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PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Ey boss, I gotch ya cannoli here. Gimme a name now will ya?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 22:33

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:44

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

I always end up as the Dons wife in these sort of threads.

PixieDreamGirl fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Jan 3, 2015

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 23:11

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

THE PENETRATOR posted:

op hopefully u give me a name if not them im going 2 break youre legs

PAPA "BOX CUTTER" JOHN, you possess incredible paper craft skills, you waste your talent day after day on making counterfeit pizza boxes for the mafia's underground pizza operation!

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 12:20

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

ALPHONSO FATHEAD, during one of our gangs rival shoot outs at a hairspray manufacturing plant, your hair was accidentally exposed to raw aerosol spray. Now your hair is forever volumized, giving you the appearance of a fat head. Ur job is to go to our rival gangs favorite movie theater and sit directly in front of them as they try to watch really good movies.

PixieDreamGirl fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Jan 5, 2015

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 00:28

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

angerbeet posted:

postin

NICE GUY JACK, ur jab is to be soo nice that you start to attract needy, whiny, overly emotional, demanding/controlling, 'guilt tripping you if you don't do something for them' types of people, these are the kind of people we want in our mafia.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 02:39

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Dynastocles posted:

i want a tough name for a toug man

RALPHIE FATFACE, you've got a fat face but you have incredible skin. You're the mobs go to person for skin care. Evidently nobody takes your skin care advice because you're fat. We just keep you around cause your skin is incredible.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 05:35

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Atarian posted:

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

SMOOTH CLAUDIO BRASSI, You're in charge of completing our most hardest operations in front of our rival gangs. You deal with such grace and fluidity that our rival onlookers instantly lose appreciation for how difficult a task it is and eventually just give up, and that's when we strike.

PixieDreamGirl fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jan 5, 2015

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 05:39

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

A Bug posted:

Maybe I posted, maybe I didn't. What's it to you?

LUCKY MARIO GALLO, you were one of the 350 people who missed there trip on Flight 93 on September 11th, and you won't shut up about it. Anytime one of us starts talking about how lucky we were that the bullet barely grazed us, you go on and one up us with your 9/11 story.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 05:47

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Mr Underhill posted:

Is mr Underhill gonna have to choke a bitch to get a tough guy name?

FABIANO THE PIMP, you quit your job as a fantasy football analyst, and become one of the most ruthless human trafficking dealers around. Everyone see's you as a tough guy, but I walked in on you watching Pixar's Up and you were crying.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 09:57

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Manifest posted:

I want to be WAR CRIME.

TONY RUBBERFACE, you totally claim to have a lot of money from your past life, but everyone knows you're full of poo poo. Also ya make a great shield, enemy bullets tend to ricochet off of your face.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 10:00

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

bensnotacat posted:

please give me a name

JUMPY PAOLO GIAMATTI, you claim to be american actor Paul Giamatti even though you look nothing like him, and we all call you 'big fat liar' behind your back. Also in your off time, you do mad squats, you can jump like 8 feet.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 10:04

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Pththya-lyi posted:

I'm a tough girl.

ANGRY LITTLE TITO, formerly known as ANGRY TITO, until FRITO BANDITO saw your junk.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 10:07

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Shockyourmonkey posted:

I'm ready for the big leagues, Don. Do what you wish with me.

PETTY CRIME LEO, You're the mobs go to lawyer. If we ever get caught, you're able to make any one of our crimes look like a minor legal offense, saving our butts from regulatory offences and only giving us infractions.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 10:11

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Well i guess that makes me the dons wife. And what I say goes.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 23:20

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Quickscope420dad posted:

Okay

ALLEY CAT AL, when we first found you, you were a heroic but humble dude who was known to wander the streets at night in hopes of anonymously liberating, helping or rescuing animals from the hands of those whom would hurt them. Now you just smoke weed in the back alleys and order pizza for the mob.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 23:33

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Drad_Bert posted:

Hey im 1/64 italian on my dads side

COLD-rear end VALENTINO RICCI, you broke your butt bone the day before butt inspection day, your butt was still freezing cold after a day of icing it. The nurse had to wear gloves just to inspect your cold caverns.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 23:36

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Murcor posted:

Here I am, ready to be christened with an embarrassing but oddly accurate mafia name!

'PINSTRIPE' TONY MILANO, to this day we don't know how you were able to eat an entire plate of mama's spaghetti in once swift motion but you did it.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 23:38

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I am ready for mine

MACHINE GUN MARCO, one time we asked you to wake up SLEEP SAMMY and you proceeded to walk up behind him, grab him by the ears yelling, "BRRRRRRR!!!!" while shaking his head vigorously for a few seconds. Followed by a slap to the side of his head while yelling, "RELOAD!"

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 23:41

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Leg0z posted:

I will use this as the name of my new one man band.

what name? doesn't anyone know how to use quotes anymore?!?!

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 23:52

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Rajjoble posted:

id like a maff name, but i had one preloaded:

chups spagool

a belgian immigrant who only eats his spaghetti with ketchup and doesnt understand capicola

I couldn't pick my name when entering the mob so why should you? GUISEPPE THE HAMSTER, you're the go to man for illegal sunflower seeds. You sleep,piss,and poo poo in a pile of shredded up newspapers. At dinner, you shove as many meatballs into your mouth as possible before you go back to your newspaper pile until you're needed again.

PixieDreamGirl fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jan 24, 2015

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 00:35

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Missing Name posted:

The names racket is a big earner, boss. You should move in on it.

Can I get a name?

I'm sorry but, your mob name appears to be missing...

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 00:50

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:44

PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Rajjoble posted:

fun fact: i only use newspapers with headlines of presidential inagurations

that explains why you disappear every 4 years around election season.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 00:52

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