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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
? And I come in the kitchen, and look what the gently caress I see. A drat tralampeter, or whatever you call it.

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Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Is this one of those threads where all the cool kids show up and act like OP is the king of comedy?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
Aw gently caress it, I'm gonna vacuum this bitch.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Iamblikhos posted:

Is this one of those threads where all the cool kids show up and act like OP is the king of comedy?

yea

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.
What the hell is a tralampeter?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Prince Reggie K posted:

What the hell is a tralampeter?

One of them crocodile dundee snakes

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Dear Diary,

Kind of a crazy day, had some interpersonal poo poo that got in the way of some potentially more productive tasks, but well, whatever right? haha drink 10 beers and call me in the morning, right doc? lol!

anywhos,

Shits (#):
#1 - pretty squirrely, kind of a dry rabbity dink and dunk

fart

fart

huge fart - like a dry airy one but with something behind it like "raiders of the lost ark" boulder style, probably could have used indys whip in this one lol but i was kinda busy

fairly massive fart - now that turtlle is about to come out of the shell (no poo poo or shart)

#2 - another dink and dunk at first, dry, but very smelly (like a decaying corpse), after the initial push the flood gates open and here we go - liquid poo poo like a sewage main broke open, water, rotten vegetables, garbage, used condoms, bread, a sweaty sock... pure ZOO rear end. (note to self: sample labeled 7983.11.2) need to speak to a surgeon. (red)

farts fairly consistent until dinnertime.

"the biggy"

fart

fart

ok, goodnight diary, see you in a few minutes

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

my dog's just lookin. go. go GO TO, GO....

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
welp, gonna be in the bathtub all night lol

Police Academy III
Nov 4, 2011
its spelt cherlampeter op

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Police Academy III posted:

its spelt cherlampeter op

poo poo

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiUhLnmL64M

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