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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

You can drive to Detroit any day, OP

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme


pretty sure we did

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Every day we have manned missions to hell OP. Google says 187 people die every minute.

naem
May 29, 2011

Don't worry you're well on your way

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

uh we did OP it was dramatized in the documentary DOOM

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Sartre already confirmed that hell is Frenchmen

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
china.jpg is thataway, bub

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

Why send a mission to hell when we can make a hell on earth?
It's just more economical that way OP.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
We must engage the snakes to pilot our mission to Hell to rescue SANTA!!!






true story, btw

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
make gifs at gifsoup.com

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gary oldmans diary posted:

make gifs at gifsoup.com

Ok

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
problem is it's a one way ticket. I think there might be a way to get back out but it'd be some weird technicality like basically a spiritual glitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Easy. You'd get rejected. Anyone who'd volunteer for the mission would get sent to "Heaven" for doing so (fuckers).

Anyways, it's not much to look at unless you like watching bad people get tortured. And if you do you're gonna end up there anyways, so...

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

The Soviet Union sent several unmanned missions, turns out its inhospitable to life, even Russian or robot life.


snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
👹:shrug:👹

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Syd Midnight posted:

The Soviet Union sent several unmanned missions, turns out its inhospitable to life, even Russian or robot life.




I object to the term "robot life".

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

notZaar posted:

I object to the term "robot life".

racist

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
well we tried with dante but he got very emo then wrote a bunch of petty revenge fantasies and creepy stalker fanfiction

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

I make no apologies to the machines.

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.

notZaar posted:

I make no apologies to the machines.

At least I won't be the first to die to our robot overlords.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Crusader posted:

uh we did OP it was dramatized in the documentary DOOM

no that was the manned mars mission dummy

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
NASA doesn't want to lose astronauts to North Korea.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
What are you talkin about? There have already been more than enough dudes up in your moms vag

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


It's not like it's all the huge. I mean really.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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VendaGoat posted:



It's not like it's all the huge. I mean really.

Looks pretty scenic to be quite honest

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



what do you think hitler was trying to do with all the jews

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

gggiiimmmppp posted:

what do you think hitler was trying to do with all the jews

lol

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

gggiiimmmppp posted:

what do you think hitler was trying to do with all the jews

the longest con of a fart ever conceived

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

No. 6 posted:

You can drive to Detroit any day, OP

we already have one

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
If there ever is a mission to hell please take me so I can talk to the material demiurge and become it's apostate.

Qwerinty
Jul 20, 2006

by zen death robot
They did, and even made a pretty good documentary called Event Horizon.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
God sent a manned mission to Hell and his probe got there in less than a day and returned with several pounds of noble pagans and old dudes, very little visual data though

naem
May 29, 2011

Zippy the Bummer posted:

God sent a manned mission to Hell and his probe got there in less than a day and returned with several pounds of noble pagans and old dudes, very little visual data though

Lol

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

Robo Reagan posted:

no that was the manned mars mission dummy
Our mission to Mars ran into Hell's mission to Mars and it was really awkward.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

We did OP, as documented in the true story "The Core".

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
This is basically what happened in Event Horizon, but by accident.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

VendaGoat posted:



It's not like it's all the huge. I mean really.

I can see my house!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

No. 6 posted:

You can drive to Detroit any day, OP

i wouldn't recommend it

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Wasn't this the plot to New Jack City?

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