhood idiocy should not continue to inform your feelings about dogs, but your adult idiocy should.
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Dec 22, 2014 20:23
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Ruddha posted:whip cats one after the other by the tail into the uncaring sea
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Dec 22, 2014 20:27
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I've always had both. So I vote Pony.
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Dec 22, 2014 21:00
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No dogs or kings. Only cat.
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Dec 22, 2014 21:01
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i think dogs and kids are ok but lol if you think i'm committing that much time and energy into well anything
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Dec 22, 2014 21:02
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fanged wang posted:i think dogs and kids are ok but lol if you think i'm committing that much time and energy into well anything a dog is like a permanent toddler that society deems less of a problem if you gently caress up raising it
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Dec 22, 2014 21:06
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fanged wang posted:i think dogs and kids are ok but lol if you think i'm committing that much time and energy into well anything what about minecraft
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Dec 22, 2014 21:10
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CATS CATS CATS ALWAYS CATS 
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Dec 22, 2014 21:19
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i'm rubbing a purring cat belly with one hand while posting with the other and i feel like life is really good at this moment
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Dec 22, 2014 21:24
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Voted cats cuz I have a dog and she already knows too much Cats will never tell
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Dec 22, 2014 22:38
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Cats are noble and graceful, especially around meal times: http://youtu.be/B5FVPR-VUyA?t=7s
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Dec 22, 2014 22:59
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GAY 4 ORGANS
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mods ban everyone who voted cats
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Dec 23, 2014 03:22
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like i dont even consider cats pets man lmao if you got pet fish tho
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Dec 23, 2014 03:28
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Ofaloaf posted:Cats curl up and purr and are fluffy and kill mice in the house. When I was a kid there was this cat that would always run up to our front porch when I was coming home from school, and would sit there and I would pet it and it was a nice cat. It wasn't actually my cat, it was the neighbor's, but whatever. Huskies and labs are knows for being extremely friendly and gentle, how can you be so offensive that they attack you on sight.
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Dec 23, 2014 03:31
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Cats are noble and graceful, especially around meal times: http://youtu.be/B5FVPR-VUyA?t=7s  That little one has the right idea, going the other direction. gently caress that noise
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Dec 23, 2014 03:32
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getting bit by a lab must take some serious effort on your part
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Dec 23, 2014 03:36
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i sleep in bed naked with a woman and during spoon the cat drops in between my chest and her back (or vice versa if im feeling vulnerable) and safely and warmly ensconced in my moobs she purrs releasing magical cat energy to pacify our restless spirits and guide us to a peaceful slumber this is not a thing a dog can do because dogs are big clumsy idiots that smell like an rear end took a piss
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Dec 23, 2014 03:38
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So what I got from this thread is "I'm lazy/cowardly/poor, so I voted cat" Or "My cat is the best, he/she is just like a dog! So I voted cat"
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Dec 23, 2014 03:39
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SBJ posted:So what I got from this thread is "I'm lazy/cowardly/poor, so I voted cat" replace cat with dog and dog with kid in your sentence and it is the same thing
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Dec 23, 2014 03:41
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not like it's any great accomplishment to raise a dog you know who has dogs a lot homeless people they cant even take care of themselves and they have obedient and well fed dogs woopty fuckin do never see a hobo with a cat do you
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Dec 23, 2014 03:42
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fanged wang posted:not like it's any great accomplishment to raise a dog you know who has dogs a lot homeless people they cant even take care of themselves and they have obedient and well fed dogs woopty fuckin do never see a hobo with a cat do you Because cats are gold diggers who will leave you. Dogs will stay loyal even after you are dead. This is why they are called mans best friend and cats are associated with the underworld
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Dec 23, 2014 03:47
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i officially declare dogs the winner
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Dec 23, 2014 04:29
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:i officially declare dogs the winner good
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Dec 23, 2014 05:47
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Baba Ganoush posted:Huskies and labs are knows for being extremely friendly and gentle, how can you be so offensive that they attack you on sight. I post on SA, what the hell do you think. tbf the labrador belonged to a poo poo family who only remembered to feed it once in a while and kept it in a chain-link enclosure the size of an airplane's bathroom, so in hindsight it makes sense that it was pissed off a lot.
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Dec 23, 2014 06:24
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Baba Ganoush posted:Huskies and labs are knows for being extremely friendly and gentle, how can you be so offensive that they attack you on sight. Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:getting bit by a lab must take some serious effort on your part Labrador retrievers have the highest numbers of bite attacks in the United States. This is mostly because labs are one of the most popular breeds: more dogs, more bites. I have no idea what the # bites per number of labs is.
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Labrador retrievers have the highest numbers of bite attacks in the United States. My last lab slept with me from when he was a puppy until I moved out. It probably does have a lot to do with how they're raised. I think they're just highly emotional and somewhat stupid. But their basic temperament is a good one.
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Dec 23, 2014 07:13
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Baba Ganoush posted:My last lab slept with me from when he was a puppy until I moved out. It probably does have a lot to do with how they're raised. I think they're just highly emotional and somewhat stupid. But their basic temperament is a good one. chaining a dog up in the back yard and leavingit there is the best way to ruin any kinda breed. dogs are social animals and isolating them like that tends to ruin their temperaments and drive them nuts/make them aggressive.
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Dec 23, 2014 07:59
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Ruddha posted:whip cats one after the other by the tail into the uncaring sea
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Dec 23, 2014 08:02
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:i officially declare dogs the winner obviously
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Dec 23, 2014 08:03
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voted not sure because only G*d can judge.
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Dec 23, 2014 09:36
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Baba Ganoush posted:But their basic temperament is a good one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAZFr_gqqZQ
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Dec 23, 2014 09:40
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Wtf cats are leading now, GBS isn't living up to its free-lovin, free-livin reputation
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steinrokkan posted:Wtf cats are leading now, GBS isn't living up to its free-lovin, free-livin reputation Yeah but Sheng-ji Yang posted:i officially declare dogs the winner So take that cat goons, maybe if you werent busy trying to find your cats you couldve won
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Just asked my dog for a high five and he did it beat that you pussies
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