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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
an action show like buffy the vampire slayer only demons and vampires aren't real and she just randomly beats up normal people

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Gay Time Travel Freakouts

whoa hold on there

i'm no gay 'gay scientist' scientist but everyone knows gay people can't time travel

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Beat Down FlashMobs

Just flashmobs beating up random people

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
dong island

it's like survivor, except it's also a gay dating show.

also there is a mole who is straight but pretends to be gay.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Furvivor

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
The vampire LSAT

Show about a vampire in law school. Law school can be hard and it's even more challenging when you can only go to classes at night

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
a starwar betamax: the reality tv show

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Post-accident Gary Busey dragging pre-accident Gary Busey around southeast Asia.

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
has anyone said

CUCKPRENTICE YET?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
reality show: mens; dog: sexy???: comedic but sad moment: young.

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower
McLaughlin Group except the panelists come from d&d and they are given guns and don't actually debate just shoot the person with the most unpopular opinion

EDIT:a tumblr-themed police procedural would be funny well

goku im piss fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jan 13, 2015

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Doctor Monkey, M.D.
Doctor Monkey is an embittered, grizzled physician, whose unorthodox antics and improper banana consumption (and implied banana addiction) frequently cause conflict with the hospital administration. At the end of the day, Dr. Monkey's genius saves the patients' lives and ensures his own job security. The show would also focus on Dr. Monkey's everyday struggle in the face of overwhelming speciesism.

ACT I, SCENE 1:
Doctor Monkey: "Nurse, hand me my scalpel!"
Nurse: "Scalpel" (hands scalpel to Doctor Monkey)
DM: "Bone-saw!"
N: "Bone-saw" (hands bone-saw to DM)
DM: "Banana!"
N: "Ohh, Doctor Monkeeeey!!!" (hands on hips, bemused, cheesy)
DM: (big, hammy smile at camera)
OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYS


ACT II, SCENE 3:
Doctor Monkey: "Almost ready for your bypass, Mr. Heston?"
Nurse: "Doctor Monkey, I'm sorry, but Mr. Heston has requested a different doctor for his procedure."
Dr. Monkey: "What? Why?"
Nurse: "He... he says he doesn't want you 'flinging poop everywhere' during the surgery."
Dr. Monkey: "WHAT?!? You bigoted son of a--"
Heston: "Keep your stinking paws off me, you drat dirty ape!"
Dr. Monkey: (calms down; swallowing sadness) "I... I understand. I'll recommend someone else. Doctor Baby, perhaps-- she's the next best cardiac surgeon in the state."

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
A reality show where we put low income Americans into completely accurately created societies of different time periods. Here's the catch: Instead of the usual where it shows how easy people have it today, all the people end up thinking that like serfdom and subsistence farming actually rules.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Gay Doctor Monkey, M.D.
Gay Doctor Monkey is an embittered, grizzled physician, whose unorthodox antics and improper banana consumption (and implied banana addiction) frequently cause conflict with the hospital administration. At the end of the day, Gay Dr. Monkey's genius saves the patients' lives and ensures his own job security. The show would also focus on Gay Dr. Monkey's everyday struggle in the face of overwhelming speciesism.

ACT I, SCENE 1:
Gay Doctor Monkey: "Nurse, hand me my scalpel!"
Nurse: "Scalpel" (hands scalpel to Doctor Monkey)
GDM: "Bone-saw!"
N: "Bone-saw" (hands bone-saw to DM)
GDM: "Banana!"
N: "Ohh, Doctor Monkeeeey!!!" (hands on hips, bemused, cheesy)
GDM: (big, hammy smile at camera)
OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYS


ACT II, SCENE 3:
Gay Doctor Monkey: "Almost ready for your bypass, Mr. Heston?"
Nurse: "Doctor Monkey, I'm sorry, but Mr. Heston has requested a different doctor for his procedure."
Gay Dr. Monkey: "What? Why?"
Nurse: "He... he says he doesn't want you 'flinging poop everywhere' during the surgery."
Gay Dr. Monkey: "WHAT?!? You bigoted son of a--"
Heston: "Keep your stinking paws off me, you drat gay dirty ape!"
Gay Dr. Monkey: (calms down; swallowing sadness) "I... I understand. I'll recommend someone else. Doctor Baby, perhaps-- she's the next best cardiac surgeon in the state."

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
anime: magic schoolgirls:young:(eyes)(large); demon sword(cursed???); upskirt; nosebleed;gau; Pam

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Anime where humans have regressed into living in huts. Having realized that the earth can only sustain a certain standard of living.

The world has regressed and the only people who retain any of form of technology are these 10 overlords who "observe" society and eliminate any form of technological advancement by executing the offender. Every so often one of these people chooses an heir to carry on their portion of the world to ascend to the "Sky Chair" and control their quadrant. Despite their roles as overseers and their need to be fair & just the overseers have started to become corrupted by their influence, living in solitude only reinforces their delusions of grandeur. All over you follow one Skylord Heir who travels to other territories only to learn about the rules they've broken from the code.

Heir returns to the original Skylord to find his mentor cucking him.

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

a dozen vegans are trapped on an remote island where the vegetation is poisonous or inedible and live game is more than abundant. what will they do with the simple hunting supplies that they find scattered around? will they be able to make warm clothing and shelter before the cold sets in?

killigan's island

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38O-PcjXh0k

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
A show about sexy celebrities sexing each other sexily

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Gaunab posted:

A show about sexy celebrities sexing each other sexily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Suburbanite Savior

Jesus Christ is back and he shaking up the Jerusalem Hills suburbs. Even the son of God is going to have a hard time teaching these whacky dysfunctional families to love thy neighbor!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Police Procedural: Bakersfield PD (Primate Department): Chimp cops: young; upskirt; love interest??? love intrigue; nosebleed; gay captain?(haunted precinct house).....Season 1: serial killer; "banana butt butcher"; (gay).

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Game of Loans: A reality show where a loveable manager of a payday loan Office and his wacky family gets up to all kinds of fun. Featuring: , the hardworking and loudmouthed pater familias in charge of the office, the lazy millenal son, the "punk" teenage daugther that has to pay for her own piercerings by working overtime during the summer , the eager-eyed wife and her prayer grop, grandpa the korean war veteran who owns the Whole operation and loooves a bloody steak( but can`t have one due to hearth problems he will eat one regardless every season and get yelled at by his coddling wife). Set in some lovely inbred little town south of the mason-dixon line.

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Baudolino posted:

Game of Loans: A reality show where a loveable manager of a payday loan Office and his wacky family gets up to all kinds of fun. Featuring: , the hardworking and loudmouthed pater familias in charge of the office, the lazy millenal son, the "punk" teenage daugther that has to pay for her own piercerings by working overtime during the summer , the eager-eyed wife and her prayer grop, grandpa the korean war veteran who owns the Whole operation and loooves a bloody steak( but can`t have one due to hearth problems he will eat one regardless every season and get yelled at by his coddling wife). Set in some lovely inbred little town south of the mason-dixon line.

you got yourself a deal also you most likely will see this as a real show in the near future on TLC

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