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I think they are but sort of in a friendly way OP, at least nowadays
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Dec 22, 2014 17:29
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The first and second world wars wiped out most of the good British genes. What was left wised up and emigrated to better countries over the following decades. All that's left in Britain now is the scum, pretty much. I know because I live here.
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Dec 22, 2014 17:35
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im scum
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Dec 22, 2014 17:42
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I think there are terrible people everywhere and it makes me sad when people hate each other for their nationality. Also British people aren't nearly as funny as everyone thinks they are
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Dec 22, 2014 19:05
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Kevin DuBrow posted:I think there are terrible people everywhere and it makes me sad when people hate each other for their nationality. Also British people aren't nearly as funny as everyone thinks they are Are you British then?
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Dec 22, 2014 19:08
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Kevin DuBrow posted:I think there are terrible people everywhere and it makes me sad when people hate each other for their nationality. Also British people aren't nearly as funny as everyone thinks they are I honestly think that hating people because of their nationality is very efficient when there's a whole country full of ugly retards like Britain.
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Dec 22, 2014 19:10
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Inevitable posted:I honestly think that hating people because of their nationality is very efficient when there's a whole country full of ugly retards like Britain.
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Dec 22, 2014 19:14
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Thoughts about Britain, from the perspective of an American who went to London once. 1. The Eton Wall Game is nuts. It's just a bunch of dudes shoving around to move a ball downfield, except nobody has scored since like the thirties? But they still play it? 2. I went to this fish and chip place, it had no menu, you just gave this angry looking dude £5 and got like a pizza box full of fries with two big filets on it. They should have those here. 3. The British Museum is pretty rad. They sometimes even admit everything's stolen!
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Dec 22, 2014 19:20
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Getting roughly buttfucked by your betters at Eton is the true path to political enlightenment. Take that buggering Nigel, for Queen and country!
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Dec 22, 2014 19:32
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brick cow posted:Whats with the calling your dollars pounds? Also whats a p and what a quid? Whats with you calling your cents pence? You want pence, you come back here and kneel in obeisance to the Queen 
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Dec 22, 2014 20:18
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Goodpancakes posted:Getting roughly buttfucked by your betters at Eton is the true path to political enlightenment. Take that buggering Nigel, for Queen and country! Eton makes a lot more sense when you consider Britain as the world's largest pedophile scheme. Buggery and nonces are pervasive throughout British society. I thought the British were being panicky with their whole paedophile panic but in Britain if you leave your kid out of sight for 5 minutes it probably will be raped.
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Dec 22, 2014 20:48
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theyre a harmless bunch of goofballs op
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Dec 22, 2014 20:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCKVD9578eQ
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gnarlyhotep posted:up the apples and pears mate iodine iodine > anti septic [septic (tank) > yank] > anti american 
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Dec 22, 2014 20:53
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mum the bloody woggos knocked me rubbish bins all askew
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Dec 22, 2014 21:20
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British people don't understand how to use the word "quite" because they are quite retarded
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Dec 22, 2014 21:21
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Goodpancakes posted:Getting roughly buttfucked by your betters at Eton is the true path to political enlightenment. Take that buggering Nigel, for Queen and country! People who go to Eton aren't called Nigel - they're called Quentin, Oliver, Tarquin, Hugo etc...
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Dec 22, 2014 21:44
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projecthalaxy posted:Thoughts about Britain, from the perspective of an American who went to London once. If you just randomly wandered into a chippy, you almost certainly went into a mediocre one.
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Dec 22, 2014 21:45
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cor m8 me plumehane done a lorry frog wise!! right out in the street m8!!
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:If you just randomly wandered into a chippy, you almost certainly went into a mediocre one. Quite probably! The food wasn't amazing but there was a ton of it and the guy running it seemed to be seconds away from sword crime.
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gnarlyhotep posted:I think they are inbred because they live on an island for hundreds of years This. The British govt and healthcare communities try to hush it up, but around 2%-3% of of newborns in Britain are born with vestigial tails.
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Dec 22, 2014 21:58
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Wales is cool, I went out in pontardawe on Friday and got really hosed up and so did everyone else and I've been feeling rough all weekend lmao!
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Dec 22, 2014 22:05
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projecthalaxy posted:Quite probably! The food wasn't amazing but there was a ton of it and the guy running it seemed to be seconds away from sword crime. To be fair, the people serving you look like murderers even in the good ones.
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Dec 22, 2014 22:09
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brits call eggs "chicken beans" hahaha loving what the gently caress
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Dec 22, 2014 22:24
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up scumbag
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Dec 22, 2014 22:52
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British way to say gun is "thing-we-don't-know-what-it-is-because-we-don't-dare-protect-our-rights."
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Dec 22, 2014 22:52
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You guys still have kings and lords and stuff. That's pretty quaint.
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Dec 22, 2014 22:54
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in England we call elevators "mystery uppy-downy boxes" and sidewalks are moonwalks and you have to go backwards on them (not in a car though that will get you arrested!) and the people wearing white hats get to overtake you.
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THE PENETRATOR posted:Famous british rappers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9b8WRouPBw
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Quote-Unquote posted:in England we call elevators "mystery uppy-downy boxes" and sidewalks are moonwalks and you have to go backwards on them (not in a car though that will get you arrested!) and the people wearing white hats get to overtake you. Also they would pronounce your name "Inverted Comma-Un Inverted Comma"
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Dec 22, 2014 23:20
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Some of them op. Some of them. Also cold and wet but I'm Canadian so it didn't seem so bad. hth.
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Dec 22, 2014 23:58
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lol is this what people listen to
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I went to Britain and it turned me retarded!!!
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Big Beef City posted:I went to Britain and it turned me retarded!!! oi m8 they done fagged on you innit
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THE PENETRATOR posted:lol is this what people listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeCwr9MmiIc
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The British have a more boring baseball called cricket.
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See in America I've been asked whether or not we have rivers and had people honestly suprised that black people also live in the UK
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