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"I hit my eye on the door"- mentally handicapped woman saying this out loud to no one in particular "Let me show you inside this van." - Car salesman showing a customer a new car "Hey little girl, do you want this candy?" - A candy store shopkeeper asking a child regarding a particular sweet Allahu Akbar!- a phrase commonly heard in the neighborhood mosque during prayer. "I am going to kill the boss" - a 10 year old regarding some vacuous video game challenge makes you think i hope
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unassertive boy 99 posted:Do you have stairs in your house- a prospecting building contractor regarding the new floorplans to your house
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Trollologist posted:"That one looks like a hard worker, I'll take it." - A man buying slaves lol
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Applewhite posted:"Once this timer reaches zero, the entire Earth will be destroyed!"-a man referring to metaphorical destruction that accompanies the creation of a new understanding. He is a Buddhist and the timer is counting down until his next prayer session. Applewhite is the beautiful flower that grows out of the dung heap of my threads
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Show me the live birth certificate, he doesn't have it!- A man at the DMV talking to a clerk regarding getting a driver's license. He is explaining that the records were lost in a flood and he only has a copy of the original.
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Iamblikhos posted:Obama has the Secret Sevice drive him everywhere. Barrack Hussein Obama, Kenyan Muslim national, Malaysian resident and spy illegally enters the United States of America and attempts to get a driver's license but he has no birth certificate, his solution? become president of the united states and have the secret service drive him around instead
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Iamblikhos posted:Your avatar makes me forgive your lack of subtlety. im meta meta ironic pretty  and obscure
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Waltzing Along posted:What does ominious mean? 
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Iamblikhos posted:you googled it, didn't you nerd? yes
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its about ethics in game journalism- men raping a woman
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