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Arrrrr! Greetings, Mateys! This here be the new Pirate Crew and we be a reCREWtin'. I be the captain and I need me some hearrrrrrrty sailors who arrrrent afraid to do some plunderin' an killin' If ye think ye be up to the task, I am in need of these specific positions as well as general crew members, arrrrrrrrr: -First Matey -Bosun (heh, bosuns) -Navigatarrrrrrrrr -Mastarrrrr Carrrrrpentarrrrrrr -Cook -Pilot -Doctarrrrr -Mastarrrrr Gunnarrrrrrr -Parrrrrrot If ye are intrested, post in this 'ere thread ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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I wanna be a barnacle!!
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Dec 28, 2014 20:45
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Yarr wheres me deck boy? I need some shilacking in me captain's quarters.
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Dec 28, 2014 20:46
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Matoi Ryuko posted:I wanna be a barnacle!! Harrrrharrrharrr, I believe ye mean "barrrrrrrrrrrrnacle"
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Dec 28, 2014 20:46
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*hobbles around crouching while bleeding.* YEH GOT ANY VITAMIN C? I GOT SCURRRRRVY AGAIN. ---------------- |
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Dec 28, 2014 20:47
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Al Borland posted:*hobbles around crouching while bleeding.* arrrrrrr, there be c all around us, just dunk yer head in!
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Dec 28, 2014 20:48
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Machai posted:arrrrrrr, there be c all around us, just dunk yer head in! Harrr harr I C what ye did thar matey. ---------------- |
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Dec 28, 2014 20:52
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Al Borland posted:Harrr harr I C what ye did thar matey. tharrrrrrr
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Dec 28, 2014 20:53
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permission to come aboard saaaaaarrrrrrrrr
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Dec 28, 2014 21:00
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Cumt posted:permission to come aboard saaaaaarrrrrrrrr parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmissin' granted, yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Dec 28, 2014 21:35
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Im the captain. Its in my name. |
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Dec 28, 2014 21:38
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Captain No-mates posted:Im the captain. Its in my name. yarrrrr mutiny
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Dec 28, 2014 21:39
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Captain No-mates posted:Im the captain. Its in my name. arrrr, ye 'ave no mates, so you arrrrrrrrrrrrrre the captain of nothin on my ship i be the captain an you be the ancharrrrrrrrr
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Dec 28, 2014 21:39
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im a good captain even though i talk normal |
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Dec 28, 2014 21:40
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Captain No-mates posted:im a good captain even though i talk normal people respect me because of my quiet dignity |
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Dec 28, 2014 21:40
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Raise the mizzenmast! Hoist the sail! You over there, unfurl something!
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Dec 28, 2014 21:41
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Captain No-mates posted:im a good captain even though i talk normal yarrrrr, you be a stowaway workin for the queen's navy, tryin tah catch us sailin' dirty arrrr, first mate Borland, keelhaul this landlubarrrrr
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Dec 28, 2014 21:41
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Machai posted:yarrrrr, you be a stowaway workin for the queen's navy, tryin tah catch us sailin' dirty who are you calling a queen, you poncey dressed fucker |
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Dec 28, 2014 21:42
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Captain No-mates posted:who are you calling a queen, you poncey dressed fucker I be callin' the queen a queen cuz shes a queen, see? She got tha crown an' the sceptarrrr an all a that
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Dec 28, 2014 21:44
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I would like to apply for position of "parrot". I've got several years experience emptyquoting as well as repeating what others say in a squeaky, annoying voice.
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Dec 28, 2014 21:50
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Dr Cheeto posted:I would like to apply for position of "parrot". I've got several years experience emptyquoting as well as repeating what others say in a squeaky, annoying voice. yarrr, lets be starrrrtin the interview question one, does polly wanna crackarrrrr?
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Dec 28, 2014 22:20
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Good day. I am in His Majesty's Royal Navy. I would like permission aboard this fine vessel. And what a first-rate vessel it is! Two decks, 28 guns, fine construction... any Seaman would be proud! Ever see Master and Commander? |
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Dec 28, 2014 22:29
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just got back from my ship's maiden voyage, christ almighty. The captain is a complete loving shiplord, I hate the cut of his jib. He drinks way too much beer and never picks up after himself. In addition, he says a lot of problematic things like "slag" and other gender binary things that just really grinds my gears
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Dec 28, 2014 22:34
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Dec 28, 2014 22:35
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Yarr we be sailin for the land of deck hand boys! We need more deck swabbin on the long tavels on mi ship.
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Dec 28, 2014 22:38
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i like this one
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Dec 28, 2014 22:40
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thank u bacalou
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yo ho |
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Dec 28, 2014 23:56
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Machai posted:yarrr, lets be starrrrtin the interview *squawk* You're a racist *squawk* |
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Dec 29, 2014 00:29
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i wanna be the dude that hangs out in the crows nest all day
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Dec 29, 2014 00:34
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Dr Cheeto posted:*squawk* You're a racist *squawk* yarrr, the word ye be lookin' farrrrr be "xenophobe"
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Dec 29, 2014 00:38
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Machai posted:parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmissin' granted, yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  i'll buckle the swashes
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Dec 29, 2014 01:45
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pirates wear eyepatches to make the world stop spinning when they're fuckin drunk pro technique |
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Dec 29, 2014 01:47
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i am the ship
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Dec 29, 2014 01:48
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the s s smobl
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Dec 29, 2014 01:56
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please allow me to do my navigator thing on your ship
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Dec 29, 2014 02:21
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gggiiimmmppp posted:pirates wear eyepatches to make the world stop spinning when they're fuckin drunk yarrr, we actually wearrrr them so when we go below decks one eye is already adjusted to the darkness
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Dec 29, 2014 02:35
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Bull Runner posted:please allow me to do my navigator thing on your ship welcome aboard, matey
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Dec 29, 2014 02:36
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bacalou posted:i wanna be the dude that hangs out in the crows nest all day yarrr, just dont fall out, pirates don't have medical insurance
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Dec 29, 2014 02:37
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Machai posted:yarrr, just dont fall out, pirates don't have medical insurance Harr harr I just got membership in the AARRRRRRRRRRRRRP. ---------------- |
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So did I get the job? |
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