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Gatts posted:I blame Michael Bay. I bet the man would shoot an epic porno...but won't do it. Michael Bay introducing Megan Fox in Transformers 2 with her bent over a motorcycle was Very Problematic, but bare breasts and penetration are Art and movies need more of them.
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Vargo posted:Any excuse to post this disaster: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast Are breasts still canon now that the EU is gone? 
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Vargo posted:Any excuse to post this disaster: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast quote:
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Beaster Day http://vimeo.com/99476294
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Sleeveless posted:Michael Bay introducing Megan Fox in Transformers 2 with her bent over a motorcycle was Very Problematic, but bare breasts and penetration are Art and movies need more of them. I honestly put Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's rear end and a stuffed bunny at the front of 3 as more of a problem than Fox in a pair of Daisy Dukes on top of a motorcycle; Fox at the very least is in a dominant position and on a dangerous vehicle that is generally used as cinematic shorthand for freedom, suggesting her character isn't something that gets tied down. This plays out, of course, since she tends to actually argue with Sam and act as an equal partner in the relationship, where Rosie's character is distinctly submissive to Sam's whims and is essentially a plaything (why else would you introduce her with her as her lower half well before her face or voice, and with a stuffed animal as the only other image we see and make our earliest associations with?) and at points is literally compared to shells of cars and a loyal, well-trained dog. Not that either is a great way to introduce a woman, or makes Michael Bay any less of a weird stunted perv. HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Bay's weirdly sanitized 90's strip club aesthetic skeeves me out. This reminds me of the story from the filming of The Island where they were prepping to shoot the sex scene. Scarlett Johansson was finding the material for the bra she had to wear for it extremely uncomfortable, and so went to Bay and said "hey, I can't stand wearing this thing, can I shoot the scene without it on" and Bay responded with "you can't do that, it's a PG-13 film."
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Jan 4, 2015 05:18
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The strip club scene in P&G is so his element, it's like Howard Stern's idea of a Hooters or something.
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Michael Bay reportedly walked out of a screening of the Nightmare on Elm Street remake because there was too much sex. About Carly in Transformers 3, she did cause the downfall of the Decepticons simply by calling Megatron a wimp.
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Jan 4, 2015 05:24
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59 shades is opening on Valentine s day, its going to make fuckimg bank. Also it will be fun to see how many housewives give up the rear end the next day in the grocier store.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:The strip club scene in P&G is so his element, it's like Howard Stern's idea of a Hooters or something. There's like actual porn stars in the strip club scene, too. It's not like they're shy about it.
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I don't even remember there being a sex scene in the NOES remake. Maybe you mean the Friday The 13th one, with the great line "you have perfect nipple placement"?The MSJ posted:About Carly in Transformers 3, she did cause the downfall of the Decepticons simply by calling Megatron a wimp. Isn't this also like the first thing she does in the movie that has any real impact on anything outside of making Shia LaBeouf sad/horny/happy/dumb/screamy? All I remember is her character getting stuck in a car, stuck in a penthouse, sliding down a falling building, generally not doing anything much at all.
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I never saw the film, so all I know about her outside this conversation is that she's apparently a bad, bad actor. That was the sum of her character as relayed to me by my students the week after it came out.
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The high point of Transformers 3 is John Malkovich laying underneath Bumblebee inside an apartment, laughing like he's just lost his goddamn mind and rolling around on the floor, and then disappearing entirely from the picture with no mention of anything about him, so you didn't miss much.
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Don't forget dropping an F-Bomb for no real reason.
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Gatts posted:I blame Michael Bay. I bet the man would shoot an epic porno...but won't do it.
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Vargo posted:Any excuse to post this disaster: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast quote:While many artistic rendering of them exist, none have been sighted in the wild. Tars Tarkas posted:Beaster Day Night of the Lepus reboot is looking pretty lovely. Why is it the people who try to make comedic low budget spoofs are never funny? sbaldrick posted:Also it will be fun to see how many housewives give up the rear end the next day in the grocier store. I would hope that they at least wait to get home.
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Tars Tarkas posted:Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension - I enjoy this plot synopsis: "The plot is unknown at this time. " I hope "The Ghost Dimension" becomes the new "Electric Boogaloo" Friday the 13th: The Ghost Dimension Hot Tub Time Machine 2: The Ghost Dimension I would see all of those movies.
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Die Hard 6: The Ghost Dimension would... still probably suck.
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Lotish posted:I never saw the film, so all I know about her outside this conversation is that she's apparently a bad, bad actor. That was the sum of her character as relayed to me by my students the week after it came out.
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It probably won't really matter how much 50 Shades makes in the box office seeing as they've already licensed the poo poo out of it.
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Mission Impossible 5: Ghost Dimension Edit: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2381249/ This oughta be poo poo kalel fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Jan 4, 2015 |
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CelticPredator posted:Don't forget dropping an F-Bomb for no real reason. Well if you're gonna get someone to say gently caress in a movie and you have John Malkovich cast, you pretty much can't do much better. Seriously, that man is a master of saying gently caress in like hundreds of different ways.
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Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Ghost Dimension sounds like a film with an instant audience.muscles like this? posted:It probably won't really matter how much 50 Shades makes in the box office seeing as they've already licensed the poo poo out of it. Now I'm thinking of all the merchandising every other movie gets, I'm sort of now imagining Target or Wal-mart selling 50 Shades collectable merchandise. I also I just figured out how Sony can save the Vita in the West: Make a 50 Shades game.
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muscles like this? posted:It probably won't really matter how much 50 Shades makes in the box office seeing as they've already licensed the poo poo out of it. I was in the sex store the other day and they had a whole section of the kink area devoted to 50 Shades officially branded stuff. It all had ridiculous names and was overpriced. I think it's good people who would never otherwise explore their sexuality might do it because of some lovely fan fiction, though.
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Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Ghost League
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mr. mephistopheles posted:I was in the sex store the other day and they had a whole section of the kink area devoted to 50 Shades officially branded stuff. It all had ridiculous names and was overpriced. I think it's good people who would never otherwise explore their sexuality might do it because of some lovely fan fiction, though. I went to Target this weekend and they had a display set up with 50 Shades branded vibrating cock rings.
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Gravy Train Robber posted:Target [...] cock rings. What.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Mission Impossible 5: Ghost Dimension The last Mission Impossible was the best one of the series. If the next one is like that, then I'm all for it.
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Criminal Minded posted:What. Spoilers: Target has sold these for years on the same aisle as condoms and lubricants. Or at least 3 of the local ones have, it's not like I did a comprehensive search at the time.
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Gravy Train Robber posted:I went to Target this weekend and they had a display set up with 50 Shades branded vibrating cock rings. I... I was kidding. All things considered, though, I think they've been selling these things in stores for a few years under some of the more traditional OTC condoms and intimacy product brands. They probably only attracted an audience who either sought them out, knew what they were or saw them in ads during daytime soap operas. I can't wait for the knock off Halloween costume accessories to come out for this later in the year. edit: Beaten... Like a guest in Mr. Grey's boudoir.
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Fast & Furious 8: Ghost Dimension. The crew is getting Paul Walker back from the underworld. It's Orpheus & Eurydice except with cars.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Mission Impossible 5: Ghost Dimension The director of Jack Reacher honestly seems like a really good fit for a new MI film.
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The MSJ posted:Michael Bay reportedly walked out of a screening of the Nightmare on Elm Street remake because there was too much sex. Friday the 13th remake
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:Friday the 13th remake I forgot that Bay produced both. He sure likes horror movies (The Purge movies were also him).
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The MSJ posted:I forgot that Bay produced both. He sure likes horror movies (The Purge movies were also him). He also produced the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remakes. Interesting that he has no problem with the extreme level of violence in all those that he produced (much more than the original 70s/80s versions ever had) but he's all squeamish about the sex, which has always been the other half of those types of slashers.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:He also produced the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remakes. Michael Bay is America.
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John Dough posted:Fast & Furious 8: Ghost Dimension. The crew is getting Paul Walker back from the underworld. It's Orpheus & Eurydice except with cars. Instead of playing the harp Vin and The Rock just flex a lot to bring Hades to tears.
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John Dough posted:Fast & Furious 8: Ghost Dimension. The crew is getting Paul Walker back from the underworld. It's Orpheus & Eurydice except with cars. I would be totally down with a climactic action scene where Dom has to drive out of the underworld without checking his rearview.
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Party Boat posted:I would be totally down with a climactic action scene where Dom has to drive out of the underworld without checking his rearview. Only if he tragically does at the last minute because he doubts Brian is following him.
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muscles like this? posted:It probably won't really matter how much 50 Shades makes in the box office seeing as they've already licensed the poo poo out of it. I strongly doubt the studio is getting a significant cut of that. The 50 Shades licensing bonanza started before it was licensed for a movie.
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There's a bunch of movie licensed stuff too.
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