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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
gently caress you get off our cardio equipment you fat rear end and go ahead and admit failure early so the rest of us don't have to deal with you.

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Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION
If your going to the gym just to use cardio equipment your already failing

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I had a dream that Three Olives had died. Best dream I've had in a while.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


My home is my Gym, the road is my treadmill. I work out each and every day.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Three Olives posted:

gently caress you get off our cardio equipment you fat rear end and go ahead and admit failure early so the rest of us don't have to deal with you.

This. Only with weights instead.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Sinding Johansson posted:

If your going to the gym just to use cardio equipment your already failing

cardio equipment is a euphemism for glory hole in this thread

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
But but I promised myself this year I will be fit :(

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


nullEntityRNG posted:

But but I promised myself this year I will be fit :(

I promised myself that a few years ago, and now I am fit. A single year is not enough.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

nullEntityRNG posted:

But but I promised myself this year I will be fit :(

You are a failure at life and the calender isn't going to change that, admit defeat before making our gyms more ugly.

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Don't listen to Three Olives. Stay on the cardio equipment so us people who actually take working out seriously get the weights to ourselves.

Three Olives - you can continue at a brisk 11 minute mile jog while watching reruns of Judge Judy.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Just stay the gently caress away from the (1) squat rack and I don't give a gently caress what you do.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
For my single membership fee I expect to have run of the joint. God help you if you attempt to use a piece of equipment when my swole self decides it's time to max out.

Bro, do you even gym?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Dolphin posted:

Just stay the gently caress away from the (1) squat rack and I don't give a gently caress what you do.

I'm gonna squat in the squat rack if you know what I mean 💩

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
If it wasn't for all those failures, the gym would close. First of the year memberships are what pays for the equipment/keeping it going. So the next time you see some fat gently caress (not me) down there, kiss them for allowing you to work out.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
please dont use a bench to sit on in between sets when your exercise doesn't involve using the bench

Dr. Pancakes
Aug 12, 2011

Thank you for not eating me without syrup
This is why you should workout early in the morning

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
gently caress you queer. i'm losing weight next year whether you like it or not (you evidently don't)

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


there was a funny comic last year about this so post that for the people who are too lazy

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
people should stop trying to better themselves cause they are just gonna die anyways

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Three Olives posted:

gently caress you get off our cardio equipment you fat rear end and go ahead and admit failure early so the rest of us don't have to deal with you.

:hfive:

my gym is gunna suck in a few days since it's small and there's only 1 squat rack, 5 treads, 4 elliptical and 4 bikes. but at least all the derpy fats will stop going after a week because it's too hard :qq:

at least most are too intimidated to touch the weight section

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Xaris posted:

:hfive:

my gym is gunna suck in a few days since it's small, but at least all the derpy fats will stop going after a week because it's too hard :qq:

gently caress you too, i'm gonna eat so much speed that i forget what actual food tastes like, then i'll be skinny, and all i'll have to work on is my horrible personality

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


jesus christ its like im the only one who actually does work around here in gbs

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
gently caress off chachi

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


The little towel they issue you isn't to hang around your body man

Use it to wipe the things

come on maaan ain't no one wants a sweaty equipments

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I hurt my leg so I couldn't really run for a few months, I started going into a gym to use their cardio equipment and just did free weights at home.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Aw somebody mad that his gym isn't exclusive enough. Why dont you just buy a treadmill for your apartment if you're such a baby that you can't handle working out with other people?

Blacknose
Jul 28, 2006

Meet frustration face to face
A point of view creates more waves
So lose some sleep and say you tried
lol gym cardio

go run outside dumbarse

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
My plan is just to use my pirated copy of P90X to get hella swoll in my own home in only 90 days.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Three Olives posted:

gently caress you get off our cardio equipment you fat rear end and go ahead and admit failure early so the rest of us don't have to deal with you.

i think they'll let you in curves, try there

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
im fat as gently caress now and was going to start working out again, but it being new years is a good excuse not to do it



dont want to work out with those OTHER fats, im one of the good ones!!!!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

klapman posted:

im fat as gently caress now and was going to start working out again, but it being new years is a good excuse not to do it



dont want to work out with those OTHER fats, im one of the good ones!!!!

no fat is a good fats

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i go to the gym in downtown phoenix after 5 pm and during weekends because all the lunch break gym people have gone home for the day or aren't at work it owns because it's pretty much empty around those times

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


just start smoking and you might lose weight

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

FordPRefectLL posted:

i go to the gym in downtown phoenix after 5 pm and during weekends because all the lunch break gym people have gone home for the day or aren't at work it owns because it's pretty much empty around those times

is that the gold's downtown? good gym

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Twat McTwatterson posted:

is that the gold's downtown? good gym

yep and i agree

there's only one creepy probably gay dude vs tons at the other gyms ive been to here

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Three Olives posted:

gently caress you get off our cardio equipment you fat rear end and go ahead and admit failure early so the rest of us don't have to deal with you.

LOL cardio at gym

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

notZaar posted:

Aw somebody mad that his gym isn't exclusive enough. Why dont you just buy a treadmill for your apartment if you're such a baby that you can't handle working out with other people?

My CONDO has an awesome gym I just don't want my fatty neighbors ruining for me:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

FordPRefectLL posted:

yep and i agree

there's only one creepy probably gay dude vs tons at the other gyms ive been to here

Is that you?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
that looks like a poo poo gym for poo poo people who wish they were twinks but are actually aging chubsters

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Nurse Fanny
Aug 14, 2007

Three Olives posted:

gently caress you get off our cardio equipment you fat rear end and go ahead and admit failure early so the rest of us don't have to deal with you.

says the skinny fat

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