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I am putting my hand on my balls right now and they are super warm through my jeans like burning hot any advice tl:dr 
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Dec 24, 2014 20:06
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Ice your balls.
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Dec 24, 2014 20:07
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Jerk it relentlessly.
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Dec 24, 2014 20:08
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Cut them off, quick! It might spread to the rest of your body
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Dec 24, 2014 20:08
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Release the heat from your balls OP.
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Dec 24, 2014 20:08
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Plafop posted:Release the heat from your balls OP. is there a nob or switch? I am not very well versed in ball dynamics
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Dec 24, 2014 20:10
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Top City Homo posted:is there a nob or switch? I am not very well versed in ball dynamics it's way down in there you gotta hit them with a hammer if you want it to register
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Dec 24, 2014 20:12
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Or get a woman to trample or kick them.
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Dec 24, 2014 20:13
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sometimes you have to tie them to a doorknob and then slam the door but I think that's only if you have a loose wire or maybe the button slipped out of its housing something to keep in mind if nothing else works though
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Dec 24, 2014 20:15
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Hawt bawlz
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Dec 24, 2014 20:18
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so to be clear the choices are 1.) Ice my balls 2.) Jerk my balls 3.) Cut off my balls 4.) Release heat from my balls (?????????????????????????????????) e: hit my balls with a hammer 5.) hire a prostitute/dominatrix to hit/trample/torture my balls 6.) rip my balls out by tying it to a door and closing it these seem too complicated except the ice on balls but im at work so thats not gonna work update:  balls are burning a hole in my jeans now
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Dec 24, 2014 20:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0o5xVkzo54
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Dec 24, 2014 20:19
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Top City Homo posted:these seem too complicated except the ice on balls but im at work so thats not gonna work Where do you work that you cannot masturbate or have a dominatrix torture you whilst on the clock?
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Dec 24, 2014 20:20
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Top City Homo posted:so to be clear the choices are You should have a release valve right above the balls, to relieve pressure and heat from your balls. You just pull on that valve until you feel the heat and pressure leave your balls.
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Dec 24, 2014 20:21
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there are some tubes in that area that pump hot water to the balls to keep them warm, you gotta get to them by opening the sack then snip them then tie them off best of luck op let me know how it goes
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Dec 24, 2014 20:25
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mythbusters did a thing on how to chill a warm can of beer the fastest and they concluded that the best way is to blast it with a fire extinguisher, maybe try that but on your balls instead of a can of beer
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Dec 24, 2014 20:32
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if you don't have an extinguisher handy but you have a can of air to dust off your computer just stick the little straw in your pee hole and turn the can upside down and then press the trigger thing, that should do it e. OH YEAH shake the can first haha I'd forget my own head if it weren't screwed on
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Dec 24, 2014 20:33
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Ragtime Cthulhu posted:Where do you work that you cannot masturbate or have a dominatrix torture you whilst on the clock? its one of those gay open floorplan offices with no privacy id have whores here 24/7 if i could Plafop posted:You should have a release valve right above the balls, to relieve pressure and heat from your balls. You just pull on that valve until you feel the heat and pressure leave your balls. so you want me to pull on the thing that i piss with? its a shriveled mutilated mess
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Dec 24, 2014 20:34
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Eventually, entropy will cool your balls and then, the universe...
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Dec 24, 2014 21:00
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I clicked this thread expecting to see TCH bragging about how sexy his testicles are complete with pics and now my xmas has been ruined
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Dec 24, 2014 21:07
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you got the swamp dick
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Dec 24, 2014 21:09
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Gaunab posted:you got the swamp dick I use the swamp dick on old rusty door to trap the guard.
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Dec 24, 2014 21:10
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Minimalist Program posted:Eventually, entropy will cool your balls and then, the universe... It's true, there's no amount of heat which can be converted in to mechanical energy which will remain. I never thought they were that hot in the first place. Top City but maybe not top homo.
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Dec 24, 2014 21:15
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jalopybrown posted:I clicked this thread expecting to see TCH bragging about how sexy his testicles are complete with pics and now my xmas has been ruined i am so sorry omgman.....
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Dec 24, 2014 21:54
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Whats the status on your ball temp, OP? If you're still at work if you have one of those water/ice machine things you could discretely get a cupped handful of ice and just hold your hand in your pants while under your desk. The ice will be shockingly cold at first, so keep your other hand free to clench into a fist and slam on the desk while holding back making noise. If anyone approaches you to see what the issue is, just stand up with your ice hand still in your pants. Your pants may be wet from the melted ice, so you'll need to just tell them how hot your balls are and they should understand.
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Dec 24, 2014 22:07
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Congrats on your low sperm count. You'll never be a father with balls that hot. Your ancestors weep in shame.
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Dec 24, 2014 22:09
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Big Beef City posted:Whats the status on your ball temp, OP? i put ice on my balls and the got cooler for a bit and my pants are wet???1! balss still hot but i cant move from my desk or i will be humiliated in front of my peers
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Dec 24, 2014 22:10
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Top City Homo posted:tl:dr Is that a le creuset pan? Are those any good? I got one for christmas and i am not a pan expert
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Dec 24, 2014 22:11
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Mad Pills posted:Is that a le creuset pan? Are those any good? I got one for christmas and i am not a pan expert I can't tell, le creuset are (typically) very high quality pans, yes. Unless they've recently put out some 'budget line' or some bullshit, traditionally they're top-tier home chef level. edit: that pan looks like a cheap rear end aluminum thing
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Dec 24, 2014 22:13
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Big Beef City posted:I can't tell, le creuset are (typically) very high quality pans, yes. Unless they've recently put out some 'budget line' or some bullshit, traditionally they're top-tier home chef level. That is a relief, my dad tried to make scrambled eggs with my old pan and put a dent in one of my metal pots in a rage when his eggs got all weird
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Dec 24, 2014 22:21
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u might have chlamydia
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Dec 24, 2014 22:23
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Mad Pills posted:That is a relief, my dad tried to make scrambled eggs with my old pan and put a dent in one of my metal pots in a rage when his eggs got all weird Le creuset's are typically about 1000 lbs each due to being made from cast iron. Depending on which pan you got, you're gonna wanna read about how to take care of that if you're not used to cooking on cast iron. edit: oh I guess they're all enamel lined at this point? Well you're still gonna read about that, bud.
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Dec 24, 2014 22:23
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Izumi Konata posted:u might have chlamydia ive had sex
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Dec 24, 2014 22:23
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You gotta let those things burn a hole through your jeans for easy access loving. Obviously.
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Dec 24, 2014 22:26
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Big Beef City posted:Le creuset's are typically about 1000 lbs each due to being made from cast iron. Depending on which pan you got, you're gonna wanna read about how to take care of that if you're not used to cooking on cast iron. edit: oh I guess they're all enamel lined at this point? Well you're still gonna read about that, bud. seems like i have to do some extra stuff to keep it clean and non-sticky, but if i do that it will apparently last a lifetime, which sounds sick because i go through like 1 pan every year Thank you hot balls thread
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Dec 24, 2014 22:40
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Dec 24, 2014 22:47
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I too suffer from hot balls, I find the best thing for it is to dip your balls into the toilet water. Just be careful to flush before hand cause you don't want poo poo balls.
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Dec 24, 2014 22:58
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Icy hot on balls
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Dec 24, 2014 23:13
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op: put icy hot on your balls
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Dec 24, 2014 23:14
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Piearesquared posted:Icy hot on balls gently caress
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Dec 24, 2014 23:15
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