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He basically let Smaug think that he was one of the lake men stealing his treasure. If he had half a brain he would have said "I'm not actually a lake man, I'm a goblin from the Misty mountains" but he had to do his stupid riddles.
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Do elves poop?
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Dildo Faggins
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Dec 27, 2014 16:01
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Who?
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Dec 27, 2014 16:02
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didn't the dragon get sniped by some random nobody while on the way to the town in the book?
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Dec 27, 2014 16:03
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What kind of imbecile builds their town on a lake? They have no ground to complain - this is like people who build on a sea coast and then complain when the Kraken destroys their lofted garage and collection of classic cars.
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Dec 27, 2014 16:06
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"Waaah! my house flooded. Everything I own is ruined." *rebuilds house below sea level, moves back in* "Waaah! my house is wrecked again. I hate being stuck in the Superdome!"
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Dec 27, 2014 16:09
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*brings out the puppets & jeff dunham mask* Got a great follow up to that one HYUK hyuk
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sexy young infidel posted:*brings out the puppets & jeff dunham mask* Got a great follow up to that one HYUK hyuk but enough about your sex life
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*klucking chiken noises* EBOLA *wiggling
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Dec 27, 2014 16:12
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sexy young infidel posted:*klucking chiken noises* EBOLA *wiggling Some times you are funny. And then there are the times when you post like you just finished a hearty glass of lazy bitch juice.
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Dec 27, 2014 16:25
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actually, that was really smooth all the way through. You might have missed it - because it went over your head maybe
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Harald posted:He basically let Smaug think that he was one of the lake men stealing his treasure. If he had half a brain he would have said "I'm not actually a lake man, I'm a goblin from the Misty mountains" but he had to do his stupid riddles. The Wizards and the Elves let Esgaroth burn to further their xenophobic agenda.
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Dec 27, 2014 16:31
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Im glad of him,
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*injects essence of goon* ahaaaaa finally I can see the grey morality of characters in family movies
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ArtIsResistance posted:*injects essence of goon* Something something jewish dwarves, orcish mud people, racist tolkien, etc
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