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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Morning, afternoon or evening?

You can only choose one.

Interestingly, I'm not into day time sex at all, and I love morning sex, but I can't masturbate in the morning and much prefer to do it in the afternoon rather than the evening, which is traditionally when I most like to have sex. Crazy, huh? The human body and mind is truly mysterious.

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
12 so when I start getting Night Texts my shaft is hard, and true

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
right when i get to work

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
never, why the hell would you lower your testosterone levels on purpose? without even getting a gently caress?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Christmas time!

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

right before bed is objectively the best time since it puts you straight to sleep

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Is 3am morning or evening?

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

soy posted:

never, why the hell would you lower your testosterone levels on purpose? without even getting a gently caress?

i cant run around like an enraged rapist all day. sheesh.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
when the stars align I shall unleash my seed

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
evening so i can unleash all of my hate

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Torka posted:

right before bed is objectively the best time since it puts you straight to sleep

you dont need to take a quick whizz afterwards?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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SmokaDustbowl posted:

when the stars align I shall unleash my seed

grandpa watches

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


every time im always masturbating

exp0n
Oct 17, 2004

roll the tapes

Torka posted:

right before bed is objectively the best time since it puts you straight to sleep

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

opus111 posted:

you dont need to take a quick whizz afterwards?
That's why you keep a supply of empty soda bottles next to your bed.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Ever hour, on the hour.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
3:00pm when the neighbor gets home and lets his sexy dogs out to run in the yard. I watch cock in hand slowly manipulating my prostate.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

4:21 :350::fh:

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
While I'm reading your posts OP. I wrote this with one hand.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

man are you really asking me to put a specific time on when i let the juice loose? it's different every day

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
I just read the Bible and I'm changing my answer to 'never'.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Once an hour

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

If I wank earlier than 25mins after I've pissed my dick burns like the fires of hell.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
OP are you related to opus125? He does it two to three times a day but didn't specify the times http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3520272&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

krampster2 posted:

If I wank earlier than 25mins after I've pissed my dick burns like the fires of hell.
cool bladder infection

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

no i dont know who that bozo is im afraid.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

cool bladder infection

thanks i call it billy


e: billy hurtin my willy

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
right now

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
any day i have off i pretty much spend half of it jerking off or sleeping, which is why i'm popular and fun

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

any day i have off i pretty much spend half of it jerking off or sleeping, which is why i'm popular and fun
me too which is why my floors are so sticky lmao

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

In the mornings. I fire thick chunky ropes of cum on my belly, chest and occasionally my face. This forces me to wake up, shower and join the adults at work.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
You can't put things like this in rigid (lol) boxes. Just follow the flow (lol!)

DiCe69
Dec 21, 2014
anytime

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lilbeefer posted:

In the mornings. I fire thick chunky ropes of cum on my belly, chest and occasionally my face. This forces me to wake up, shower and join the adults at work.
drat how do you do that without just falling back asleep, that's like pro mode jerkage right there

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Anytime I have to make a decision.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Masturbation is nasty.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

a hole-y ghost posted:

me too which is why my floors are so sticky lmao

err starting to think we're less alike than you think

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dude its not like i dont mop every month or so im not a monster

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004
right after finally making the big sale

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lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

a hole-y ghost posted:

drat how do you do that without just falling back asleep, that's like pro mode jerkage right there

If you spritz your face with some refreshing jizm you would be surprised how easy it is to wake up feeling funky and fresh.

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