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FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
I haven't regularly used table napkins since 2002. They rip easily and their absorbency is for poo poo. It's like wiping a very diarrhea butt with cigarette paper.

Give me a good square of paper towel any day.

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Nap-kin? Oh my god

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
My dick is the only napkin

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

FaradayCage posted:

I haven't regularly used table napkins since 2002. They rip easily and their absorbency is for poo poo. It's like wiping a very diarrhea butt with cigarette paper.

Give me a good square of paper towel any day.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Wipe food on your socks Jesus Christ

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Ok.

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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
honestly i've always used paper towels as napkins. they do the same job, just like decent toilet paper works just as good as a kleenex, poo poo's the same, does the same job, trees die, gently caress it

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