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The Hot Dog Blowjob : a blowjob but your (or his) dick is in a hotdog bun The Big Lick: lick from the bh all the way to the forehead see if you can create more 
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The GBSer. Grab yer cock and pull on it till you grow weary.
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The Goon: jerk off and use your tears and snot as lube
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The Big Penis: Use your large member to pleasure your lover
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the f-35, falls down the moment you get it wet
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SaltyJesus posted:the f-35, falls down the moment you get it wet but after years of being unable to use it, it can sometimes fly straight up
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the xtreme ranch blast: flavor blast your dick with 2x the ranch flavoring to make a delicious blowjob for your partner.
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The GBS Mod: just poo poo the bed endlessly until you cumSaltyJesus posted:the f-35, falls down the moment you get it wet I know some interesting facts about the F-35, wish there was some topic where I could share them
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having sex two times edit: three times??
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Viruswithshoes posted:Motting Clanching
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Phoon posted:having sex two times man that's just too wacky, i thought you were better than believing in conspiracy theories forums poster phoon
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The Not Gay: when you put a fleshlight in your best bro's butthole and gently caress it
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The double baked. Get really high then cook a pizza then gently caress it.
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The American Pie: jerk off while watching American Pie movie
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Ferroque posted:The Not Gay: when you put a fleshlight in your best bro's butthole and gently caress it does this one work?
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i have the touch myself justa little bit in a public place when only a few peopl emight be lookng min my direction
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when you hold a woman by the pussy and the butthole as one would grasp a bowling ball
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Yivgev posted:when you hold a woman by the pussy and the butthole as one would grasp a bowling ball Uh, I think you mean like holding a six pack. loving virgoon  Wait, I guess it would depend on how experienced she was. I retract my hateful statement but I won't edit it out so that my shame will be on display for all to see. Much like my penis.
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SaltyJesus posted:the f-35, falls down the moment you get it wet As soon as you start, it becomes painfully inflamed and goes flaccid. It costs a fortune in erectile medication to get it up. For every minute you have sex, you also have to spend 10x that in maintenance. It can never leave your pants. Ejaculation capabilities will be ready in 2017. The ability to pleasure your partner requires external hardware. You have to wear white boxers to prevent overheating. The only way you can convince a partner to let you use it is through massive financial compensation.
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the speedrunner: by utizing pause buffering i can frame advance to skip the foreplay section entirely, saving precious minutes on my run once you get to sex you can quick charge a shinespark and finish within a few minutes, this can be very tricky
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The Boob Job: Rub your engorged member between a bosomy woman's bosoms, thereby bringing yourself to orgasm
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The Trigger Warning: misgender your girlfriend by doing her in the butt like a gay man.
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two men having sex with each other. not sure how it would work yet e: or two women im just spitballing here
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The Gas Chamber- Get your Jewish girlfriend to blow you under the covers while you continously dutch oven her.
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Phoon posted:two men having sex with each other. not sure how it would work yet Does it involve making one butt go into another butt? I'm lost
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David Copperfield posted:Does it involve making one butt go into another butt? I'm lost No, sex involves reproductive organs. For gay sex to work you need one penis that is circumcised, and one that isn't.
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David Copperfield posted:Does it involve making one butt go into another butt? I'm lost i need to speak to some sort of penis doctor to get this figured out
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The Stranger: sit on your hand until it's numb, then jack someone off with it
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glory hole: blowjob from the parish priest in the confessional booth
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duckfarts posted:The Stranger: sit on your hand until it's numb, then jack off someone you've never met I prefer this caveat.
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Sweet Tea posted:the xtreme ranch blast: flavor blast your dick with 2x the ranch flavoring to make a delicious blowjob for your partner. how much is the normal amount? i need to know how to calculate 2x
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interlock legs with another man with you both butt to butt and align your assholes and then both of you jack off.
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Phoon posted:two men having sex with each other. not sure how it would work yet also spitballing
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The doobie: Using a hot dog bun instead of a condom
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The GBS a Poster: put some poo poo in your mouth, then spit it at your lover at random times
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The Grover: You, a girl, and another guy try for an Eiffel Tower, but then somebody trips
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