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Seriously he was stranded for 4+ years and he was still fat as gently caress when the ship picked him up. Like did he have a secret stash of Doritos and Mountain Dew in that cave?
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He was so apathetic about how fat he was that even his autonomous body functions couldn't be arsed to naturally metabolize all that weight
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Jan 11, 2015 02:31
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longest surviving beached whale i guess op
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I didn't know who this was so I googled him and he looks a hell of a lot like Tom Hanks
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chuck noland ironic, eh?  You see, his last name is noland, but infact he was a man on an island. haha, also he was pretty fat and ate sand or some poo poo
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Jan 11, 2015 02:37
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turns out laying around all day and eating coconut oil is not very healthy
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Well the Skipper was one the Island about 4+ years and he didn't lose any weight either.
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It's because he was actually dead and the island was purgatory.
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a starwar betamax posted:turns out laying around all day and eating coconut oil is not very healthy
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Jan 11, 2015 02:56
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he probably hosed wilson atleast once
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dr.acula posted:he probably hosed wilson atleast once who wouldn't
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dr.acula posted:he probably hosed wilson atleast once Wilson was pretty fat as well come to think of it.
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gnarlyhotep posted:I didn't know who this was so I googled him and he looks a hell of a lot like Tom Hanks I thought it might have been the actor that played the fat guy on Lost.
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WWWWWWIIIIILLLLLSSSSOOONNNNNNN
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Jan 11, 2015 03:19
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WTF OP? He lost like 70 pounds.
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Richard Hatch How can you be fat on an island with just rice?
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Its his glands
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Just how much coconut oil was he eating a day?!
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its not his fault he was born with big plot holes
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proof that being fat is 100% genetic and there is nothing you can do about it
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Coconut is very fattening.
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he should have put the lime in the coconut
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i hate that guys movies
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It was all just Forest's dying fevered dream OP 
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there was a scene cut from the movie where a whale beached itself and he ate like a king for months
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i liked that movie a lot OP you can suck my dick
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ilikedirt posted:i hate that guys movies i hat his movie's as well
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I heard he came back from the island after four years and became a masked vigilante. Wilson became the villain
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1gnoirents posted:i liked that movie a lot OP you can suck my dick can I suck it too ---------------- gnarlyhotep fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jan 11, 2015 |
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Katy perry makes my toes curl all up
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when i was a kid i saw the trailer for apollo 13 i thought it was forrest gump goes to space honestly not too far out of line with the movie
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shiksa posted:when i was a kid i saw the trailer for apollo 13 i thought it was forrest gump goes to space Captain Phillips just Forrest Gump steering a ship. They were like steer Forrest steer.
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Look at me. Look at me. I'm the shrimp boat captain now.
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I always thought it looked more like Tom Hanks gained weight for the beginning of the movie and then just got back to his normal weight for the island part.
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shiksa posted:when i was a kid i saw the trailer for apollo 13 i thought it was forrest gump goes to space Philadelphia is just Forrest Gump gets aids imo
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HarlanHell posted:Well the Skipper was one the Island about 4+ years and he didn't lose any weight either. The Skipper doesn't need to lose weight. He can gently caress Ginger or Mary Ann all the time, whichever one the Professor is tired of.
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