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IM SITH BITCH
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Jan 8, 2015 23:59
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i'm so good i'm useless
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Jan 8, 2015 23:59
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*uses the force to jerkoff*
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Jan 9, 2015 00:00
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This is not the thread you are looking for.
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Jan 9, 2015 00:00
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Daedra posted:*uses the force to jerkoff* here let the darkside help you *force choke*
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Jan 9, 2015 00:02
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twirls lightsaber
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Jan 9, 2015 00:08
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I, the first hutt jedi
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Jan 9, 2015 00:09
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Hey guys watch this *flips lightsaber in hand, fucks up, severs arm*
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Jan 9, 2015 00:11
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**uses the Force to press all the elevator buttons**
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Jan 9, 2015 00:15
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I'm no good at Jedi mind tricks or pod racing I'm just happy to chill in the background. But don't worry I've got an action figure and a backstory that would rival a yellow pages.
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Jan 9, 2015 00:16
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BRB, gotta go grab some young kids from their parents to indoctrinate into our weird, emotionless, sexless cult.
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Jan 9, 2015 00:20
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Zzulu fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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Jan 9, 2015 00:20
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*vwoom, vwoom, KSSSSH, vwoom* Ah gently caress. which way to the closest robot arm store?
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Jan 9, 2015 00:22
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mmm yes, we will not interfere. peace is the only way. *sits in chair not doing poo poo*
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Jan 9, 2015 00:22
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hey guys, what if. and hear me out here, what if had child soldiers.
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Jan 9, 2015 00:23
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 http://i.imgur.com/sUVjxCW.gif a good use for laser sword
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Jan 9, 2015 00:23
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"Strength comes not from without, apprentice, but within. A Jedi must be master of himself in all th---" *trips over robe* "loving poo poo, one thousand years of the loving Jedi Order and nobody ever thinks of loving PANTS"
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Jan 9, 2015 00:26
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I wield lightsaber nunchucks
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Jan 9, 2015 00:30
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*mind trick* Anime is GOOD, and I like watching it
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Jan 9, 2015 00:32
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*Doesn't use the force to just explode enemy's brains but instead puts self/others at risk by spinning a loving sword around all over the place.*
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Jan 9, 2015 00:45
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*Tries to arrest then summarily execute the head of a galactic government without so much as a warrant.
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Jan 9, 2015 00:47
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um err... does something.... uh... i don't know
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Jan 9, 2015 00:52
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Sidecrab posted:um err... does something.... uh... i don't know *uses the force to give you a wedgie*
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Jan 9, 2015 00:54
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*has a basic, reasonable human feeling* *suddenly changes name to Darth hellkiller & murders entire communities of weird aliens*
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Jan 9, 2015 00:54
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*doesn't have sex ever
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Jan 9, 2015 00:59
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hmmm, why am i still fat?
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Jan 9, 2015 01:01
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dear diary, please kill notmypants
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Jan 9, 2015 01:03
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*shits pants in masters basement during an intense game of holo-chess*
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Jan 9, 2015 01:14
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Sidecrab posted:um err... does something.... uh... i don't know This is pretty accurate tbh
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Jan 9, 2015 01:15
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hello im anakin skywalker i shouldnt be a jedi
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Jan 9, 2015 01:16
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The remote is on the other side of the living room! *Uses the Force
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Jan 9, 2015 01:17
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DrManiac posted:*doesn't have sex ever wait is this you as a jedi or you irl?
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Jan 9, 2015 01:21
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redshirt posted:The remote is on the other side of the living room! I can see the future, with the force as my ally. *in his mind he sees himself sitting in the same chair with the remote and a beer*
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Jan 9, 2015 01:21
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I can remember when some people used to pronounce Jedi Jeddy.
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Jan 9, 2015 01:33
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is super fuckin fat from just moving everything with his mind including his own fat self
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Jan 9, 2015 01:35
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Putting them together would be dangerous. *Puts them together anyways*
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Jan 9, 2015 01:38
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Stoic Commie posted:is super fuckin fat from just moving everything with his mind including his own fat self lol
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Jan 9, 2015 01:38
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*Checks username* Whoops. This is not the thread I'm looking for.
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Jan 9, 2015 07:28
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Darth Brooks posted:*Checks username* i believe the shawshank thread is that way -----> ..you can go..hang out...there
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Jan 9, 2015 07:31
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I've got a bad feeling about this. *Does it anyway. Was right about the feeling.*
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