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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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titties are the opiate of the masses

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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
It's good to know that period dramas are the same in China as they are here and focus on the cleave heavy periods of history.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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did the people survive?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

A Jupiter posted:

Also as I learned from Sleeping Dogs, apparently running a private bus service that steals passengers from other bus companies?

I think that's a money laundering thing.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Jaramin posted:

Mao's grandson looks sort of like a fat Chinese William Shatner.



This was the most flattering picture of him I could find.

He literally has a food stain on his uniform.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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JaucheCharly posted:

Just another example for stuff that would have either been stolen or shot to pieces by artillery.

Didn't the US marines demolish the remains of babylon to build a base during the occupation of Iraq?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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computer parts posted:

if Zhou En Lai didn't exist China would probably have been much worse off than today.

He effectively managed China from the time the famine from the GLF started until he died about six months before Mao. Dude was pretty cool, and a true believer in socialism too.

Zhou Enlai is legit interesting because he was a communist right from the get go, never took any poo poo and yet managed to never get purged basically because he was so good at his job no one could afford to get rid of him.

I mean even in the run up to the way Chiang kai shek had the chance to execute him but chose not to because he needed him.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Accretionist posted:

House older than the USA converted to Starbucks:



The USA isn't very old dude, I know in the UK there are plenty of buildings older than America that have all sorts of poo poo in them, Starbucks is probably one of the less outrageous.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Business Gorillas posted:

this owns, isn't argentina in an economic freefall?

They aren't doing great and I think a big part of this trip was to get the Chinese to fill in the gap left by american investors.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

An Angry Bug posted:

At least the UK doesn't murder people or put them in concentration camps for trying to immigrate.

lol

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Stick Insect posted:


A queue of people in the Netherlands waiting to buy milk powder right when the shop opens, before it sells out again, so they can ship it back to China.

There are now limits in place on the amount sold. But this is per transaction, so they can just queue up again and repeat the process while someone else guards the earlier purchases outside of the shop. Repeat until all the shops in town are completely out of stock. Some shops no longer put them on the shelves and require customers to ask for them. Other shops got caught selling extra powder at the back door for inflated prices.

Are you sure this is for babies? Because I know in shops in the UK formula is kept being counters because it's used to cut drugs.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Ketmine makes you bladder dissolve if you keep doing it over an extended period. Also it might make you more susceptible to altzheimers but that it unconfirmed I think.

Plus it's like a super 2010 drug, they are probably still listening to dubstep and poo poo while they do it.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Sheep-Goats posted:

1990 drug but okay.

Like all drugs it has peaks and troughs but I would have said it was in a trough at this point in time.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Fojar38 posted:

I know a few teachers and basically all of them know how stupid the idea of copying the Chinese education system is so there's hope at least.

Like politicians ever listen to the opinions of teachers

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
I've never used the sciences in my work life or anything but I would be an immensely poorer person if I could not grasp the basics of them. Stuff like knowing newtons laws, or how chemicals react, or cell structure. The humanities only guy is dumb as gently caress (said as a guy with a masters in political economy).

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

I think this needs to be per capita because some of those countries must be going above and beyond.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Modest Mao posted:

There was such a problem of businesses not reporting sales tax (or any tax for that matter) properly that in Taiwan every legal receipt is a lottery ticket, even business-to-business invoices. This puts pressure to use those because your customers will have a demand for them I guess.

That is a really clever policy actually.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

yaffle posted:

A few years ago I went to Singapore, the best thing there was Tiger balm gardens, started by the Aw family (Chinese Burmese businessmen) to promote tiger balm and educate the masses with scenes from Chinese legend and folklore and also Confucian stuff, like this:

Breast-feeding granny during a famine, that won't be weird at all.

War between the rats and the Guinea pigs (?)

Some rabbits in there as well, I suspect that this one has become bloodier over the years as feet and ears broke off. The whole place looked like it was maintained and curated by the janitorial staff.

Ribs that go all the way up baby.

Drunk pigsy

gently caress only knows


The big attraction is a depiction of all the aspects of hell, it was also dark as hell, so not many pictures in here.

I think the cigarette was added later

Tiny Elephants and giant rats making giant crickets fight. Not sure about the scale on this one.

There used to be a TBG in Hong Kong, but they closed it down sometime in the 80's such a tragic loss, however I learn there is one in Fujian with this wacky poo poo in it:

Some sort of anti STD thing maybe?

Glad to see all the money I spent on tiger balm is being put to good use.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
My sister got married in Kentucky and the church provided "the traditional coca-cola cake"

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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SaltyJesus posted:

Has this been linked here already?

Is the one guy complaining that foreign people eat sweet potatoes or suggesting that he should steal the ancient western recipe for sweet potatoes?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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lordoftheT posted:

He seems to be under the impression that baked sweet potatoes is somehow uniquely Chinese.

Do chinese people think that potatoes are native to china? I bet they do.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

I assume "attack japan" is an option on every single Korean poll tbh

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Yeah the opium war was more about the fact that British merchants from India were undercutting china's own domestic drug dealers.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Koramei posted:



for context

all the big western ones are boring deserts

actually how built up is Inner Mongolia? is it really rural and boring too or is it all industrialized and stuff

Shanxi and Shaanxi: different places apparently.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Sheep-Goats posted:

U blow up our god?!


Even in Harbin where supposedly people are rustic and vigorous if someone brought me water from the cooler thing they always mixed hot with cold. If they asked and I just said "cold" they would tell me it was bad for my stomach.

Apparently lots of Germans think the same way? IDK

I don't know about germans but I have a french aunt who won't drink cold water because she says it contracts the stomach muscles and causes indigestion.

She also won't eat fresh fruit because she says it will rot in your stomach.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Grand Fromage posted:

They don't do MAD, no. China is estimated to have around 200 nukes. The logic is that they don't need to waste money on maintaining a massive arsenal because 200 is enough to devastate a country in a counterattack. It wouldn't wipe out the US but you'd flatten every major city and kill a hundred million people so that's enough.

Yeah it's the same strategy the french developed which is that they could kill about half the population of the soviet union if they got attacked and that would be enough to make a nuclear attack on France untenable.

To be honest I think the Americans were the only country that ever actively considered a first strike and that was only because Le May was actually insane.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Sheep-Goats posted:

I wish China would start arresting goons for starting their posts with "so."

Didn't people used to get banned for it?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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bromplicated posted:

At the UC I went to we had a huge influx of Chinese exchange students. Half of them didn't speak English, and couldn't so much as articulate what they wanted to eat in the dining hall let alone pass classes. They relied on the other exchange students who had a better grasp of English and basically wrote each others essays and cheated on tests together or just failed I dunno. They hung out in big Chinese groups together and didn't interact with anyone else unless they were forced to. I shared an apartment with one kid from Beijing for most of the school year. He would leave at 8am, study or do whatever he did all day, then come home at 8pm, put on his PJs, brush his teeth and go to sleep. Every single day. He had a continuous cough but didn't smoke, but I guess he grew up in Beijing so that's like smoking eight packs a day, right? He only ever said "hey, what's up" in English. He only would use the kitchen in the morning to drink a hot glass of water. Near the end of the school year one day he and his stuff were all just gone. No one missed him. No one but me, at least.



There was a similar guy in my halls in first year. One day the rest of us went to the mall and when we can't back he was halfway through moving his stuff out.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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effectual posted:

Who wouldn't be obsessed with people?

the thing that was amazing about korn.jpg was that is was so massive, but I just googled it and these days its just an average size picture.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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That Morocco one seems weirdly specific and also not at all accurate.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Velisarius posted:

I would hardly say Fox News and the like as being consumed by swaths of the western world.

His company owns the biggest newspapers in the UK and Australia, it owns the WSJ, it owns the biggest satellite and cable broadcasters in Europe, it owns one of the world's biggest movie studios, it owns one of the world's largest publishers.

Equating Murdoch with Fox News really underestimates the man's power to control what people all over the world see and hear.

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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

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Yesterday I was in York and saw a chinese dad encourage his toddler son to poo poo directly onto York Minster Cathedral, thought you guys would like to know.

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