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can a retard be an astronaut
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:46 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:50 |
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I think Corky Thatcher would make a p good president.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:51 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:can a retard be an astronaut Sure just launch them up there on a rocket. Let's make them all astronauts.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:55 |
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Wicker Man posted:Sure just launch them up there on a rocket. on the inside you mean?
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 11:01 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:on the inside you mean? I suppose, but then they are going to wonder where the stars are at.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 11:08 |
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The Dennis System posted:I think Corky Thatcher would make a p good president. I think we have learned that anyone called Thatcher should never hold positions of power.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 11:26 |
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youre wife posted:bush lol
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 12:35 |
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Wicker Man posted:Sure just launch them up there on a rocket. *secretly just gasses them in vans*
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 12:49 |
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As long as the retard is a 35 year old natural-born citizen and his last name is Bush, yes
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:02 |
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FINALLY a leader who will make the trains run on time
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:04 |
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President Trig Palin.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:06 |
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if all government officials were required to have downs, there would be no wars and everyone would be happy.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:13 |
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Dan Quayle was one heartbeat away from the presidency, so yes.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:17 |
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The Whole Internet posted:Dan Quayle was one heartbeat away from the presidency, so yes. joe biden?
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:18 |
TOILETLORD posted:joe biden? You shut up! Joe Biden is a loving baller!
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:19 |
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Iamblikhos posted:You shut up! Joe Biden is a loving baller! he looks like those old aliens from star trek movie who get daily face lifts.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:22 |
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I would vote for a retarded president if I could. No hesitation
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:25 |
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George W Bush
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:37 |
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yes of course they could run but no one would vote for them at any stage so they wouldn't even get past the primaries
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:38 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:FINALLY a leader who will make the trains run on time
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:38 |
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I'll post the same thing I posted concerning whether that guy that was forced into a date with a cop's retarded sister was in jail or not: it all depends on if mentally handicapped people can consent.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:57 |
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Has anyone mentioned that Reagan was literally mentally unfit to dress himself or make cereal while he had access to nuclear launch codes.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 18:59 |
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Satsuki Kiryuin posted:Has anyone mentioned that Reagan was literally mentally unfit to dress himself or make cereal while he had access to nuclear launch codes. sounds like everyone obama fired.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:00 |
Satsuki Kiryuin posted:Has anyone mentioned that Reagan was literally mentally unfit to dress himself or make cereal while he had access to nuclear launch codes. But he wasn't like that when he ran, was he?
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:02 |
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He was starting to lose it like 1 year into his presidency and knew while he was running he would be suffering from mental deterioration. There has to be some medical thresh hold were you are forced to step down, fucker didn't know the difference between movies and actual history.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:03 |
Satsuki Kiryuin posted:He was starting to lose it like 1 year into his presidency and knew while he was running he would be suffering from mental deterioration. That's not the same thing as being retarded while running though.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:04 |
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Idk it's really the only closest thing we have had Bush II was just a big fat idiot, not really all that retarded.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:05 |
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Longest serving president was in a wheelchair and no offense to the Republican Party but they've made it clear the last few elections that they do not want an intellectual as their candidate and would rather someone close to the common man in intelligence. So as long as that downs guy is really into god and hates brown people he's a shoe in for the republican ticket.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:08 |
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Satsuki Kiryuin posted:He was starting to lose it like 1 year into his presidency and knew while he was running he would be suffering from mental deterioration. There has to be some medical thresh hold were you are forced to step down, fucker didn't know the difference between movies and actual history. Nancy's astrologist was actually very influential in decision making during these years, no joke.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:09 |
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Some might say that only retards run for president. Like your mom.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:11 |
Satsuki Kiryuin posted:Bush II was just a big fat idiot, not really all that retarded. Bush wasn't that dumb, to be fair. Somewhat above average, I'd say. He was too uninformed to be President and he didn't care about sounding smart, that's all.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:26 |
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Iamblikhos posted:Bush wasn't that dumb, to be fair. Somewhat above average, I'd say. He was too uninformed to be President and he didn't care about sounding smart, that's all. He was just a puppet that would do pmuch anything the republican establishment wanted, attributing independent thought to him is giving him to much credit.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:36 |
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Satsuki Kiryuin posted:He was just a puppet that would do pmuch anything the rich donors wanted, attributing independent thought to him is giving him to much credit. just like almost every president.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 19:36 |
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Satsuki Kiryuin posted:He was just a puppet that would do pmuch anything the republican establishment wanted, attributing independent thought to him is giving him to much credit. Watching his debates while running for Governor make it pretty apparent the guy wasn't a complete moron. In fact he was shockingly coherent and articulate. I heard (true or not) that people felt alienated by him in Texas and one of his criticisms was that he was a Yankee from the North (Yale educated, MBA, etc.) so his campaign managers had him purposely dumb down his speech to be more approachable. Now, it is also possible that as he got older he was obviously starting to deteriorate, possibly due to heavy drug/alcohol abuse for so long. He sits around painting all day. He's basically in a nursing home.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 20:57 |
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TOILETLORD posted:sounds like everyone obama fired. why is john kerry still there
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 21:15 |
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Nonsense posted:why is john kerry still there Teressa Heinz money and ridiculously incestous massachusetts/old New England democrat connections
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 21:16 |
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they can run in the special election
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 21:20 |
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STOP STEALING MY SCREENPLAYS OP!
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 21:28 |
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Kanye West for President! I've always hoped that someday we will show our displeasure with our broken political system by electing ridiculous celebrities.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 21:29 |
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City of Tampa posted:Kanye West for President! I first thought I would just boycott national elections. My vote for President doesn't mean jack poo poo as I live in a Blue state that isn't going to swing Red. My vote for Congressmen doesn't matter because of gerrymandering. My vote for Senator doesn't matter because they don't give a poo poo what we want. Figured I'd just vote for local folks (mayor, council, gov) Now my plan is to use my vote to fuel the fire. The more criminal politicians working only in the interests of their top sponsors we have, the faster the populous will finally have that "oh poo poo" moment and storm the castles, knock out a few of these fucks, and maybe we'll do a little bit of a rewrite to strengthen the checks & balances, and prevent "do nothing government" hostage situations. I mean for gently caress's sake, I finally actually find myself wishing we had a Parliamentary system. Government (PM) can't get votes/support to do anything? General Election to find someone who CAN get the votes. Our system is so polarized at this point, we're only going to get worse if we don't fix how the system is run. I mean, poo poo, some type of cultural civil war is the only other eventuality at this point if something isn't done. ...serioustalk endoftimes bs in a thread about having literal retards run for president. gently caress me
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 21:48 |