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- Apr 13, 2009
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by FactsAreUseless
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i have to protect my fluids from vital essence leeches (womeN & homosexuals)
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- Nut to Butt
- Apr 13, 2009
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by FactsAreUseless
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This is begging for some sort of zanty antics involving a (possibly lesbian) friend.
e: Although demanding procreation could ruin this plan.
if the inheritance is big enough, you dont even have to raise the kid. or give it up when grandma dies, you can also do that.
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Dec 23, 2014 00:54
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- Nut to Butt
- Apr 13, 2009
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by FactsAreUseless
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Best excuse:
- Can't afford a GF because of all the new taxes laid on Generation Y & Z to support the old entitled generation
- We outsourced dating to an app, but there's a bug in it, so everyone had to break up and be single until July when the new version rolls out and we get our new matches
- Divorce takes half, so everyone decided that it was better just to gently caress around all the time, and nobody ever gets divorce alimony's going forward
- waiting till 2050 when the cyborg sexbots come out, and your will covers the sexbot cost.
thanks canadian d&d guy, for the logical reasons. i will deploy them at my next traditional blood moot
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