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Personally I make sure I take at least 90% of my shits at work so my employer is paying me to poo poo. Also sometimes when I use the self service check out and I've bought some freshly baked pastries, when the till asks me what I bought I tell it I bought cheaper pastries than I actually did, thus saving anything up to 80p. How do you guys "stick it to the man" on a regular basis? Or are you a beta bitch faggots who just does what "the man" wants him to do?
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Kitchner posted:Personally I make sure I take at least 90% of my shits at work so my employer is paying me to poo poo. I saw the thread title and that's the first thing I thought of. I like to calculate how much money I made while sitting on the crapper.
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Jan 7, 2015 16:35
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I've become more comfortable pooping at work than at home. Love getting paid to take long poops.
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Jan 7, 2015 16:48
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I saw the thread title and that's the first thing I thought of. I like to calculate how much money I made while sitting on the crapper. I'd be lying if I said I haven't also done this. It's way cheaper then pooping at home too because you ain't paying for dem overheads.
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Jan 7, 2015 16:50
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I regularly spit my gum on the sidewalk so the MAN has to clean it up. Rebel right here, f the state!
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Jan 7, 2015 16:58
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Probably the most blatant example of this is when I "like" a company on Facebook to receive some sort of reward points, and then after I receive the reward, I "unlike" their page!!!
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Jan 7, 2015 17:03
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I buy quinoa from the bulk bin at the grocery store but I put the code for pearl barley cause it looks the same and is less than half the price. loving owned.
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Jan 7, 2015 17:07
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I write "PIG" on sticky notes and regularly attach them to mall cops
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Jan 7, 2015 17:07
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I don't pay for water service. I piss outside and bury my poops, like God intended.
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Jan 7, 2015 17:08
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BombiTheZombie posted:I regularly spit my gum on the sidewalk so the MAN has to clean it up. Rebel right here, f the state! Well technically some poor guy who is so depressing he can only get a job as a street cleaner tidies it up, but he's a beta bitch who does what the man tells him to so it's probably OK.
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Jan 7, 2015 17:08
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I buy quinoa from the bulk bin at the grocery store but I put the code for pearl barley cause it looks the same and is less than half the price. loving owned. 
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Jan 7, 2015 17:10
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I use my dick. How else are you supposed to do it? Duh 
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Jan 7, 2015 17:10
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Street making GBS threads. Constant street making GBS threads. I don't even hide it, I just pop a squat right in the middle of a crosswalk.
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Jan 7, 2015 17:14
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Wamdoodle posted:I use my dick. How else are you supposed to do it? Duh Wow. Way to go and lower the tone of the thread you jerk. Now back on topic, the other great thing about making GBS threads at work is....
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Jan 7, 2015 17:14
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Zeroisanumber posted:Street making GBS threads. Constant street making GBS threads. I don't even hide it, I just pop a squat right in the middle of a crosswalk. At least you don't jay-poo poo
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Jan 7, 2015 17:15
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has anyone said "pooping at work" yet? because that's how I do.
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Jan 7, 2015 17:17
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Kitchner posted:At least you don't jay-poo poo I wipe my rear end with a plastic bag and then slap it on the hood of whatever car is angriest.
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Jan 7, 2015 17:18
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Kitchner posted:Wow. Way to go and lower the tone of the thread you jerk. Lmao Zeroisanumber posted:I wipe my rear end with a plastic bag and then slap it on the hood of whatever car is angriest. Wow. I'm going to do this from now on.
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Jan 7, 2015 17:42
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Zeroisanumber posted:I wipe my rear end with a plastic bag and then slap it on the hood of whatever car is angriest. You need to "stick it" to THE man, not stick poo poo to A man. To stick it to the man you need to like totally fight the system like that dude who pays less for his legitimate purchases. You're just ruining people's cars.
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Jan 7, 2015 18:44
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I used to regularly condiment shop for free at 711
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Jan 7, 2015 18:49
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i did dabs with my mom last night that's pretty culturally transgressive, i can't imagine the man does dabs with his mom
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Jan 7, 2015 18:51
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When I pay my taxes, in the lower left 'memo' line of the check I write "for the next pointless war in Ira_". That way some IRS bean counter will say "boy that sure is clever" but it also makes them think and possibly reassess their life choices.
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Jan 7, 2015 18:52
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Nigmaetcetera posted:i did dabs with my mom last night That's weird
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Jan 7, 2015 18:53
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I don't separate my recyclables so the system has to pay someone to sort through my garbage.
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Jan 7, 2015 18:58
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Frank Horrigan posted:I don't separate my recyclables so the system has to pay someone to sort through my garbage. Right on brother! THAT should show the man who he's loving with.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:04
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mookface posted:That's weird not really we've smoked together off and on for years now THAT's weird
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Jan 7, 2015 19:09
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i downvote republicans on the internet heh i'm a lot like Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly you could say
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Jan 7, 2015 19:10
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mostly i rob homeless women
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Jan 7, 2015 19:11
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I make sure to make so little money every year that the federal government has to give me back all of my income tax.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:15
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Posting from the shitter at work OP. Let's low five under the stall wall.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:23
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Frank Horrigan posted:I don't separate my recyclables so the system has to pay someone to sort through my garbage. Job creator
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Jan 7, 2015 19:23
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Mentat Radnor posted:I make sure to make so little money every year that the federal government has to give me back all of my income tax. That will show those fat cats in Washington who's boss!
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Jan 7, 2015 19:24
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various cheeses posted:Posting from the shitter at work OP. Let's low five under the stall wall. My workplace has individual bathrooms so no stalls  Oh poo poo wait. Those toilets that I'm using to stick it to the man, were built by.... THE MAN! Argh you win again the man you cunning bastard 
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Jan 7, 2015 19:26
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Nigmaetcetera posted:not really we've smoked together off and on for years My mom threatened to call the cops on me when I was sixteen because I was 'on the pot'
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Jan 7, 2015 19:26
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mookface posted:My mom threatened to call the cops on me when I was sixteen because I was 'on the pot' lol your mom IS the man
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Jan 7, 2015 19:27
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i don't poo poo at work because the bathroom has terrible privacy and is eerily quiet like no joke the most silent, ambient-noiseless place I've ever set foot in and I'm sorry but I can't poo poo when I'm close enough to touch another human being and easily see them through the inch-plus-wide space between the doors and stuff.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:28
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Mentat Radnor posted:I make sure to make so little money every year that the federal government has to give me back all of my income tax. If you're poor and have kids, the government will give you EXTRA money!
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Jan 7, 2015 19:29
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Nigmaetcetera posted:lol your mom IS the man Yeah she is actually a fascist. I mean she would never call herself that but she literally espouses fascist beliefs.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:30
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mookface posted:Yeah she is actually a fascist. I mean she would never call herself that but she literally espouses fascist beliefs. You shouldn't call her that either otherwise she'll put you in an internment camp
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Jan 7, 2015 19:32
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mookface posted:Yeah she is actually a fascist. I mean she would never call herself that but she literally espouses fascist beliefs. Sounds like a good mother and I'm not being sarcastic
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