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I'm sick of music using harmony, rhythm, and/or melody.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Other rhymes I hate in music: Come up into the club, squeak that doorhinge Have a dope rear end meal – duck 'l orange Plan my UK trip, wanna visit stonehenge Have sex with fruit, gonna gently caress an orange.
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Jan 4, 2015 15:52
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FactsAreUseless posted:Ugh, klezmer. This is complextro-indie-dub-klezmer, totally different.
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Jan 4, 2015 15:55
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Too much hurdy-gurdy in the top 40 right now.
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Jan 4, 2015 16:02
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BASF posted:I've got a song for you then. This is the best piece of art the 21st century has produced.
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Jan 4, 2015 16:57
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All pop songs these days have alto sax solos. So derivative, guys.
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Jan 4, 2015 20:04
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President Kucinich posted:Five black dudes saying "yeah" in synchronization. Seriously, stop at four dudes.
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Jan 4, 2015 21:30
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LaughMyselfTo posted:So sick of music that's not country rap. "My name is Clint, and I'm here to say I like my horse, he eats lots of hay" [FRENCH HORN SOLO]
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Jan 4, 2015 21:46
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm losing my edge to better posters with better ideas and more talent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xG4oFny2Pk
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Jan 4, 2015 23:11
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No singing, only sprechtstimme.
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Jan 4, 2015 23:27
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LaughMyselfTo posted:That's my favorite kind of country rap. *makes you new Editor in Chief of Pitchfork*
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Jan 4, 2015 23:30
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Tsinava posted:I really wish people would stop shoehorning incantations and invocations of cosmic entities in Latin an Spanish in their music all the time. Everybody on the dance floor say "VOCA TE MALUM SPIRITUM CONSURGE ET TERRAM DIRUMPERE"
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Jan 5, 2015 12:13
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Too many cadenzas. Also, when the artist adds an ironic awards acceptance speech during the outro.
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Jan 5, 2015 12:35
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'll never forget Liz Phair crying "you like me, you really like me!" at the end of gently caress and Run. I know, right! Still, I'm glad they used this song in the most recent Chipmunks movie.
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Jan 5, 2015 12:41
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BKPR posted:You can have a bass drum OR bass guitar. We need to conserve low frequencies for our boys overseas. We're at war, we can't squander that bass! Make do with this low tom. Plasters neighborhood with "Don't DROP THAT BASS, You Never Know Who Will Pick It Up" posters.
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Jan 5, 2015 17:19
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Bonestep will never die. Because it is undead.
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Jan 5, 2015 17:20
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Any song shorter than 3 hours is scrub music.
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Jan 5, 2015 22:01
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Picardy thirds. gently caress that noise.
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Jan 6, 2015 17:17
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BKPR posted:It was exceedingly tasteless when Kanye made Alvin Lucier say "I am a dumb whiny nerd" and played it through his inhaler over and over I did love Kanye (feat. Alvin Lucier)'s track "I am sitting in da club"
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Jan 7, 2015 12:02
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FactsAreUseless posted:Hahahaha, yeah, that's bad. I wish my parents hadn't died in the Loudness War. I wish we hadn't dropped sound bombs on Tokyo. I wish we hadn't devastated the streets of Tokyo and Dresden with millions of records from the Flaming Lips, Arcade Fire, Fiery Furnaces, and the Electric Six. Where were you when Parliament dropped "The Bomb"?
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