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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

etalian posted:

I like how Obama actually lived up to the get out of Iraq campaign promise.




(Only because the Iraqi government refused to do legal immunity for US soldiers during the status of forces agreement)

ends justify the means!

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
LBJ was hung like a bull. I'm thinking maybe top three presidential mammoth penis would be Obama, Clinton, LBJ, maybe Lincoln too

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Agag posted:

Rosanne Barr is stupid and racist, but is she stupid and racist enough to be the ideal president?

i mean we should elect her character from the hit sitcom roseanne

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Nixon would have been pretty good if not for the whole going crazy thing

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Lord of Pie posted:

Nixon would have been pretty good if not for the whole going crazy thing

Did he have a big penis? :ohdear:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



FDR probably had a huge dick he just couldn't do anything with it

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Fandyien posted:

FDR probably had a huge dick he just couldn't do anything with it

I don't think polio cripples the penis but I could be wrong. I p sure a Teddy Roosevelt had a good sized penis too.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Obama has been mediocre at best though at least he didn't gently caress everything up like Bush which counts for something I guess.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Luvcow posted:

Did he have a big penis? :ohdear:

Just a tricky one

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Just going to get the obligatory George Washington had a wooden penis joke out of the way

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Fandyien posted:

FDR probably had a huge dick he just couldn't do anything with it

Stalin teasing FDR for having a lesbian wife at Yalta, just like Paul Newman in Slap Shot.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Agag posted:

Stalin teasing FDR for having a lesbian wife at Yalta, just like Paul Newman in Slap Shot.

"Hey man, that's my cousin you're talking about there"

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

my name is Drink Cheerwine and i get real sad when i remember a negroid is in the white house

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



eleanor roosevelt should have been elected after FDR instead of truman's bitchmade self

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Who gives a gently caress state-level governments have gotten tons more done in the past decade just because nobody can loving agree on anything in Washington

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Luvcow posted:

I don't think polio cripples the penis but I could be wrong. I p sure a Teddy Roosevelt had a good sized penis too.

Dick lol Cheney has a huuuuge penis

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Robo Reagan posted:

Who gives a gently caress state-level governments have gotten tons more done in the past decade just because nobody can loving agree on anything in Washington

Oh don't worry, if we - god forbid - ever get a Republican president again, suddenly, as if by magic, there will be plenty of agreement in Washington.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Darth123123 posted:

Dick lol Cheney has a huuuuge penis

Gay Republican lies.

And before anyone posts that picture, that's a colostomy bag, fag.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OMGVBFLOL posted:

my name is Drink Cheerwine and i get real sad when i remember a negroid is in the white house

What's the timeline for the next?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Also, it's funny I got this new AV after starting the thread. Must be a co-incidence, I guess.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

redshirt posted:

Gay Republican lies.

And before anyone posts that picture, that's a colostomy bag, fag.

I demand pictures

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Dennis Eckersley posted:

he plays gorf too much

VectorSigma fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Dec 31, 2014

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Darth123123 posted:

I demand pictures

just google "Dick Cheney Penis" you moron

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
obama forced an army couple to move their wedding in hawaii to somewhere else so he could play golf. true story just read it on huffpost

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Guancho posted:

obama forced an army couple to move their wedding in hawaii to somewhere else so he could play golf. true story just read it on huffpost

Good.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Guancho posted:

obama forced an army couple to move their wedding in hawaii to somewhere else so he could play golf. true story just read it on huffpost

I was with him until this.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Robo Reagan posted:

Who gives a gently caress state-level governments have gotten tons more done in the past decade just because nobody can loving agree on anything in Washington

State governments are pretty much horrible in general and can blamed for things like urban sprawl.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

etalian posted:

obama are pretty much horrible in general and can blamed for things like urban sprawl.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Leaving things to the states is fine...if you live in a decent enough state.
If you live in Arizona or Texas though, well poo poo better luck next time

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


wowzerz :eyepop:

such a hot sack of poo poo

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

OMGVBFLOL posted:

my name is Drink Cheerwine and i get real sad when i remember a negroid is in the white house

thats my name too

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
obama's the best president i've lived under in my short time on this planet

and that's probably true for most of the other people posting in this thread

not as good as LBJ though so the op's wrong

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Fandyien posted:

best president is alternate history huey long

agreed

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Obama's not very good but in all honesty I can't think of one living person who could sit in that seat and do that job

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Obama's presidency is great just like his basketball skills.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Idiot Kicker posted:

Obama's not very good but in all honesty I can't think of one living person who could sit in that seat and do that job

i could do it

perhaps thi s nation ready... for a goon persidet???

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Idiot Kicker posted:

Obama's not very good but in all honesty I can't think of one living person who could sit in that seat and do that job

lenin has been pickled so they can just zap him back to life

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The Whole Internet posted:

obama's the best president i've lived under in my short time on this planet

and that's probably true for most of the other people posting in this thread

not as good as LBJ though so the op's wrong

lol if you don't remember the Clinton years

or bush I but we're talking about good presidents

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