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Applewhite posted:*hacks the vault encryption with laptop while sitting cross-legged on floor*
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Jan 6, 2015 15:20
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gary oldmans diary posted:he cyber dropped a 20ghz linux hydra logic bomb through the back door firewall with the worm virus payload screensaver over the t1 dsl backbone modems! "In English, professor Einstein?"
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Applewhite posted:"In English, professor Einstein?"
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Jan 6, 2015 15:34
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gary oldmans diary posted:he hosed us *close up on my face as realization dawns* "Everybody out!" *SWAT van plows through bank wall*
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Jan 6, 2015 15:35
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PUT ALL THE ONES AND FIVES IN THE.....holy poo poo they have Tens and Twentys here...is that a Fifty!?!
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Jan 6, 2015 15:37
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*error screen flashes on computer monitor; slow motion pan to the blinking text FATAL ERROR* *computers monitors and keyboards begin exploding*
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Jan 6, 2015 15:38
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Jan 6, 2015 15:54
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*Night vision goggles have like six lenses and glow red*
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A goon tries to rob the bank and figures out they have like no cash and the police are coming and he's losing his mind and he's a gun enthusiast so he came armed to the loving teeth for some reason he's not entirely sure why of so he hears the sirens already so he shoots guns into the air and sends a woman out to tell the police if they come near the door he'll kill people. The goons phone is called immediately and the negotiator is on the line. The goon attempts to negotiate money and safe passage to another country over the course of an hour. Finally he just breaks down and tells him he didnt know why he tried to rob the bank and he's confused and he was on the verge of homelessness. The negotiator tells him that it's okay and he's a Christian dude and he will get him the help he needs, just put down all of his weapons and walk outside. The goon finally concedes and does as the negotiator tells him and right as he approaches the glass double doors he is sniped in the head.
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Jan 6, 2015 16:32
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Recommend me a good heist movie that I haven't seen yet
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I'm the lone female character at the bad guy meet up, my hair in a bun and really thick glasses frames "Hey who invited the librarian? Haw haw" *takes off glasses and swooshes hair dramatically, suddenly there are punk rocks stripes in my hair and dozens of piercings, tattoos, eye makeup, a fake tan, also my shirt is now somehow half as big and you can see my belly button, also I obviously do a whole bunch of sit-ups* "Hey fellas" *winks naughtly* *revs motorcycle* *pulls knife from sleeve* *picks teeth with knife* *pulls gun from teeth* *picks knife with gun* *another girl who was totally not in the room before is in the room now somehow and she also has a belly button shirt on and we make out really unconvincingly*
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Some idiot told me americans don't have chip and pin on their cards but that's so dumb it can't possibly be true wouldn't even have to rob banks
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*good guys and bad guys get in brawl* *girl members of opposing teams pair off right away*
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Jan 6, 2015 20:53
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ALRIGHT, WHO GOT THE THERMITE?
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naem posted:I'm the lone female character at the bad guy meet up, my hair in a bun and really thick glasses frames keep going.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:16
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Dont wear a mask so the officers know I am white too so they shouldn't shoot me.
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Jack2142 posted:Dont wear a mask so the officers know I am white too so they shouldn't shoot me. *Turns out you robbed the bank on opposite day*
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Jan 6, 2015 21:21
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*get shot and killed by a cop for holding a gun to an old lady's head* *witnesses report I was unarmed and was actually holding a sandwich, case of police brutality becomes a huge thing* *someone else robs bank during riots*
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Jan 6, 2015 22:02
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my bank robbery: epilogue  
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Jan 6, 2015 22:41
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*uses $300,000 in exotic cars, guns, industrial saws. and specialty electronics to make off with like $80,000 in small bills* *destroys absolutely all of the equipment*
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*is seen as a liability by the rest of the crew * *asked to watch hostages for some reason* *rapes and murders two women and mutilates bodies * *gets entire crew the death penalty due to my actions, including young jimmy who was only doing the job to pay for his sisters dialysis *
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Jan 7, 2015 12:39
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*engages in intense street shootout*
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Jan 7, 2015 12:44
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*blows up the money* *gets thrwn out of moVng van
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Jan 7, 2015 16:31
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Mange Mite posted:*blows up the money* 
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Jan 7, 2015 16:37
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"Were here for the bank's money not yours"
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Jan 7, 2015 16:39
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"I'm going to prison no matter what for a good bit. Perhaps the best course of action is turning this into a mass murder."
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*Hysterically waves his gun around with an obvious erection* Thats right, FUCKERS, IM the one in charge now! HAHAHA AHAHA! What, What are you looking at, huh?! *Shoots random hostage*
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Jan 7, 2015 16:44
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Pay Day 2 is pretty rad, imo
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Jan 7, 2015 16:47
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Billions upon billions of dead cops, my perfect utopia
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Jan 7, 2015 16:49
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"Disable the wireless on your iphone, set it to airplane mode, and throw it in the middle of the room!"
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FBI UNDERCOVER *gets shot*
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