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and then kiss him on the mouth and be like taste ur moms rear end and if he flips out use your innate azn sense of biomechanics in combat to hold him down and cover him in smooches while shoutings moms rear end moms rear end
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maybe threaten to rape him if you can pull it off with the perfect amount of braggadocio it takes to make rape threats sound cool and menacing
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how are these ideas working for you op im thinking of starting a side business offering life coaching to small weiner men big dick is 90% attitude 10% actual dick volume
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"oh yeah well i'm effeminate and have no body hair either" then skulk off and play some korean anime porn mmorpg
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fanged wang posted:big dick is 90% attitude 10% actual dick volume is this what 'fanged' wang means?
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Frank Jameso posted:is this what 'fanged' wang means? now your getting it
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yo what about "flanged wang" any thoughts on this?
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sexy young infidel posted:yo what about "flanged wang" any thoughts on this? uncut dicks are gross
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Tell em you wanna play a game where they open their mouth wide and you stick your rock hard cock into it. If it touches the back, you win!
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fanged wang posted:maybe this is just my big dick instincts talking here but if someone was giving me serious grief about my supposed peen length i would very aggressively challenge them to a public dick measuring contest with judges and an audience etc and really put them on the spot about it and if they dont immediately say yeah sure just jump down their fuckin throat for being a babydick pussy bitch and turn to someone else and jab your thumb in their direction and go like can you believe this fuckin human being thats exactly what i would do in your sitch op Yo this is the solution no doubt, closed thread If he does call your bluff you at least get to see some big wang
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become large and strong your comeback will be "i am more attractive than you"
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Congo fucken beast mode.
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the fact that the average is 7 inches must mean half of them are like, 8 or 9
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This graph is bullshit. How can the global average be 5.5 when theres a billion chinese with a 4" dick?
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Hey I'm a Sean and my d is big
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More like republic of dongo
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Its a banana republic
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:This graph is bullshit. How can the global average be 5.5 when theres a billion chinese with a 4" dick? Maybe there's like one dude in a mountain somewhere with a dong a mile long padding the average up? Also between South America and Africa you got like 1.5 billion people just saying.
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i think south americans are probably not that large. they're part spanish and part native american which is not an exceptionally potent brew
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Hah you lot are thinking of willies.
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subhuman filth posted:i think south americans are probably not that large. they're part spanish and part native american which is not an exceptionally potent brew 
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op who are these "people" and why are they jerking themselves off in bathrooms, closets etc. thinking about your small dick
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this has to be wrong. it maxes out at 7in and as a white guy with a 7in dick ive been told that the black man will always have a bigger dick than a white man, therefore these lengths are incorrect
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Jan 15, 2015 20:54
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"I'm the exception that proves the rule" it will work the best if you whip it out simultaneously.
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the countries with the most nukes have the smallest dicks. really makes you think
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the real way to 0wn all of these guys op is to pull out THEIR dicks and a ruler e: you see because when you pull out their dicks and its boners won't they be red in the face!
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Jan 15, 2015 20:57
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you tell them you may be hung like a tic tac but you'll still freshen their breath, someone dropped that on me once (I used to work at Best Buy) and there is no response
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site posted:this has to be wrong. it maxes out at 7in and as a white guy with a 7in dick ive been told that the black man will always have a bigger dick than a white man, therefore these lengths are incorrect http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/unique-everybody-else/201210/the-pseudoscience-race-differences-in-penis-size
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that website is all made up btw, by a spanish-speaking guy who I would not be very surprised to find out is south american
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spooky girlfriend posted:"I'm the exception that proves the rule" i think i was saying the rule was wrong actually. Mange Mite posted:http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/unique-everybody-else/201210/the-pseudoscience-race-differences-in-penis-size but how will i continue to subjugate the darkies based on fears of them stealing my white women with their sexual superiority through massive dong size? site fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jan 15, 2015 |
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Al Cowens posted:Show them this video You know I get that this is a joke but honestly he doesn't raise a bad point. Cyberdragons WOULD probably be able to kill lots of humans.
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im half asian so sometimes this comes up but then im just like so what nigga lol, then gently caress a girl if possible
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fake graph retard
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Tell them you hang out with anime-watching kiddie-loving faggets at the something awful forums, I bet that would shut them up.
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a hole-y ghost posted:op who are these "people" and why are they jerking themselves off in bathrooms, closets etc. thinking about your small dick every friend i've ever had
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paranoid randroid posted:point out you can afford phallic economy on account of not having a panniculus blocking access to it, unlike [ethnicity of person making azn dick joke] The right answer was on the first page. You will always be a lithe youthful twink, so even if your dong is shorter, it will look proportional and you'll be able to stuff its whole length inside of your preferred hole(s). vs. the average american, who needs to dig out his little nub from between his folds before boasting online about his 7" cock that he measured once by making a ruler disappear in his gunt.
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me so sorry
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Tipps posted:The right answer was on the first page. u mad bro? also, I'm only 5'6" and keep it trim. is proportionality in my favor or no? is there a point where it might look too big? gotta keep the game fair for y'all tiny azn dick playas site fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jan 16, 2015 |
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"My small dick is perfect for your small rear end in a top hat."
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Frank Jameso posted:everyone is always making fun of me anyone who posts their dick size on the internet can be safely assumed to have 2-3 inches less than they claim
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