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Zeris posted:What the gently caress, top? Did we just give up on standards? Doesn't even have any ammunition. There's some gently caress gently caress games on and he don't give a gently caress.
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Jan 2, 2015 17:10
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Steps for having a smooth running weapon. Step 1. Throw away that worthless loving CLP. Step 2. Steal the militec-1 that your supply guy has tucked away for his own use, the worthless turd. Step 3. Use that instead, follow its instructions. Step 4. Profit.
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Jan 5, 2015 23:50
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Slim Pickens posted:Trying to remember what mix guys used. I think it was half ATF and half CLP or some other gun oil(could've been all atf too). Real good to breathe that shoot in when or burns off, I bet. In the past when I've put through some big round counts through my own gat, I've used non-chlorinated brake cleaner in the past to clean it up, some random gun oil to coat it up, and some Redline ATF on the main friction points like the slide and poo poo. Redline ATF just happened to be handy because that's what my car uses but I figure any old transmission or probably even motor oil would be good. Nowadays my head can't cop all the noise and percussive force from shooting a bunch so I just use militec which puts a good coat on it and make poo poo easy as can be to clean with a tooth brush and a rag. Seems to be pretty good for the slide as well, probably because I'm not putting through hundreds of rounds at a time though. This is on my own shooters though, gently caress work weapons, I ain't paying for poo poo. CLP if there's nothing better.
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Jan 6, 2015 05:32
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The end result is that an idiot took enough rounds to his face that they are gonna have to use a soup strainer to get enough for dental records. I, for one, applaud their "lead salad" tactics, and "everyone gets a turn" esprit de corps.
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Jan 10, 2015 19:24
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krispykremessuck posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693326&pagenumber=6&perpage=40#post440290186 What in the blue gently caress
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Jan 18, 2015 02:59
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Disband the entire unit.
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Jan 20, 2015 07:15
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Duke Chin posted:
Hydrostatic shock, bitch!
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Jan 27, 2015 05:56
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell... that's one way to go.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Yeah because that's totally obvious from the gif. You need to watch more episodes of Cops.
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Jan 31, 2015 21:06
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Needs more bus exploding suicide boom sticks.
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Feb 10, 2015 23:21
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Huh, is that the old commie revolver that you could (theoretically) use a silencer with because the cylinder pushed forward to make a seal with the barrel each shot?
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Feb 17, 2015 17:34
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Hahahaha, gently caress it, that's still pretty cool. I've never shot one, but it's the only double action with a loading gate I'd ever seen before. If you are a bit of gun nerd, you might like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNeAXoZb4VQ Basically, this isn't going to be a contender in the army and air force's modular handgun system fiasco (if it's even still running), but a proposed upgrade to the existing M9s that we got floating around. They'll even sell the whole units for less than what the army pays now. I think Beretta is banking on the army and air force being a grade a gently caress up (a good bet) and being unable to decide on a new gat. The video shows the new features, like just a decocker and no safety, threaded barrel, and some other bits and pieces. Hell, I'd buy one.
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Feb 17, 2015 19:09
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Don't quote me on this, but apparently the army decided to not even look at it. edit: http://www.military.com/daily-news/2015/01/09/army-rejects-m9a3-proposal-opts-for-new-pistol.html
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Feb 17, 2015 19:19
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evil_bunnY posted:How that not going to end up like the rifle program where they always end up going "welp modern poo poo's nice but not enough of an improvement to warrant replacing existing inventory, everyone get bent" That carbine replacement program was designed to not actually replace anything, and to keep Colt picking up piles of money. I'm a little bit fuzzy on the details but it involves a former general being on the board of directors for Colt, and some terrible fudging of test results. As for the M9, I like it a lot, which I suppose puts me in the minority. As long as you haven't got those checkmate mags that still seems to be in armories everywhere, they are reliable as gently caress. The biggest thing that they need to change isn't the gun, it's that lovely goddamn ammo that they use. I don't know what it is exactly but it's loving terrible.
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I went down the range yesterday because I picked up a FNX-9 for a song and wanted to test it out. Dude had a CX-4? It was like some future gun but he had a big pile of 92 mags and he just used them. We swapped gats and it was hilarious good fun, kind of like shooting a big .22. I normally have a fair size Beretta boner, but when that PX-4 came out I was very unimpressed. Felt rickety as poo poo. Then someone showed me their PX-4 subcompact recently and it seemed pretty legit, so maybe they fixed that poo poo. I'm not quite sure where I was going with this by quite clearly if you hate Berettas then you hate nice things and should be locked up. I have a 1911 as well and think it's pretty dreamy
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Speaking of cool rotating barrels, I love the idea of this little thing. quote:The Neal submachine gun is a .22 LR submachine gun patented under 2,436,175 during World War II. The weapon is unusual as it has 5 rotating barrels. It is fed from a helical magazine inserted in the rear.
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Feb 19, 2015 19:27
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Baloogan posted:
Oh gently caress that noise. Head space and timing can suck my dick.
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Mar 11, 2015 02:49
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Seeing Asahi in a can is just... wrong.
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Apr 24, 2015 22:48
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If you've got a band on post then it's easier than gently caress for your commander to call up and request them out if they aren't busy. However, no one could give the slightest gently caress to even make a 2 minute phone call to not make a funeral detail a farcical affair
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May 7, 2015 02:31
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Not no more, son.Casimir Radon posted:Last time we had a funeral someone insisted on calling in the honor guard from the closest active duty base. They did the whole fake bugle thing which pissed a lot of people off because there's a guy on base who was going to do it with a real bugle. He owns it specifically for that reason. I think I had a little bit of a stroke reading this. My brain just locked up.
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May 7, 2015 14:44
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Jaguars! posted:On Anzac day last year they brought out an old bugle that had been used at Gallipoli and the dude did a practice with us before doing it for the news. I don't know if it's because it's beat up or if the guy didn't have enough breath for the old style instrument but it's a pretty funny sound. We'd had a few by that stage and we were trying not to laugh, it's just so flawed . Gonna take a bit of a guess here and say that's the old WWI style trench bugle. They used to give them to infantry and cavalry and blah blah blah. But the end result is that the shorter and thicker "pipe" leading into the lightly flared yet still very wide bell give it that odd toyish kind of sound. Some people still prefer them as they are tuned to a much lower pitch, like F or G compared to a typical B-flat, makes them much easier to hit all the high notes. The newer bugles are more like valveless trumpets.
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May 8, 2015 15:14
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Got this weird mental image of a Hippocratic staff
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May 9, 2015 23:50
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:So I guess there is something more irrelevant than airborne. Woah now you just hang on there a second mister
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May 18, 2015 02:16
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As if marquis of queensbury couldn't get any fruitier, marines manage to blow it out of the water.
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May 27, 2015 03:08
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Mad Dragon posted:What is the stopping distance of a tank? As mentioned before, tanks stop loving quick. On the right surface you can stop from 40 mph in about a tank length. You do that without warning, however, and your entire crew will take turns sodomizing you with a medium size potted plant.
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Jun 2, 2015 22:38
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How's that different from the US army?
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Jun 16, 2015 18:29
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He sure did.
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Jun 17, 2015 03:39
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Well, I was gonna try and say something clever, but there's tiny infantry dick flapping in the breeze and it's been posted across the world. https://www.facebook.com/usawtfm/posts/10153443508758606
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Jun 18, 2015 18:40
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For reals if you wanna watch a great Brazilian movie Cidade de Deus is loving excellent. Or if you got some honky version it could be called City of God.
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Jun 24, 2015 19:34
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Ditching work early, jap sympathizer!
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Errrr, there's over 750k vets in Georgia alone, and they can't even put in decent roads, mass transit, or balance a budget, and you expect to get into a clinic of your choice just because you walk in? Welcome to Georgia? And Georgia people not being helpful or professional? Why, I never! not caring here fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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Well, if you aren't getting full armor penetration, that could range from "holy gently caress what was that? Screw it, let's roll" to "holy gently caress we're stuck in a steel coffin" and every gradient in between.
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I'm thinking the 82nd takes the gold at the gay olympics by a good long way, with the exception being a motobonertard scout having an 82nd combat patch and every second sentence starting with "when I was in the 82nd". We had 2 of those in my last platoon. 82nd wins because of their constant self referral of "spec ops" Being a tanker was the poo poo because all this airborne ranger pathfinder sniper patchwork quilt nonsense was so utterly irrelevant. Best thing was steak and eggs breakfast barbecue after last gunnery night table, you can stick your blue cord or patches or whatever up your rear end, that was the best army thing. Also, Korean tankers gave me a motherfuckin' Korean tanker beret with my name and rank on it in Korean for helping them out, which is the single piece of army poo poo that I have left. Everything else I either gave away to some poor private or threw in the trash because gently caress that army bullshit.
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Jul 10, 2015 16:28
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Stultus Maximus posted:IIRC, that's an Australian outlet which puts out 220v so yeah. bingo
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Jul 12, 2015 19:38
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Baah, who gives a gently caress, it's not like they'll have any ammo anywhere near there. Although that 2 star looks like he's in the middle of deciding whether he's gonna shoot lasers out his eyes or laugh and walk away.
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Aug 1, 2015 01:45
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If you get an abrams fire suppression system that is plagued by electrical demons you might as well just throw the prick into the ocean.
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Aug 6, 2015 13:36
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SAWs are great when they work. I have only ever seen 2 that worked. Using mags in SAWs is pointless, I saw an M16 with a full auto switch on it once, that would've been a better idea than a SAW with mags.
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Sep 3, 2015 20:27
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However you never want to be near any retard who has a loaded gun at night because he will probably shoot you accidentally.
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Yeah, that was weird. Maybe dud primer in a round so it got stuck in the chamber? heat makes the round swell, and basically cooks it off.
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