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WTF
Kill her, then eat her horrible corpse
Get insurance info
Call cops, kill everyone then myself.
Empty my bank account with a massive Amazon purchase
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a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Indecisive on what to do next. I leave her (and my) fate in the capable hands of GBS

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Ask her for her phone number/astrological sign

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Blackmail for sex.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
tackle the woman, and sit on her while you hold a lit road flare in her face

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

tickle her until she pees

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Exchange insurance info and get her number, doofus

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Shoot her with your crossbow

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
poo poo your pants

Saga
Aug 17, 2009
Carepost - get a picture and a look at her licence, because if she "run" it's probably because she has no insurance, and the cops ain't going to do poo poo unless someone is injured.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Ben Smash posted:

Exchange insurance info and get her number, doofus

thats hosed up dude

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Ben Smash posted:

Exchange insurance info and get her number, doofus

She slightly mashed the corner of my front bumper and quarter panel. There must be... consequences.

G.I. Jaw posted:

poo poo your pants

Master said I can't take the butt plug out yet. :(

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
If she provides a current insurance card makes sure you call her insurance company from the scene, before the cops leave!

Because if that card is fake or her policy was cancelled for nonpayment after she got it, once the cops leave the scene they will do absolutely nothing about it and you better hope that you had uninsured motorist coverage.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Saga posted:

Carepost - get a picture and a look at her licence, because if she "run" it's probably because she has no insurance, and the cops ain't going to do poo poo unless someone is injured.

Skinny white bitch in a Volvo has GEICO!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
take her clothes off, gently caress her in the rear end and then impregnate her like a bad little bitch :twisted:

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Nostratic posted:

Skinny white bitch in a Volvo has GEICO!

Yeah, call GEICO and check the policy like the dude above said.

Got rear ended (!) in a rental car years ago and surprise surprise, cops did nothing when she couldn't produce insurance details and never provided them after the fact.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
tell her scary stories until she fuckin flips op

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

Omar strollin'
Kill everyone, then myself not being in a massive lead is a crying shame.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
rev the engine menacingly until your car dies and she has to drive you home

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
go left

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Haverchuck posted:

tackle the woman, and sit on her while you hold a lit road flare in her face

I had to tackle her and just sit on her face because I don't have a flare.

Jon Do posted:

Kill everyone, then myself not being in a massive lead is a crying shame.

GBS is way too vanilla these days :(


There are parking spaces full of cars. There isn't quite enough space to turn around. What would you like to do next?

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

> watch space jam

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
first, hide your open beer, then chew some gum to cover the alcohol on your breath

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Panniculus Rift posted:

tickle her until she pees

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
pee, until she tickles you.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
stimulate her colostomy bag

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Panniculus Rift posted:

> watch space jam

You watch until your bladder is full, then pee while seated on her face, tickling her simultaneously.
The police officer who arrived some time ago has been watching the proceedings and nods his approval.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

stimulate her colostomy bag

No ostomy, but I could perpetrate some forced rear end-to-mouth and have the cop tase her periodically.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
Rape her.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
1)Ask if she has stairs in her house.

2) If goon status confirmed commence attempt (because you are both goons, therefore socially inept) awkward SA catchphrase laden conversation.

3) poo poo pants.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

that bitch saved 15% so shes probably outsmarting you as we speak

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
get eaten by a traffic grue

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
please be nice to her op, she might be under a lot of stress

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
punish her with bruising justice

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I wound up killing everyone after the cops showed up, but I got her insurance info before I blew my own head off.

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011
Low content bullshit bitches get hosed

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Rape her obviously

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
demand her firstborn

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

press R2 + O to stealth brand

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

press R2 + O to stealth brand

This is my best option, especially since we're all (un)dead! Then I'll start chaining some sweet decapitations.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Go up to the driver's side window and ask her if she's ever sucked a guys cock. Then tell her to show you how she sucks a guy's cock.

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Nostratic posted:

Indecisive on what to do next. I leave her (and my) fate in the capable hands of GBS

no rape choice :(

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