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But maybe three more'll cover it.
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Post your favorite tech for staving off the persistent urge to self obliterate after becoming aware of the stultifying darkness of a rudderless age ITT.
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Jan 12, 2015 17:57
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I have zero ipads because I have a phone and a computer. like what is an ipad going to do for me OP?
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Jan 12, 2015 17:59
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I'm postmodem myself 
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1gnoirents posted:I have zero ipads because I have a phone and a computer. like what is an ipad going to do for me OP? oh it's super good; sort of like a phone but much bigger, which means it covers up more stuff that's happening around you and it's easier to read text while you're crying for no reason you can readily understand. plus no one can call you on it, which is great because it minimizes the amount of time you're forced to endure the sinews of confusion and desperation threading through the voices of your friends and loved ones as they desperately try to maintain composure. it comes in handy in other ways too, like when you're sitting on a bench waiting for a bus and you see a homeless man across the street, pissing against a cemetery wall and then he just sort slumps down into the piss and goes to sleep or has died or whatever; just get out the pad and play Angry Birds: Transformers. & it comes with a little piano program that you can play the same minor key on, over and over, while you stare out the window & your dinner goes cold.
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Jan 12, 2015 18:10
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postmodernism is for boys neoreactionism is fo rmen
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Jan 12, 2015 18:10
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that said, there's still a vast empty gulf around the iPad in my soul, & it's colder than the furthest reaches of space.
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Jan 12, 2015 18:12
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My PC and rampant alcoholism fill the post-surrealist hole in my stomach
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Jan 12, 2015 18:13
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unlimited shrimp posted:neoreactionism is fo rmen how much merch is involved, because lots of meaningless signifiers of a Utopian prosperity eternally just beyond mankind's grasp are important to me.
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Jan 12, 2015 18:28
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Try filling it with companionship, or better netflix selections
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Jan 12, 2015 18:37
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If you die before your ipad does, would you give it away?
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Jan 12, 2015 18:42
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pretty sure this will solve your problem op
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Jan 12, 2015 18:43
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look how happy he looks
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Jan 12, 2015 18:44
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drat, I bet that guy never spends his weekends at strangers' funerals
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Jan 12, 2015 18:49
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Eastbound Spider posted:If you die before your ipad does, would you give it away? it's going in the grave with me, playing the Benny Hill Theme on loop.
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Jan 12, 2015 18:51
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unlimited shrimp posted:postmodernism is for boys is it called dark enlightenment because nobody gives a poo poo
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Jan 12, 2015 18:55
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Actually I find being creative makes me happier than any possession.
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Jan 12, 2015 18:58
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1gnoirents posted:I have zero ipads because I have a phone and a computer. like what is an ipad going to do for me OP? You can read comics while taking a poo poo, but on a computer
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LegoPirateNinja posted:is it called dark enlightenment because nobody gives a poo poo it's super edgy in the way that only a group of tech dweebs & graphic artists who have memorized the complete works of Evola can be.
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Jan 12, 2015 19:02
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my op1 gives me some sort of hope
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Jan 12, 2015 19:04
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mysterious frankie posted:it's going in the grave with me, playing the Benny Hill Theme on loop. A harsh sentence on any consumer electronic device.
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Jan 12, 2015 19:18
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the watch is just mere months away, OP
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Jan 12, 2015 19:19
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open container posted:pretty sure this will solve your problem op i like this thing that looks like a bacteriophage   you'll never have to fall asleep to your thoughts of regret and loneliness again
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Jan 12, 2015 19:21
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whenever I'm lying in bed, holding the pad over my head, and the pad slips and begins falling towards my face, I think to myself "I deserve this".
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Jan 12, 2015 19:30
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newreply.php posted:the watch is just mere months away, OP gonna just put on the heart monitor and stare at it forlornly while standing by the lake, throw it into the water after an hour.
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Jan 12, 2015 19:40
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we have been forsaken, OP
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Jan 12, 2015 19:41
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mysterious frankie posted:gonna just put on the heart monitor and stare at it forlornly while standing by the lake, throw it into the water after an hour. Spend hours contemplating who to share my heartbeat with, realize I don't have anyone to send it to except people from work
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Jan 12, 2015 19:42
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mysterious frankie posted:whenever I'm lying in bed, holding the pad over my head, and the pad slips and begins falling towards my face, I think to myself "I deserve this".
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mysterious frankie posted:oh it's super good; sort of like a phone but much bigger, which means it covers up more stuff that's happening around you and it's easier to read text while you're crying for no reason you can readily understand. plus no one can call you on it, which is great because it minimizes the amount of time you're forced to endure the sinews of confusion and desperation threading through the voices of your friends and loved ones as they desperately try to maintain composure. it comes in handy in other ways too, like when you're sitting on a bench waiting for a bus and you see a homeless man across the street, pissing against a cemetery wall and then he just sort slumps down into the piss and goes to sleep or has died or whatever; just get out the pad and play Angry Birds: Transformers. & it comes with a little piano program that you can play the same minor key on, over and over, while you stare out the window & your dinner goes cold.
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Jan 12, 2015 19:44
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I avoid the horrors of the modern era by making my apt look as much as possible like an abandoned vault from on of the fallout games
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Jan 12, 2015 19:48
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Don Tacorleone posted:Spend hours contemplating who to share my heartbeat with, realize I don't have anyone to send it to except people from work mom so she knows youre alive and doesnt have to courtesy call you every other week
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Jan 12, 2015 20:21
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newreply.php posted:mom so she knows youre alive and doesnt have to courtesy call you every other week Whenever I email my mom she replies with an unprovoked 2,000+ word defense of all of her life choices. Lady's got more problems than the rocky release of iOS 8.0, which is the version of iOS my iPad came with.
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Jan 12, 2015 20:51
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your ipad is from 2014 or 2015, right? I mean it has to be from the 21st century right? you need hollow consumer goods from the 20th century man, that's your problem. get a bunch of pagers, maybe a handspring or something. an ipad could never fill that role for you, it just doesnt make any sense
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Jan 12, 2015 20:52
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this Stanhope press really makes sense to me *prints out broadsheet after broadsheet of Leonard Cohen lyrics*
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Jan 12, 2015 20:55
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Despite everything, i actually like this thread. God job guys, a momentary respite from my dull existance. 
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Jan 12, 2015 20:57
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well yeah obviously it can't by itself, you need the phone and the watch too duh you can be happy
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Jan 12, 2015 21:02
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garmin gps tracking device
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mysterious frankie posted:Whenever I email my mom she replies with an unprovoked 2,000+ word defense of all of her life choices. Lady's got more problems than the rocky release of iOS 8.0, which is the version of iOS my iPad came with. buy her an account
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how big exactly is postmodernism
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Don Tacorleone posted:Spend hours contemplating who to share my heartbeat with, realize I don't have anyone to send it to except people from work
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