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Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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i am a beta male trapped in an alpha body

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Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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Fonzarelli posted:

maybe if you convince the alpha to unclench and unpucker, he will release you from his powerful b-hole

ayyyy nobody wants to go beta

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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Orkin Mang posted:

drink 1 gallon drain cleaner

Im not going to do it, because I think you are trying to trick me

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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Toad Tunnel posted:

Sometimes even the very best will do exactly that and walk away unharmed.

I've seen that happen.

Just try that poo poo man

i do need my : cleaned
y syre ut wibt jukk ne

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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This thread is getting off-track.

My dick looks like a baby's forearm. Its pushed the beta out of my body.
drat, the power of a good dick. Next chance you get you should have one.

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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I just took a piss. It almost pushed me over. I should just cut it off before it kills me.

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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I.C. posted:

Sir, your dick is too big is the problem? No one speaks English around here.

I almost feel like saying my white dick is too big is racist, which is bad or something

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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If you put my dick under a microscope you would glass in your eye

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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I.C. posted:

Is the rest of you white too?

Nope, I am a black man with a white mans penis

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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I.C. posted:

I can't help, sorry. I do recommend the coffee though.

Im addicted to alcohol and cigarettes, not gay rear end coffee. Coffee is bad for your body

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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thathonkey posted:

like size-wise or you literally have a white colored dick hanging off your black colored body?

both motherfucker

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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Funkalicious posted:

i am actually the opposite, you wanna trade?

OH MY GOD. Im getting mad and angry

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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super macho dude posted:

does your dick have a job and is a good supportive rolemodel to its children?

thank you smd for replying. yes it does, and all of it are encouraged to go to college

How do i put pics in this poo poo?

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Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

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ATTENTION ALL LURKERS:
None of this really matters too much. Just post your dumb feelings and ideas in here.
Is anyone else burdened with a big dick?

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