NCAA Offseason N/V: Yet Another National Champion From The SEC

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Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

The things I look forward to next season are Harold Brantley and Drew Lock wishcasting

# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 18:51

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:25

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

People foolishly believed that the playoff committee was going to take their previous rankings into consideration.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 20:54

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Well the last Mizzou safeties coach who left for a DC gig was Barry Odom, so there you go!

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 21:39

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

He was the guy who made Memphis have a rad defense out of nowhere and now he's the new DC at Mizzou.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 21:47

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

urban meyer makes rad college qbs which is way cooler and more important

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 00:43

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

I say Cribbs counts as phenomenal because that means I can count Brad Smith as phenomenal.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 01:57

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

It was more for the influx of posters who prolly think I am a Penn State fan somehow.

You're obviously a fan of the Marshall Thundering Herd

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 19:40

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

people don't like your stupid team deal with it

# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 21:30

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Mark Coleman isn't ranked 1st so gently caress your list

# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 20:10

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Sash! posted:

I don't even have the energy to give a poo poo where an NFL player played college ball.

justin britt being on the seahawks is the closest mizzou will ever get to winning a title

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 21:48

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Bobby Bowden is cool as hell, a better coach than Joe Paterno, also a better person than Joe Paterno.

His sons loving suck though.

They suck but they are also better than Joe Paterno's sons.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 04:30

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Say 5 Hail Marys, 3 Our Fathers, and jingle 10 keys

# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 19:38

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

only one certain SEC team should be allowed to beat the poo poo out of Kansas every year

# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 17:14

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

that's fine i don't watch the lame dunkless version of basketball

# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 18:57

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

The BYU series is a game at Arrowhead this year, and a game in Provo next year. I'm pretty excited to have an Arrowhead game again.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 20:13

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

kayakyakr posted:

Katy Perry is only the official performer for chaos. TFF's NCAA side has a much more refined taste.

Our official performer is Darude.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 17:14

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Dattserberg posted:

Also, you don't have to be an old racist... NHL playoffs

hrmm

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 21:15

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Grittybeard posted:

Of course they also claim LSU was using this abomination until 2002, which absolutely cannot be right can it?

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 23:17

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Raku posted:

lmao

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 23:53

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

if you get david banner you need to get big krit to join in

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 17:12

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Looks like Ray Lewis's methods work and we can declare Coaching Bad a success

# ¿ Feb 16, 2015 05:54

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

He mostly hurt himself by being all Keith Olbermann about it

# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 19:57

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Emron posted:

Check it out: people can have bad opinions at the same time as having good ones. hosed up, but true

looks like someone doesn't use twitter

# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 21:52

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

thanks for the hot scoop

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 20:53

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Crotch Bat posted:

Who is John Mackovic and why should I care?

el penis should quit spitting hot fire in the adult swim thread and give us some charlie strong takes

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 16:27

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

it's ephebophilia not pedophilia is still a thing on SA, huh

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 14:11

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Fluffdaddy posted:

Jesus Christ what is happening.

Actually,

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 17:56

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

NCAA banned rad facemasks because they eat turds

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 21:23

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Man safety can gently caress off

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 23:47

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

The cafeteria area at the Mizzou bookstore is dedicated to noted non-traitorous soldier Beetle Bailey

# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 16:27

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

I like how they got gloves that say NIKE instead of their logo

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 16:09

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

I will always laugh at a Jevan Snead mention because of Todd McShay's love affair with him

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 05:24

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

R.D. Mangles posted:

The Northwestern University Wildcats are going to win the Big Ten and probably the national championship.

An all journalism school NCG

# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 01:51

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Thoguh posted:

Speaking of sports that our school of choice wins titles in, I'm making my annual attempt to get other people to care about college wrestling. Ya'll should go check out the NCAA Wrestling Championships thread over in the punchsport pagoda so I don't get lonely in there.

You're going to lose to the school that gave us noted boring mma fighters Tyron Woodley and Ben Askren

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 18:15

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

I can't believe the most popular beers are cheap-moderately priced, light beers that can be easily consumed in large quantities, with national distribution.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 14:25

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Scarf posted:

No coors original. That study can go gently caress itself.

The only beer good enough to pay Bandit to ship some all the way from Texas.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 17:24

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

wheez the roux posted:

someone organize the inaugural first annual tff drinking championship invitational tournament, with 5-man flipcup teams, 40hands, beer pong, kegstands, and the chugathon in which you chug a busch lite every lap around a 1/4mile track and the last 3 people standing medal (also if you fall 3 beers behind the person in front of you and you're not in the front 3 you're eliminated)

what about a tour de franzia

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 03:40

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

that's a bullshit lawsuit I drink franzia to speed up my death

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 03:52

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

DJExile posted:

Was that also what made baseball so big there or did that happen on its own?

Baseball was introduced in Japan just a few years after America. IIRC it took hold fairly easily but it blew up when a barnstorming team with Babe Ruth and a bunch if other future Hall of Famers came in for a tour in the 30s.

The craziest part is that their high school baseball playoffs are like the biggest sporting event of the year.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 22:06

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:25

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Sash! posted:

I think the only two states that could have happened were Indiana (if Notre Dame went to the Big Ten) and Pennsylvania (if Pitt had gone to the Big Ten or dark wizardry caused Penn State go to ACC).

Aside from those three I mean

I think BYU to the Pac 12 isn't a crazy idea

# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 04:26

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