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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Top City Homo posted:

Actual Syrian party girl Mia Khalifa

instead of wasting her time on crazy poo poo she just went straight into porn and is now threatened by crazy jihadists online lol

is she related to Wiz?

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Lead it in dicks sucked per minute?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

gnarlyhotep posted:

is she related to Wiz?

in the universal sense we are all related to whiz khalifa

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

City of Tampa posted:

I'm so glad that our immigrants are Mexicans instead of muslims.


That's truly the greatest thing about America; in a few years when the rest of the western world starts enforcing sharia law, refusing to bathe, and honor killing their teenage daughters we will still be here in America chilling with our amigos and their awesome food, music, and culture. :mexico:

Best thing about Mexicans, they become fat rear end in a top hat Americans in like 2 generations, but continue to do menial jobs, haha what a bunch of chuckleheads we are

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
goys pls stop fawning over my girlfriend, syrian party girl

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
So is she really a party girl, or is she like a party girl like Republican Party girl

I've been burned before

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

ElGroucho posted:

So is she really a party girl, or is she like a party girl like Republican Party girl

I've been burned before

Yeah, like how hard does she party?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
guys stop fawning over that cray cray biatch and look at this




you are welcome

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Reminder that Assad deliberately ignored ISIS because ISIS fought other rebel factions more often than the SAA, let's see how that plan has worked out for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWMAkMUUyb4

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Top City Homo posted:

guys stop fawning over that cray cray biatch and look at this




you are welcome

Whoa, wanna [religious thing] in her [religious reference]

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Coolness Averted posted:

also he totally self-published a d&d retroclone where evil wizards have rape magic so

did he consult Terry Goodkind

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The Droid posted:

Reminder that Assad deliberately ignored ISIS because ISIS fought other rebel factions more often than the SAA, let's see how that plan has worked out for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWMAkMUUyb4

lol

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

ElGroucho posted:

Whoa, wanna [religious thing] in her [religious reference]

her eyebrow game is ridiculous

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe

Let me know when she joins the Syrian GoPro tanks and actually fight instead of just cheerleading from the Internet. More GoPro tanks, please.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Top City Homo posted:

her eyebrow game is ridiculous

I dig everything about her except the Snooki hair, but would def overlook it

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
im going to marry her

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Israel also helped fund and support Hamas since it was seen as cunning way to undermine the more nationalistic groups like Fatah.

oops

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

Israel also helped fund and support Hamas since it was seen as cunning way to undermine the more nationalistic groups like Fatah.

oops

good seems to be working

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Dang she is a really pretty crazy lady

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Tortuga posted:

Which Asterix book was this?

I need an answer

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

guys stop fawning over that cray cray biatch and look at this




you are welcome

i bet they feel like bags of sand.

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Is Brown Moses really still a mod? I just assumed he had some meltdown over twitter by now.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Doppelganger posted:

Is Brown Moses really still a mod? I just assumed he had some meltdown over twitter by now.

Nah, he keeps getting interviewed and poo poo too by the media. Honestly, he's more powerful than ever which is scary!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

i bet they feel like bags of sand.

they are fake titties but well made fake tities

thoses eyebrows though? real

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

partisan girl would own in bed, instead of pillow talk you could just talk about the best RT articles from the week.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

partisan girl would own in bed, instead of pillow talk you could just talk about the best RT articles from the week.

i dont think i want to hear her talk at all

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

emanresu tnuocca posted:



uhm yes let me just think about this for a minute

oh blossom!

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I didn't watch the video in the OP, but can someone tell me why Hulk Hogan hates Syria?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Her mouth looks like it was made for sucking cock. I mean...that's pretty much all I can think about when looking at her talk. Couldn't understand a word she was saying. Sounded a lot like "put your cock in my mouth. My mouth hungers for your cock. Cock go here."

Yep.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Waltzing Along posted:

Her mouth looks like it was made for sucking cock. I mean...that's pretty much all I can think about when looking at her talk. Couldn't understand a word she was saying. Sounded a lot like "put your cock in my mouth. My mouth hungers for your cock. Cock go here."

Yep.

those dick sucking lips man

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
please don't make fun of a fire victim like this

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Top City Homo posted:

guys stop fawning over that cray cray biatch and look at this


i think the bar has officially been raised for muslimjuggs.jpg

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Mia Khalifa seems to be going through a major "gently caress you, dad islam" phase. Making porn movies where she's wearing a niqab is a pretty good troll.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

emanresu tnuocca posted:

Mia Khalifa seems to be going through a major "gently caress you, dad islam" phase. Making porn movies where she's wearing a niqab is a pretty good troll.

She's kind of an American hero

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
she's the obama of syria, they prep em earlier every year

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

emanresu tnuocca posted:

Mia Khalifa seems to be going through a major "gently caress you, dad islam" phase. Making porn movies where she's wearing a niqab is a pretty good troll.

As mentioned in another thread she's from a Christian family

Heffer
May 1, 2003

The Droid posted:

As mentioned in another thread she's from a Christian family

The only good thing to come from Christian missionaries

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Heffer posted:

The only good thing to come from Christian missionary

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

emanresu tnuocca posted:

Mia Khalifa seems to be going through a major "gently caress you, dad islam" phase. Making porn movies where she's wearing a niqab is a pretty good troll.

sounds like a true feminist hero

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