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Op has not returned. Must mean all her goon shaming was a facade She couldn't resist his musk of cheetos and the dander off his anime pillow. She ripped off her form fitting jumpsuit right there at the restaurant. She bellowed and lurched like a tugboat in unknown waters She grabbed the soft tarragon butter and slathered her inner thighs to give her mate a receptive portal He rose up mightily. By this I mean he lifted his gut over the table. Then he stood up He tried to climb on top of her. But then he got bored and got out his game boy Both consider the date a success
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Dec 28, 2014 12:35
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I once worked with someone who I think was a goon. He had a video game tattoo and mentioned dickbutt once. I didn't really want to know.
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Dec 28, 2014 12:40
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I used to do UX consulting and one of my clients openly talked about goatse/tubgirl/lemonparty and somethingawful. He was a well-adjusted middle aged british man. He was totally cool, not fat and a perfectly normal person who has apparently been on the internet for a while.
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Dec 28, 2014 13:05
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i'm not greg, I swear
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awesome-express posted:I used to do UX consulting and one of my clients openly talked about goatse/tubgirl/lemonparty and somethingawful. He was a well-adjusted middle aged british man. He was totally cool, not fat and a perfectly normal person who has apparently been on the internet for a while. It's weird, but they exist aswell.
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Dec 28, 2014 13:44
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We are all Greg now. 
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Dec 28, 2014 14:08
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I have the feeling that I'll never go on a date with a goonette  Why does life have to be so cruel ?
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Dec 28, 2014 14:29
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"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?" Literally what happened at the dinner table. Totally f*ed up
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Decebal posted:I have the feeling that I'll never go on a date with a goonette dude, there is an emotionally damaged woman-child out there, ready to have sex and even a lovely relationship with you right now, just as you are. it can happen, if you really decide that you want to. I know it doesn't SEEM that way for you now, but it's due to your low self esteem and warped perception of reality. you have to believe and make a leap of faith. make a date-me thread, with pics.
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Dec 28, 2014 15:08
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This is why we need Goon Love Is The Best Love.
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Dec 28, 2014 15:22
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Fat Lowtax posted:This is why we need Goon Love Is The Best Love. I thought that Lowtax (pbuh) said it was haraam.
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Dec 28, 2014 15:32
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1: it's Gregory not greg. 2: your car stank because you insisted on bringing your cats and their litter with us. 3: you call that Vietnamese food? I asked for pho and got instant noodles. 4: it was a loving fedora and i don't shave every day because i have sensitive skin and given the horrendous sores on your face i would think you'd be a little more understanding. 5: who says "wow this is delicious" if they don't want to share the taste with a tender kiss?
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Dec 28, 2014 15:35
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by getting into the car the guy raped you, I hope you are aware of that
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Dec 28, 2014 15:36
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Dec 28, 2014 15:39
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why are posters assuming op is a gril? op lives in sanfran and the only thing in sanfran is fags
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Dec 28, 2014 15:41
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That was me, the guy, described in the OP.
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:why are posters assuming op is a gril? op lives in sanfran and the only thing in sanfran is fags There are also privileged white girls who "believe in things" and are living off their parents allowance in "the coolest city in the world." QUOTATION MARKS.
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praxis posted:There are also privileged white girls who "believe in things" and are living off their parents allowance in "the coolest city in the world." as a privileged white girl i take offense at this
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Dec 28, 2014 15:59
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im the parent in the op
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awesome-express posted:I used to do UX consulting and one of my clients openly talked about goatse/tubgirl/lemonparty and somethingawful. He was a well-adjusted middle aged british man. He was totally cool, not fat and a perfectly normal person who has apparently been on the internet for a while. urban exploration consulting?
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Dec 28, 2014 16:14
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In the old online dating threads (that I think have since been purged?) there was one girlgoon who had like, fifty stories like this. Only they all ended with some variation on "But I was horny so we hosed anyway and it was disgusting". Those stories have given me hope over the years as I know that there is always some girlgoon out there even dumber and more desperate than me.
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Dec 28, 2014 16:20
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:She mentioned something about reddit or something like that. At that point any interest I had went out the window. i, too, instantly reject people based on their website reading preferences
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Dec 28, 2014 16:24
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Concerned Citizen posted:i, too, instantly reject people based on their website reading preferences Stormfront?
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White Dog Eggs posted:Even stormfront? Touche
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Dec 28, 2014 16:25
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:She mentioned something about reddit or something like that. At that point any interest I had went out the window.  The mindless Reddit hate is one of the dumbest aspects of SA.
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Dec 28, 2014 16:30
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Dec 28, 2014 16:34
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#greggergate
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dog buttz posted:
it's social pressure and herd behaviour. you get the same poo poo if you even suggest that dick Dawkins is misunderstood or that aartreck was framed. don't bother, it all only about the herd and fitting in
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White Dog Eggs posted:Stormfront? Depends on how cute she is, even that can be over looked.
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Dec 28, 2014 18:03
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How do people end up smelling like cat litter?
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Dec 28, 2014 18:19
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natetimm posted:How do people end up smelling like cat litter? http://forums.somethingawful.com/
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you're no hakan.
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Dec 28, 2014 18:35
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Im sorry OP. I promise our second date will be better.
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Aferisan posted:I just broke up recently with my boyfriend and I thought I might try Tinder or OkCupid to see what it was like out there (LTR for 5 years). hosed up if true
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When we got to the restaurant Greg really pulled a 180 on the date and held the door open for me. His demeanor quickly changed as it seemed like we changed environments and begin to see a little bit of the guy who I chatted with online. We sat down and got some appetizer spring rolls and he began to tell me about what he was doing with his life. On the car ride over he seemed distant and isolated but now that he was talking about something that he knew he was enthusiastic and his face really lit up. He told me that his 'writing' was not so much a novel or article writing but that he actually wrote the stories for a D&D 'campaign' which is a sort of interactive game setting for a group of players. While I'm not personally interested in it, he began telling me the history of Pathfinder and why it was better than the current version of D&D. He went on to tell me about how he would schedule game nights with a group of his friends, all male of course, and that was usually what occupied his Friday/Saturday nights. He explained that he was really nervous for the date and that I was one of the first girls who had even responded to him on OkCupid much less went on an actual date. He admitted that his last experience, the only date he had ever scheduled apart from ours, the girl had seen him as he got out of his house and drove away before he even said hello. He angrily told me about what a superficial bitch she must have been to simply judge him on his looks. I almost blurted out that his smell far exceeded his looks in terms of repulsion but instead I told him that everyone was looking for something different and she might not have been looking for him. He replied that he sacrificed his time to meet her, and that he was going to 'hold frame' that she was entirely in the wrong and didn't have her own reasons other than being rude. He told me that women, which I guess my 28 years of living on this Earth as one does not qualify me to know, only appreciate tall, handsome guys. Rather than validate his horrendous attitude I decided right then that it was time to end the night. I asked the waiter for the check and told Greg that I didn't mesh with his personality, and that I was looking for something different. I tried to avoid giving him any judgement because it honestly wasn't worth ruining the rest of my night being in a yelling match with an immature misogynist. Greg considered this for a moment.
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natetimm posted:How do people end up smelling like cat litter? I have met two people who smell like this. One of them has two unspayed male cats who constantly pee on her clothing, especially coats. Don't ask me why she still wears the peed upon clothing. The other guy just never does laundry and his t-shirts get really gross eventually.
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Aferisan posted:Greg considered this for a moment. Then unlimbered a most girthy member from his stained Gap cargo pants. Seriously it was like a model Saturn V rocket sans the antenna portion.
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Aferisan posted:When we got to the restaurant Greg really pulled a 180 on the date and held the door open for me. His demeanor quickly changed as it seemed like we changed environments and begin to see a little bit of the guy who I chatted with online. We sat down and got some appetizer spring rolls and he began to tell me about what he was doing with his life. On the car ride over he seemed distant and isolated but now that he was talking about something that he knew he was enthusiastic and his face really lit up. He told me that his 'writing' was not so much a novel or article writing but that he actually wrote the stories for a D&D 'campaign' which is a sort of interactive game setting for a group of players. While I'm not personally interested in it, he began telling me the history of Pathfinder and why it was better than the current version of D&D. He went on to tell me about how he would schedule game nights with a group of his friends, all male of course, and that was usually what occupied his Friday/Saturday nights. He explained that he was really nervous for the date and that I was one of the first girls who had even responded to him on OkCupid much less went on an actual date. He admitted that his last experience, the only date he had ever scheduled apart from ours, the girl had seen him as he got out of his house and drove away before he even said hello. He angrily told me about what a superficial bitch she must have been to simply judge him on his looks. I almost blurted out that his smell far exceeded his looks in terms of repulsion but instead I told him that everyone was looking for something different and she might not have been looking for him. What did he do after you hosed him?
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