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This is the new non-megathread about warhams. We will talk about it for five pages and then close the thread and presumably start a new one. I'll start. Warhammer is bad. Games workshop is bad. People who play warhammer are bad. People who buy games workshops products are bad. Skeletons however are good so post some skulls and stuff.
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Jan 11, 2015 20:35
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games workshop is an evil company but I like the fluff
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Jan 11, 2015 20:36
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stop talking about space marines and support the real marines
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Jan 11, 2015 20:37
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games workshop ripped off blizzard entertainment
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Jan 11, 2015 20:37
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orc joke
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Jan 11, 2015 20:38
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please do not talk about warhammer
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Jan 11, 2015 20:38
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i tried to play warharm once but got bored after painting 3 aliens well that's my story
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Jan 11, 2015 20:39
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a messed up horse posted:i tried to play warharm once but got bored after painting 3 aliens well that's my story [smothers u with a pillow] what did i say
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Jan 11, 2015 20:39
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Let's elect 5 posters to kill themselves. I chwose the five directly above me.
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Jan 11, 2015 20:40
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hams am i right
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Jan 11, 2015 20:40
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my dreadnaught has an elaborate back story
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Jan 11, 2015 20:40
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Prodigal T-REX posted:Let's elect 5 posters to kill themselves. I chwose the five directly above me. same
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Jan 11, 2015 20:40
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gas
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Jan 11, 2015 21:13
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Moola posted:gas man you're such a downer today
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Jan 11, 2015 21:13
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sorry im just annoyed I have to clean out all my bookmarks 
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Jan 11, 2015 21:16
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Moola posted:sorry im just annoyed I have to clean out all my bookmarks  
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Jan 11, 2015 21:17
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Warhammer you say? RIP good skelly thread I liked you
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Jan 11, 2015 21:38
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Hogge Wild posted:hams am i right
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Jan 11, 2015 21:49
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Tin Tim posted:Warhammer you say? at least we have the scrunt thread... 
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Jan 11, 2015 21:50
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grimdark is a stupid loving word
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Jan 11, 2015 21:51
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itsgotmetoo posted:grimdark is a stupid loving word uh i think you'll find it's p much the best word ?
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Jan 11, 2015 21:52
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---The Cargo Hold--- SVK decides to join Montague in a celebratory shot for their victory over Daemons, Heretics and Witches. When the crew found them, their clothes were neatly stacked atop a box, Monty was curled into a small ball and SVK was sprawled out, exposing himself to all. There was urine everywhere, and they had taken a dump in the corner of the room on a pict-slate of the Captain they had just killed that day. This hangover was going to hurt more than any of the wounds suffered in combat. To add insult to injury, the crewmen began drawing penises all over the two Thugs and taking pictures of their saviors. Unfortunately, none of them had the stones to join the Thugs, most were relieved that the men they decided to join were as human as anyone else. Both of you failed your carouse tests horribly. You will both be hung over as hell. However, you do both see a holy vision of the Emperor himself, feel free to write your experience into a memoir or a song.
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Jan 11, 2015 21:56
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hey did you know that one day a chaos dread invited some other chaos lords to a party and it turns out he found that they were not true believers anymore and then he just killed them ? and an ork lord timetravelled to kill himself to get his favorite gun a second time I DON'T EVEN
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Jan 11, 2015 21:58
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just lol if you play warhammer
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Jan 11, 2015 21:58
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I never played warhammer. I dislike the idea of the rich win type of games.
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Jan 11, 2015 21:59
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it's actually "the autistic win" type of game
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Jan 11, 2015 22:02
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Waroduce posted:just lol if you play warhammer
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Jan 11, 2015 22:04
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How bout them necromundas?
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Jan 11, 2015 22:12
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I had warhammer stuff when I was a kid but never really bothered learning how to play it so I just took them all apart and put robot arms on skeletons and stuff
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Jan 11, 2015 22:13
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Necromunda is actually awesome and win
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Jan 11, 2015 22:13
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more nerds for the nerd god
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Jan 11, 2015 22:14
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Frog Act posted:my dreadnaught has an elaborate back story 
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Jan 11, 2015 22:14
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let's do it for less and not talk about it at all
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Jan 11, 2015 22:14
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Lemon posted:I had warhammer stuff when I was a kid but never really bothered learning how to play it so I just took them all apart and put robot arms on skeletons and stuff That was actually the right way to play back then (i'm assuming you were a kid a while ago and not like, one year ago). nowadays the right way to play is to try a different game because warhammer is bad it's always been bad but 20 years ago it was merely embarassingly bad, whereas nowadays it's hitler bad
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Jan 11, 2015 22:18
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btw I'm not joking when this thread gets to the end of the fifth page I am closing it so don't get too attached I am 100% on board with the new 'no long threads' rule
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Jan 11, 2015 22:19
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(unless Lowtax made the thread then it can be long because middle managers are always eager to shake things up but far too timid to risk annoying upper management)
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Jan 11, 2015 22:20
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Warhammer is about 5 or so links down in the chain of the modern fantasy human centipede, with Tolkien at the head, and all the unoriginal fuckers behind him.
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Jan 11, 2015 22:20
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Leperflesh posted:(unless Lowtax made the thread then it can be long because middle managers are always eager to shake things up but far too timid to risk annoying upper management)
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Jan 11, 2015 22:21
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Just one more post on the road to the end.
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Jan 11, 2015 22:21
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where does warhammer 40k sit in the chain? It is derivitave not only of tolkein (despite being nominally sci fi it has tolkein orcs and elves in it) but also Alien, joe haldeman novels, and lovecraft
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Jan 11, 2015 22:23
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