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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I haven't ejaculated in a month
Whats OP gonna do
pee pee poo poo
goku
i don't care
I DONT CARE
imm gay
masturbate
have the sex
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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

 The first time you come will be far less satisfying than you expect and wil even hurt a little. Good luck op.

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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Gunky Junket posted:

I reckon the first load of your vintage sperm is gonna be a bad batch. *pressing lips firmly together*

It will be streaked with discolour.

* # ¿ Dec 29, 2014 12:43
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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Aferisan posted:

If u jerk off regularly u suffer from low T.

some common symptoms of low t are:

enjoying nime
eating less
eating more
crying a lot
gen. beta/omega behavior

i dunno i jerk off loads and cant stop thinking about sex and horning over every girl i see.

* # ¿ Dec 29, 2014 13:01
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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

 already nutted but she still suckin

* # ¿ Dec 29, 2014 13:11
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