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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

The last chat thread was uh certainly a thread that's for sure. Don't post stupid poo poo that's going to get you banned or probated or whatever.

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

ArfJason posted:

Oh cool you recreated the thread that you thought was bad and poo poo?
Ok

I have faith in the posters of Games to make this one better

I believe

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Endorph posted:

wait people got banned

No it just got really long and bad

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014


My faith in the good posters of this thread to be able to chat about games without devolving into masturbating about non gaming topics remains unshaken. Much like the Guardian in FF3(6 over in Japan) I am immovable until Kefka's Tower.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Stux posted:

to keep this gaming related I would like to say that that image of stick of truth where it explains a censored screen only further confirmed to me how loving awful the game is and how dumb goons are. it will now be added to the "goons have terrible senses of humour and taste in games" list along with borderlands and saints row

You should take your concerns to my new Boxing Ring thread.

Al Borland has challenged me to a fight because he thinks the Wii U isn't worth the price:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3691108#post439548268

I think this would be a good way for all of us to settle our differences gaming wise. Instead of saying Xbox Sucks maybe you and crafty can beat each other up in a game or something then everyone has fun!

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Stux posted:

what game is this? most have moved on that ive seen


don't want a mod that uses slurs thank

Uh I reserve the right to call someone who blue shells me the n word repeatedly in voice chat because that poo poo is really hosed up who does that to a homey when they are TOTALLY gonna win like what the actual gently caress.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

I think Zen Death Robot should fight Zoq-Fot-Pik at something.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

zen death robot posted:

nah i can post here instead

*nasal voice* Um sir excuse me can you please take your filth out of games

*dons jacket like tough guy from Breakfast Club*

"gently caress you"

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

zen death robot posted:

He;s been practicing more than me at fighting games latley it wouldn't end well for me

So has Al Borland and I'm probably about to get my rear end beat by him.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

SunAndSpring posted:

You guys know how to transfer Steam games from one comp to another?

Uninstall them from one computer and sign into steam on another and install them there if they have limited installs; otherwise just sign into Steam and download them.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

ArfJason posted:

Id rather have my dick be full of fistulae and get the flute guy from jethro tull to play freebird on my organ after eating a kilo of carolina reapers than have widestancer be a mod

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Stux posted:

can we pkease keep this thread gaming related thanks. so I just played the new mario and what a surprised, Nintendo made another dumb game for babies that is poo poo


discuss

Nintendo is really good please don't troll.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

zen death robot posted:

Mario thinks that you're a huge human being, any thoughts?

Controversial opinion but we'll have to see how other posters weigh in on this.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Stux posted:

as I said I just this second played the new mario and it's bad like.... wow we get it Nintendo, mario can jump, let's do something new already


Stux posted:

can we pkease keep this thread gaming related thanks. so I just played the new mario and what a surprised, Nintendo made another dumb game for babies that is poo poo


discuss

These are two different things.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Stux posted:

widestancerwplease defend the new mario game. it's trash bad for rear end childs

Which one? There are several really fun and good ones. I played Super Mario 3D land both with coworkers and friends locally and it was absolutely amazing.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Stux posted:

thebfucking new one


Stux posted:

i JUST played it it's new and it's mario

:stare:

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014


lol

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Look I don't like it when you call me a human being but I sure as poo poo will use the term "gay" in a pejorative sense when talking about games that are fun, and good.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

The only way I could see someone not having any fun with the new mario games is if they run their dick through a slapchop using the Wii U gamepad to pop the slapchop down while no one else is around.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

You're either talking about New Super Mario Bros. or Captain Toad

Choose wisely

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

I think Stux is just making poo poo up here which normally would be okay but this is like making up enjoying ramming this thing up your rear end as a troll


http://www.amazon.com/Master-Series-Annihilator-Dildo-Black/dp/B00B2R17K2

The latest stuff to come out is Captain Toad, NES Remix and 3D world IIRC

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

I got a bunch of games on origin recently anyone wanna play

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

:cripes:

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

We've hit 15 pages and I am going to convene the council of people who shall decide the fate of this thread. I invoke the ritual to summon the following people:

Zen Death Robot

ArfJason: voted "i'm gonna end your pathetic piece of poo poo life with spring loaded diesel powered dick thrusts. When you finally succumb to excessive cervical punctures, i will enter blade mode and dissassemble your weak retard body, then go slap chop on the tip of my penis until there's nothing but several fleshy strands like the face of cthulhu. I will promptly deploy my palette of vile substances, dip my dickbrush on Fecal Brown and Purulent Green and paint a picture of severe faggotry, where your face is a magic eye picture pattern. gently caress you cum waste retarded rear end in a top hat bitch who wish could be a loving videogame space slut."

FactsAreUseless: voted gas and a fun name for the next thread

Ullerrm: voted to leave it open or gas it and make a new one. Made good notes regarding Stux posts and requests to have this thread gassed.

Endorph

Kewpuh: Doesn't gas threads

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Eye of Widesauron fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Jan 5, 2015

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

Gas, and title the next one "Valve Announces Half-Life 2: Episode 3."

Edit: Or "Supergiant Games Files For Bankruptcy"

I like the cut of your jib

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Adam Bowen posted:

Why gas? Other than a couple of lovely people who should probably just be ignored this thread has been fine

It looks like FactsAreUseless wants to gas this one and make a new one since it's hit 15 pages instead of just gassing it forever. They can correct me if I'm wrong.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

Page length doesn't matter. Once monthly or w/e is fine. It just needs to not be up forever.

Post describing how 16 is the perfect number

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

ullerrm posted:

That's actually not terrible by charity standards. That's enough to get them a B+ on AIP/CharityWatch (used to be an A), and 3 out of 4 stars on Charity Navigator.

Hell, most charities don't even officially list their CEO and salary, nor the process by which salaries are determined; PCF does both. They aren't a perfect charity, but they're not likely to waste donations either.

Yeah, this.

Also it's worth watching, Wario Land 4 and DK got some good attention earlier today.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

So far the thread's prospects are looking better than expected. :wth:

Anyone wanna play some Borderlands 1 sometime this week?

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

hubris.height posted:

god drat

meta discussion of threads is worse than stux posts please stop it

e: maybe make a thread for discussing the games chat thread, or an irc for you all to flaff about with each others turgid gas chamber posts

whoah

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Ahundredbux posted:

Is this a serious post cause I kinda wanna play that

Yeah it's serious.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Sdoots posted:

Only if I can use Brick and this rifle someone gave me called the "bitch rider" that fires 300 rounds a second and holds infinite ammo

The best way to use brick is to only use his action skill but get the CD on it to basically nothing imo.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Sdoots posted:

I agree but I like to go up to people online and go "hey check out this dumb modded gun someone gave me" and then tell them the stupid name it has that is loving hilarious if you have enough alcohol in you or are in high school.

Some of the names in BL1 ended upbeing pretty funny my favorite was my eridian sidearm 01110101010101

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Ahundredbux posted:

I can't remember but is there a borderlands 1 guys or gal who is good with shotguns? The soldier guy perhaps?

Roland (soldier) has a skill specifically devoted to shotguns.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Acquire Currency! posted:

I hope everyone's got some entries for that fan fiction dome contest thread lol

That thread is a good chance to say the naughty N word to everyone under the guise of Literature. (Please don't do that).

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

The mission design is so much better, though. Instead of campaign missions being the low points of the game (the incredibly lovely boss fights, the giant monster) they're variations on the central sneak-and-shoot gameplay. It makes a big difference, especially with the removal of the long slow unskippable dream/drug sequences.

The game has so many quality of life improvements it's much more than FC3 in a new place.

That new place is also really fun to play with. Northern Kyrat is much more fun than the South Island.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

THE PENETRATOR posted:

link the dos porn games i'm not searching thru an archive for them. u do it.

The Colonel posted:

I recommend Softporn II. It's much more complex, more difficult (HARDER??!?) than Softporn I. There are twenty-two different endings, and only one is the "Real Winner" (You get rich).

:whitewater:

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

ArfJason posted:

oh cool the retarded rear end in a top hat who sent me that dumb free black baby goku erotic samus picture is being too much of a prude now, why dont you go gently caress yourself with a power drill

Do you have a bigger hard drive yet?

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