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i steal condiments from the gas station, even when im not buying a roller dog. a lot.
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I stay in the left lane.
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Jan 9, 2015 12:15
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I don't start to work till about an hour after I classes clock in. I spend the first hour browsing the internet, and drinking coffee.
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Jan 9, 2015 12:52
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Apthous posted:I stay in the left lane. Abandon all hope ye who enter here
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Jan 9, 2015 13:07
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RadioactiveKid posted:I don't start to work till about an hour after I classes clock in. I spend the first hour browsing the internet, and drinking coffee. Wow way to be original. Only like 90% of all employees everywhere do this.
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Jan 9, 2015 13:48
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I use the metric system like a European and I don't pay my child support.
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Jan 9, 2015 13:58
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op i generally i do it in the butt
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Jan 9, 2015 13:58
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President Kucinich posted:I use the metric system like a European I bet 5 dollars you don't work for NASA.
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Jan 9, 2015 13:58
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gently caress metric and imperial we should go back to measuring stuff like time based on the average length of time it takes a man to beat his wife unconscious. so seconds would be called "beats"
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Jan 9, 2015 14:00
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Damo posted:gently caress metric and imperial we should go back to measuring stuff like time based on the average length of time it takes a man to beat his wife unconscious. so seconds would be called "beats" If you really want to stick it to the man you should make up your own system of measurements and refuse to use standardised measurements.
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Jan 9, 2015 15:08
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If my phone/email goes off at any point during lunch = no lunch break and get paid the extra hour or leave an hour early.
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Jan 9, 2015 17:18
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Mentat Radnor posted:I make sure to make so little money every year that the federal government has to give me back all of my income tax. The government earns money off of that via interest. The man wins that battle. Sorry
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Jan 9, 2015 17:26
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I do so by being the man, because it means I have beaten the man. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Jan 9, 2015 17:34
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Red posted:The government earns money off of that via interest. The man wins that battle. The man is a cunning devil for sure 
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Jan 9, 2015 20:55
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I take a poo poo for about 10min a day. Over a year that's nearly 40 hours, so I get a week's wages for making GBS threads every year. Feels great
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Jan 9, 2015 21:14
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one time my bus card was out of money and i didnt have any change so i just ran my card over the charger and ducked off the bus real quick after it beeped, thus securing myself a free ride on public transportation
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Jan 9, 2015 21:19
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I gave out board games and edible marijuana (zoot drops) to people in my family for Christmas. My aunt and uncle gave me a vape , grinder and regular weed. My mom got so high she accidentally started a fire on Christmas day during our family gathering. It was fun.
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Jan 9, 2015 22:23
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I get paid minimum wage to be the Man
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Jan 9, 2015 22:57
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The true way to fight is from within
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Jan 9, 2015 22:58
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i insert my penis into my boyfriend's butthole that's about as "sticking it to the man" as it gets imo
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Jan 9, 2015 23:19
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I buy "Dual use" materials. Things that can be used for their tax-deductible purpose at school, but also might be used at home. Like once, I brought a piece of measuring equipment home and used it to measure my back yard. And I still claimed it as a deduction, even though I only use it at school 99.5% of the time.
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Jan 9, 2015 23:25
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:The true way to fight is from within That's how the man gets you. You think you're undermining the system from within but you're slowly being corrupted by the Man. As far as I'm concerned, you're already too far gone.
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Jan 10, 2015 00:04
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I peg males of the white race
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Jan 10, 2015 00:09
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I track down lonely and socially isolated people who work for various defense contractors , DHS, or sometimes even local police departments; I establish fake but well defined personas on social networks, and begin long term online romantic relationships with these people and gradually coach them into providing me with documents and other information from their jobs. I then sell access to these false personas and the documents they are able to obtain, along with a four week consulting period on how to accurately "play" the persona in question. The people to whom I generally sell these accounts are, as I understand it, typically on bad terms with The Man.
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Jan 10, 2015 00:10
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Earwicker posted:I track down lonely and socially isolated people who work for various defense contractors , DHS, or sometimes even local police departments; I establish fake but well defined personas on social networks, and begin long term online romantic relationships with these people and gradually coach them into providing me with documents and other information from their jobs. I then sell access to these false personas and the documents they are able to obtain, along with a four week consulting period on how to accurately "play" the persona in question. The people to whom I generally sell these accounts are, as I understand it, typically on bad terms with The Man. pm me brah
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Jan 10, 2015 00:39
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Earwicker posted:I track down lonely and socially isolated people who work for various defense contractors , DHS, or sometimes even local police departments; I establish fake but well defined personas on social networks, and begin long term online romantic relationships with these people and gradually coach them into providing me with documents and other information from their jobs. I then sell access to these false personas and the documents they are able to obtain, along with a four week consulting period on how to accurately "play" the persona in question. The people to whom I generally sell these accounts are, as I understand it, typically on bad terms with The Man. Wow, this got dark fast.
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Jan 10, 2015 01:50
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I act like an rear end in a top hat 100% of my time in general public, lines, elevators, escalators, driving, etc. to lower the status quo and weed out the people who are "too polite"
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