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psst come here kid... u just been initiated into the hardest criminal mafia of all time LAS COSA NOSTROS... welcome to the big times... post itt to get assigned ur criminal underground name also known as youre "aka"
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Hobohemian posted:I already have one. Thanks though. BIG NECK MICKIE ur job is to make sure operations move smoothly by greasing up the operations
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Jan 3, 2015 07:40
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mookface posted:I need one TOMMY "TWO FINGERS" DOUG your job is low lvl torture basically u just make ppl uncomfortable with your weird one fingered hands and just kinda creep them out
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Jan 3, 2015 07:42
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paranoid randroid posted:i wanna be a made man STROMBOLI VICK ur assignment is to guArd moms pizzaria. thats where we store all the drugs its a good thing cops dont read these forums or wed be screwed lol!!!!
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Jan 3, 2015 07:43
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TEAYCHES posted:i am a straight acting tough mafia guy but ive been hiding how i feel about my "johns" for the last 20 years as a "made man" INIGO MONTALBAN "GAY" ur a getaway driver that specializes in delivering pizzas
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Jan 3, 2015 07:46
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spud posted:Hit me. FRANK "THE RAT" SINATRA your job is to reach a high position in the organization then draatically reveal ur an undercover cop in a very tense mexican standoff
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Jan 3, 2015 07:48
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Sweet Tea posted:been trying to toughen up my image in gbs CHUCK "STAIN'DFAN420" PELEGRINO ur job assignment is to put drugs into teddy bears and then give the teddy bears out to children to hook the children on teddy bears drugs
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Jan 3, 2015 07:50
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scopes posted:I'm already BOATNECK MALDINADO but I'm open to suggestions BIG FAT GIANT OBESE OVERWEIGHT MARIO ur jobs to body guArd the hockey goal and make sure no pucks get thru
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Jan 3, 2015 07:52
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bunky posted:yo. my grandfather is from sicily irl. fogetaboutit TRANNY JOE ur head of the prostitution ring. make sure u guard the ring carefully and then when u have found a girl u love very much put the prostitution ring on her finger to propose marriage to her
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Jan 3, 2015 07:55
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spud posted:Is your Grandfather ok with you being a tranny, Tranny Joe? its a ironic nickname kinda like tiny for big guys. hes called tranny joe bc hes extremely cisgendered hes like a megacis. megacissy 6 home of judge dredd
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Jan 3, 2015 08:00
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naem posted:mistar snugglepantz BOBBY BIGNATURALS ur duty is to finely slice garlic w/ a razor like that scene in good fellas
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Jan 3, 2015 08:02
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Joust posted:Who am I? STRANGLIN' MIKE u strangle ppl.
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Jan 3, 2015 08:02
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ArtIsResistance posted:any time i post itt the response is disappointing so step it up BLACKMAIL DAN ur assignment is to take blackmail photos of black males, then j/o to the pics and record urselff doing it then leave the video laying around in the open so somebody can steal it to blackmail u. then u send that person black envelopes full of bribe money so they dont do it
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Jan 3, 2015 08:08
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Don Tacorleone posted:Psh. Try to make my name any tougher, I dare ya kid. SCARY NICK ur jobs to stand around in the background and snarl and pat a baseball bat in ur hand intimidatingly but u got spinach in ur teeth dog. u fuckin up. u gotta floss after u eat spinach bruh we been over this before
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Jan 3, 2015 08:12
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Silence is golden in the family FLAGRANT JERMAINE ur the guy that fits ppl for cement shoes and make sure their nice and comfy and fashionable since u have extensive cobbler experience on ur resume
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Jan 3, 2015 08:17
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Wicker Man posted:Hey boss, I got the stuff. What do YOU have for ME? VIDEO GAME BURT ur job is to beat any video games that the mob bosses cant beat because their too hard. ur basically a video games hit man but u gotta let the mob bosses watch u play bc they dont wanna miss any of the story
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Jan 3, 2015 08:19
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Happy Bear Suit posted:nyahhh I'm a gangsta see BRETT "THE HITMAN" HEART ur jobs to run the underground gambling ring and to make sure that the mole people gamblers and chuds do not escape to the surface by keeping them in debt via their gambling addictions
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Jan 3, 2015 08:24
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Monkey Fracas posted:how about i give you a name OP thats a good name thank u ur name is MICKY JEGGINGS and ur assignment is to do pat downs on ppl that are meeting w/ the dons and godfathers. but ur way to thorough and take a overly long time and every once in a while u just kind of tenderly hug the person and pat them on the back lovingly. then they break down crying and u say there, there it will be alright gently. thats how the mafia makes friends
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Jan 3, 2015 08:28
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Cnut the Great posted:i wanna be a part of "the" family. i'm tired of being nothing but the son of a blue-collar schmuck, tired of it GOOD AT MATH DONNY ur the mafias accountant bc nobody else knows math. u better not be skimming off the top or its curtains for u!!! not that wed ever figure it out bc we basically have 2nd grade educations lol but its all good we trust u donny we trust u naively w/ 100% certainty
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Jan 3, 2015 08:31
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Bike without wheels posted:can i be squishy steve CRUNCHY CARL ur don of the whole northwest granola operation
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The Kraken posted:I call it the milky way when I haven't jacked off in a long time and bust off a long ropey load I dress up in a swirl like a cinnamon roll MUSCULAR THIGHS DANIEL ur hired muscle, specifically thigh muscles
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Jan 3, 2015 09:03
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efnii posted:oi im just a good ol irish boy from the bronx but i got the stuff, i really do. FRONTY MCREARY ur a hamburglar
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Jan 3, 2015 09:05
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:PUBES MALONE is a good name FRANK STALLONE u are silvester stallones lesser known brother who occasionally appears in movies and has low level musical aspirations. also u are one of the most prolific mafia hit men in all of history and looking into ur glassy sharklike eyes sends a chill down even the coldest mens spines
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Jan 3, 2015 09:07
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joxxuh posted:hit me with that 'fia name ild BRAD ur job is to man the laundromat business front for the teddy bear drug operation
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Jan 3, 2015 09:08
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Bobert Bobertson posted:i wanna be a made man, op TURTLENECK JIM ur in charge of counting the money and making sure the girls who cook up the cocaine are sexy and look sexy in their cocaine cooking bikinis. unfortunately u have a weird neck that looks like a turtles neck but thats good bc it keeps the bikini girls at a professional distance
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Jan 3, 2015 09:11
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BIG RED McCRACKEN u are advisor to the godfather on affairs mostly dealing with the incredibly complicated heirarchy of the mafia and mafia ettiquette and heraldry
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Jan 3, 2015 09:13
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Literal Carehaver posted:graagrhgh robblesnarlgeeee GODFATHER TONY "THE BABY" VINCIENTE u are leader of the rhode island mafia the mafia family that occupies the smallest land area in the continental US.
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Jan 3, 2015 09:18
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Padical posted:Yo, can I join and be called Sticky Fingaz? ROTTEN TOM ur job is to stab ppl
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Jan 3, 2015 09:20
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Lucky Guy posted:hello mafia FRIENDLY JAMES youre head of extortion and protection rackets. make sure u have plenty of rackets tgey are available at sporting goid stores such as dicks (no homo) or sports authority (no homo)
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Jan 3, 2015 09:23
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Harry in Rio posted:tell me how to mafia op its really easy u just gotta be mean to ppl and say stuff like ayyy and badabing and mama mia etc ur mafia name is NEW GUY ROY ur a seasoned mafia veteran that offers advice in the form of sicilian witicisms
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Jan 3, 2015 09:25
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Fagmaster posted:is BIG FAT GIANT OBESE OVERWEIGHT MARIO one of those ironic names too? no unfortunately i am very concerned about his weight
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Jan 3, 2015 09:26
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Dr. Scheme posted:hello I would like to join your gang GANG BANG FENG u run all the gang bangs and are in charge of the porn business operation and also ur main job tho is to put japan style censoring on all the porn
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Jan 3, 2015 09:28
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ok i need to go to sleep )thankfully not with the fishes heh... heh... heh...) even mobsters have to sleep fellas!!!  pictured above: candid photo of notorious mobster Al "Cup of Joe" Capone caught napping peacefully
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Jan 3, 2015 09:32
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shiksa posted:my gangster skills would be finding shoes that dont get stained very easily and baking DIRTBAG FRED ur a mid level mob boss that has mind control powers. unfortunately ur only able to use ur powers if u act super gay tho. fortunately for u ur actually way super mega gay so it works out.
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Jan 3, 2015 19:01
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Helmholz posted:Did you bring the goods. CHRIS DA GIANT SLAYA ur head of mafia public relations. ur job is to make sure ppl think the mafia is scary and cool and dangerous, even tho most of the stuff our mafia does is real dumb and occupied by ppl with only two fingers and mutant turtle necks
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Jan 3, 2015 19:04
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Doctor Dogballs posted:poast LUIGI "TOOTIE" MARIO ur the mob doctor ur the guy mobsters drive to when they been shot and u keep it on the hush hush. little does anyone know, ur testicles are actually dogs testicles and not humans testicles
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Jan 3, 2015 19:06
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DiCe69 posted:need a luigi name LUIGI "MEDICAL EMERGENCY" MACHIAVELLI ur jobs to walk mafia dogs that technically have a higher mafia rank than u
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Jan 3, 2015 19:20
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Wizard of Smart posted:Big neck mickey is a good drat name. BOBBY "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE" ROMATELLI ur jobs tge mafia martiage counselor u make sure all tge mafia marriages are happy and long lasting and tgey solve their problems peacefully and healthily
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Jan 3, 2015 19:33
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Brain Fog posted:Please and thank you JAMES GANDALFINI THE GREY ur the mafia wizard
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Literal Carehaver posted:wheres-a my fuckin' GABAGOOL!? CRANKY FRANK ur a wise mafia advisor thats super old and frail and tiny and has super thick coke bottle glasses but every once in a while u just stone cold murk a dude with a knife in front of everyone extremely savagely as a reminder of how the mafia use to be in the old days
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