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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Do you hate other people?

Do you hate yourself?

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
because im not a female

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I might not hate my dad enough.

I do like masturbating on to women, though, but I don't do it while they are comatose.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I can only achieve high sync ratios because my angst is similar to the hell the soul that's trapped inside the Eva experiences

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Also the blood type: Gaylord Gif

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Because I have no idea wtf an EVA is and am bringing no bad habits to the party.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Also the blood type: Gaylord Gif

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
not sure what an eva is but i can drive my camry pretty good if that qualifies me

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Because I have crippling personality flaws that prevent me from connecting with almost anybody

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
Because i dont watch anime

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
parent dead, emotional train wreck, gay angel has a crush on me and I'm not saying no

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
i wouldn't prolly, i happen to think it's weird to jack off on comatose women so i think i wasn't cut from the right stuff.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
How did Luke Skywalker learn to pilot an X-wing so fast? They didn't even do a montage; it was just screen wipe and now he's in a jumpsuit with a codename and everything.'

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
two days ago i seen a rig that can haul that tanker, u wanna get out of hear? u talk to me.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Hobohemian posted:

How did Luke Skywalker learn to pilot an X-wing so fast? They didn't even go a montage; it was just screen wipe and now he's in a jumpsuit with a codename and everything.'

it wasnt a spaceship they just made him look like he was flying it for the movie. his real name isnt luke its a actor pretending

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
im gay so when do I start?

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Shinji was really dumb to chose suffering on the broken planet of liquid souls.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Hobohemian posted:

How did Luke Skywalker learn to pilot an X-wing so fast? They didn't even do a montage; it was just screen wipe and now he's in a jumpsuit with a codename and everything.'

downloaded a matrix program

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

it wasnt a spaceship they just made him look like he was flying it for the movie. his real name isnt luke its a actor pretending

Yeah, but I know some nerd wrote a book on that gap in time during the movie and I want to know what happened in it without doing the research myself.

Frogisis
Apr 15, 2003

relax brother relax
pick me op i would look great on a body pillow

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I am an expert at counter strike if that helps

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
my gif collection has long prepared me to save this world

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hobohemian posted:

How did Luke Skywalker learn to pilot an X-wing so fast? They didn't even do a montage; it was just screen wipe and now he's in a jumpsuit with a codename and everything.'

It was literally a case of: Death Star comin', throw anyone who even pretends to know how to fly something into the cockpit to make up the numbers. Also nepotism, since his father was remembered as a pretty drat good pilot.

I'm sure there's EU bullshit about how Luke spent lots of time playing spaceship simulators on his computer machine at the moisture farm in between trips to Whatsit Station, but whatever.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jan 17, 2015

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
No, because I'm not 13. Duh. loving idiot.:goonsay:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Wait, what's all this anime poo poo? I thought this was gonna be a thread about '90s supermodel Eva Herzigova.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

not sure what an eva is but i can drive my camry pretty good if that qualifies me

man, why did you sell the camaro?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i was lying about the camaro to make a point but someday i hope to own or steal one

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
ok cool

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Wait, what's all this anime poo poo? I thought this was gonna be a thread about '90s supermodel Eva Herzigova.

There's only one model from the 90's for me :mrgw:

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
No because I'm not 14.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Don't think I'd jerk off over the comatose body of a friend, so no.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
1. I'm pretty good at twister

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

lmao Gendo ftw

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

skeletonotherkin posted:

Don't think I'd jerk off over the comatose body of a friend, so no.

yuou cant call someone your friend until youve stroked each others dicks

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
2. I love musical theater

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
3. I love BEEER

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
I've seen like every Godzilla and Gamera movie at least 3 times. I'd say I'm pretty qualified.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My dick is bigger than a toothpick container so I think I am disqualified.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Finally, an excuse to post my humorous NGE pictures.













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