uG posted:

you cannot truly be better than someone else unless you floss your teeth. it takes like 30 seconds and if you say otherwise its because you are too dumb to learn how to use a piece of string. they even make a water shooting device if the previous statement is true, although you should still floss anyway. whatever sex you are trying to attract can tell if you dont floss, but to use something the average goon can relate to do you really want to mix the remnants of 5 day old cheetos with whatever hot pocket flavor you are currently enjoying? of coarse you do, because you dont floss and are a piece of poo poo.

floss your teeth. even the worst fyad poster that flosses they teeth is better than you if you dont floss your teeth.

they make little sticks to make flossing so simple. if anime or video game characters were real they would floss so there is no excuse for even the most mentally maladjusted goon to not floss they teeth

*cue some "gbs genius" wheezing and out of breath from rushing here to be the first to post some image or comment referring to the hip-hop terminology of the word floss* thank you no one else had that idea v funny and witty. now do it ironically instead because its already been brought up

tuyop posted:

I floss obsessively and don't eat very much sugar or any soda at all, still get cavities.

My dentist told me that my gums are awesome but my teeth are basically made out of chalk. He shrugged after saying this.

JebanyPedal posted:

*Goes loving APE MODE*

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Lichy posted:

also my water of fluoridated and I buy extra fluoride toothpaste so it doesn't really matter my teeth are always shining white anyway

quote:

The foundation of water fluoridation in the U.S. was the research of the dentist Frederick McKay. McKay spent thirty years investigating the cause of what was then known as the Colorado brown stain, which produced mottled but also cavity-free teeth; with the help of G.V. Black and other researchers, he established that the cause was fluoride.

PromethiumX posted:

Flossing is like eating little bits of your meal again. second-meal if you will.

also if you dont floss you are a poo poo lord

also if you don't scrape your gums until they bleed just a little then you aren't doing it correctly.

also

RusteJuxx posted:

My oral hygienist said that using the $200 electric toothbrush she recommended provided relatively the same effect as flossing. So, nah, I don't floss.

Luvcow posted:

Shitlord
+1 on saves versus poo poo and poo poo related spells
+1 spell per day from Fecalmancing spells
Once per day may summon a Fecal Golem ally with 1HD per caster level

Nuclearmonkee posted:

I floss like once a week maybe and before I go to the dentist.

Haven't had a cavity in 15 years. Get fukd.

I don't understand the floss to shitlord relationship though. I'm p sure I'm a shitlord but not sure if it's related to flossing.

uG posted:

i guess us flossers/sex havers need to reiterate this for the literal retards: flossing isnt for preventing cavities

Harime Nui posted:

SHISHKABOB posted:

I don't floss and I got a cavity. I had a filling scheduled but I didn't go because I was too scared. What is getting a filling like? I've never had one.