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are we talkin irl insults or forum insults?
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 09:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:51 |
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double honkey
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 16:57 |
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ok to be serious for a moment: you need to attack something they take pride in but it has to be done in a fashion that it could be something a child would say. a child is not going to talk about your mom sucking dicks and poo poo (and who gives a gently caress about some Dirty Dozens style insults anyways?). children often say the most hurtful things because they have no filter, lack the ability to overthink/over engineer what they are going to say, and dont even understand that what they are saying is hurtful. its the kids version of negging essentially. on that same note, dont let them think you meant to say it as an insult. someone has really nice teeth? ask them why they teeth look yellow. someone really tan? ask them if they are black (if they are black this may or may not be taken as an insult) big muscles? ask they why one arm is slightly bigger than the other big into fashion? tell them they look silly today introvert? ask him where his friends are extrovert? ask him why people say he is annoying to be around like anime? just ask them anything about their life outside of anime/video games/internet while these things won't get you that instant appalled look it will likely strike their insecurity so hard that they dwell on it for awhile and maybe even spend lots of time and money trying to correct what is probably a non-existent problem. they will remember what you said for years to come. The biggest insult someone ever gave me was when they were told I was a software consultant so they asked me if i posted on reddit. fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 18:50 |
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it doesnt work here i am aware it was meant as an insult. you can text it to me from your android phone if you really want to be mean
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 19:01 |
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if they understand what you are trying to do its because you are goony as gently caress and lack the social skills to deliver the message appropriately. the insult you posted is laughable and try hard as gently caress and makes you look even goony-er. all you are missing is a round house kick and tipping your fedora afterwards
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 19:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:51 |
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you wouldnt hear anything after your blood volume/pressure drops that much
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 20:27 |