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Whats OP gonna do
pee pee poo poo
goku
i don't care
I DONT CARE
imm gay
masturbate
have the sex
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Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Ooh I'm saving it up baby post me some good things that can keep me going girl. Post whatever you think will most likely make me pop but I should warn you I am disciplined.

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Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
How can you possibly do that without your penis in a cage?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

The first time you come will be far less satisfying than you expect and wil even hurt a little. Good luck op.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Same

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


Yo what kind of poll are you running here, there is no weed option

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
I reckon the first load of your vintage sperm is gonna be a bad batch. *pressing lips firmly together*

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
disapproval and low expectations are nothing but foreplay to me.

owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

OP please be careful, I think that eventually you will just fill up with so much jizz that you can explode.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Ever see the "melon balls" ejaculate video? That will be you.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Gunky Junket posted:

I reckon the first load of your vintage sperm is gonna be a bad batch. *pressing lips firmly together*

It will be streaked with discolour.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I really have not mastrba Ted in December but this guy is getting all the action

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Any time I think about trying to not jerk off in an endurance type test I end up jerking off a few minute late r

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
The easiest solution to this is to just jerk off all the time.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
neat

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
If u jerk off regularly u suffer from low T.

some common symptoms of low t are:

enjoying nime
eating less
eating more
crying a lot
gen. beta/omega behavior

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
I read this thread title as "I haven't ejaculated in a mouth" and I thought "me too, op. me too."

Then i started thinking about how weird that is. That I've never done that. Seems like most guys have done that by now.

Then I thought about ending it all and killing myslef.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Aferisan posted:

If u jerk off regularly u suffer from low T.

some common symptoms of low t are:

enjoying nime
eating less
eating more
crying a lot
gen. beta/omega behavior

i dunno i jerk off loads and cant stop thinking about sex and horning over every girl i see.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
I cheat the no fap challenge w/ prostate milking

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Cumming in mouths is awesome, extended climax.

My girlfriend isn't into it, but my last one was and it was amazing :(

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

already nutted but she still suckin

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
im going to kill myself by getting a blowjob from a woman and having her suck my bi-annual accumulation of semen and soul out.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Nonsense it's easy

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It's crazy like, how all these hoes are on my dick

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Don't nocturnal emissions kind of ruin this?

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

Aferisan posted:

im going to kill myself by getting a blowjob from a woman and having her suck my bi-annual accumulation of semen and soul out.

my dad tells me this is how i was conceived

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

catpowerd posted:

my dad tells me this is how i was conceived








Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
cum

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
hmmm havent blown in a mouth, eh?
Walking around with a dick is basically the same as a loaded gun. Accidents happen. Stay safe out there. Don't shoot yourself or anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
OP you better watch out, juggernut can kill

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I just came OP, felt pretty good.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
your balls must be aching like heck

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

it's kinda weird to think about the fact that this is not the case for the vast majority of people, like, all the time

like, almost every man under a certain age and above another certain age has nutted in the past few days at least

it's kind of like that feeling when you look at the freeway and realise every one of the cars driving past has its own story with its own protagonist



so much cum going to waste

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Zazi posted:

it's kinda weird to think about the fact that this is not the case for the vast majority of people, like, all the time

like, almost every man under a certain age and above another certain age has nutted in the past few days at least

it's kind of like that feeling when you look at the freeway and realise every one of the cars driving past has its own story with its own protagonist



so much cum going to waste

"If these tissues could talk"

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
What does it feel like to ejaculate? Other than really good

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

What does it feel like to ejaculate? Other than really good

you ever have a woodpecker eat a sunflower seed out of your pee hole?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

What does it feel like to ejaculate? Other than really good

Depressing when you're nutting into a tissue instead of on a face.

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009

big dig posted:

you ever have a woodpecker eat a sunflower seed out of your pee hole?

Well yeah

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

big dig posted:

you ever have a woodpecker eat a sunflower seed out of your pee hole?

How's it feel, big dig?

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big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas

Bob NewSCART posted:

How's it feel, big dig?

depends on the species of woodpecker common to your locality.

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