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Morning, afternoon or evening? You can only choose one. Interestingly, I'm not into day time sex at all, and I love morning sex, but I can't masturbate in the morning and much prefer to do it in the afternoon rather than the evening, which is traditionally when I most like to have sex. Crazy, huh? The human body and mind is truly mysterious.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:51 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 05:51 |
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12 so when I start getting Night Texts my shaft is hard, and true
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:54 |
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right when i get to work
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:55 |
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never, why the hell would you lower your testosterone levels on purpose? without even getting a gently caress?
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:56 |
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Christmas time!
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:57 |
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right before bed is objectively the best time since it puts you straight to sleep
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:57 |
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Is 3am morning or evening?
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 07:58 |
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soy posted:never, why the hell would you lower your testosterone levels on purpose? without even getting a gently caress? i cant run around like an enraged rapist all day. sheesh.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:14 |
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when the stars align I shall unleash my seed
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:15 |
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evening so i can unleash all of my hate
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:16 |
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Torka posted:right before bed is objectively the best time since it puts you straight to sleep you dont need to take a quick whizz afterwards?
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:17 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:when the stars align I shall unleash my seed grandpa watches
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:19 |
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every time im always masturbating
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:21 |
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Torka posted:right before bed is objectively the best time since it puts you straight to sleep
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:23 |
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opus111 posted:you dont need to take a quick whizz afterwards?
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:25 |
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Ever hour, on the hour.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:32 |
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3:00pm when the neighbor gets home and lets his sexy dogs out to run in the yard. I watch cock in hand slowly manipulating my prostate.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:35 |
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4:21
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:37 |
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While I'm reading your posts OP. I wrote this with one hand.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:38 |
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man are you really asking me to put a specific time on when i let the juice loose? it's different every day
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:38 |
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I just read the Bible and I'm changing my answer to 'never'.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:39 |
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Once an hour
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:39 |
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If I wank earlier than 25mins after I've pissed my dick burns like the fires of hell.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:48 |
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OP are you related to opus125? He does it two to three times a day but didn't specify the times http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3520272&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:53 |
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krampster2 posted:If I wank earlier than 25mins after I've pissed my dick burns like the fires of hell.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:55 |
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no i dont know who that bozo is im afraid.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:55 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:cool bladder infection thanks i call it billy e: billy hurtin my willy
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:57 |
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right now
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:58 |
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any day i have off i pretty much spend half of it jerking off or sleeping, which is why i'm popular and fun
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:06 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:any day i have off i pretty much spend half of it jerking off or sleeping, which is why i'm popular and fun
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:07 |
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In the mornings. I fire thick chunky ropes of cum on my belly, chest and occasionally my face. This forces me to wake up, shower and join the adults at work.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:08 |
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You can't put things like this in rigid (lol) boxes. Just follow the flow (lol!)
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:10 |
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anytime
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:11 |
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Lilbeefer posted:In the mornings. I fire thick chunky ropes of cum on my belly, chest and occasionally my face. This forces me to wake up, shower and join the adults at work.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:11 |
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Anytime I have to make a decision.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:48 |
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Masturbation is nasty.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:54 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:me too which is why my floors are so sticky lmao err starting to think we're less alike than you think
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:56 |
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dude its not like i dont mop every month or so im not a monster
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 10:06 |
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right after finally making the big sale
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 10:14 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 05:51 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:drat how do you do that without just falling back asleep, that's like pro mode jerkage right there If you spritz your face with some refreshing jizm you would be surprised how easy it is to wake up feeling funky and fresh.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 10:29 |